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By *autious Couple OP Couple over a year ago

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.....when you can't wait till your afternoon nap

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

".....when you can't wait till your afternoon nap

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when ur watching porn and thinking fk me that bed looks comfy

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

when you see a scantily clad person, and think "fk me they'll catch their death in that"

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By *rStarbuckMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

When its only just past 6pm and youre looking forward to bed already

L x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you need menu read to you cause forgot your glasses....and i mean Forgot...no clue where they might be lol

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

when you need to forward a txt spk msg to a friend to get the damn thing translated!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you start wearing semi sensible shoes. Cause u canne walk in sky scrapers heels all day long.

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

When at a swingers party and the slippers replace the heels before midnight

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By *rofessionalGentlemanMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Just wakened.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple over a year ago

Helensburgh

you start using the term "buttfloss"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When ppl start helping you to cross the road And you wonder Were you body has gone when you look in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you make a groaning noise when you bend down to pick something up or stand up from a chair

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman over a year ago

Glenrothes

".....when you can't wait till your afternoon nap

when ur watching porn and thinking fk me that bed looks comfy

LMAO!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman over a year ago

Glenrothes

When you bend down to get something and take 20 minutes to get back up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

go to bed very early n wake up around 3 am

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"When you bend down to get something and take 20 minutes to get back up lol "

That's just an excuse to look a guys bums....

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman over a year ago

Glenrothes

"When you bend down to get something and take 20 minutes to get back up lol

That's just an excuse to look a guys bums....

LMAO you caught me out damn!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"When you bend down to get something and take 20 minutes to get back up lol

That's just an excuse to look a guys bums....

LMAO you caught me out damn!"

You'd have got away with it if you hadn't spent so much time checking mine out today....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you trip over your own baw bag!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"When you trip over your own baw bag!"

That's what the net bag on your zimmer frame is for!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you trip over your own baw bag!

That's what the net bag on your zimmer frame is for!

Aaaah, i did wonder why all my werthers originals kept falling out!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"When you trip over your own baw bag!

That's what the net bag on your zimmer frame is for!

Aaaah, i did wonder why all my werthers originals kept falling out!

That's a new name for testicles!

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