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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My foofoo seems to had sealed up after no magic wand fun for a few weeks Dr Bru
Do you have something for that " I finish at 5 come back then and al look up / sorry into it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup? |
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Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup? "
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup? "
God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol |
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"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. " I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup?
God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol"
Nurse Kink on her way to take your temperature |
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"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm "
Oh really? Can you recommend a good outlet for said protein |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup?
God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol"
You're a very sick lady. You may need specialist therapy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm
Oh really? Can you recommend a good outlet for said protein " all I can saymis bring your sexyist lip gloss |
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup?
God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol
You're a very sick lady. You may need specialist therapy. "
I definitely do. Know any specialists? |
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"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm
Oh really? Can you recommend a good outlet for said protein all I can saymis bring your sexyist lip gloss"
Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup?
God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol
You're a very sick lady. You may need specialist therapy.
I definitely do. Know any specialists? "
My Mom always said I was special (ish).
Might be the same thing. Dunno.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm
Oh really? Can you recommend a good outlet for said protein all I can saymis bring your sexyist lip gloss
Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! " Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac |
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup?
God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol
You're a very sick lady. You may need specialist therapy.
I definitely do. Know any specialists?
My Mom always said I was special (ish).
Might be the same thing. Dunno.
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Awwww that's so sweet. Works for me lol |
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup?
God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol
Nurse Kink on her way to take your temperature "
I am glad your wand is out of action btw! lmao |
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"Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac "
tictac? Now I am probably setting myself up for lots of ridicule, but here goes, why? |
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"Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac
tictac? Now I am probably setting myself up for lots of ridicule, but here goes, why? " some women dont like the taste of this protein am giving you . If you wanting I can give it internally |
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"Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac
tictac? Now I am probably setting myself up for lots of ridicule, but here goes, why? some women dont like the taste of this protein am giving you . If you wanting I can give it internally "
I quite like the taste. But you can't give it internally cos of the barriers |
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"Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do? stick on the sussies al be there in a. Hour "
Doctor I'm getting a bit cold in my sussies and its making my head worse. You said you would be round in a hour, two hours ago! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup? "
Dodgy sod ya got that kethcup joke from me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dr Bru,
Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.
My question is - will I ever ketchup?
Dodgy sod ya got that kethcup joke from me"
New improved ketchup. Spicier. Lol!
I've always said, if a punchline is good...
STEAL IT!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do? stick on the sussies al be there in a. Hour
Doctor I'm getting a bit cold in my sussies and its making my head worse. You said you would be round in a hour, two hours ago! av already came and went did ye not feel me "
Never felt a thing - story of your life huh brubru ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well all I can think off is that I dont get any action
Let me explain then...
You get the action but she says "I never felt a thing"!! " ok so your calling me needle dick |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"Well all I can think off is that I dont get any action
Let me explain then...
You get the action but she says "I never felt a thing"!!
ok so your calling me needle dick"
That is what she would be referring to.....Yes! Or just a small dick....
And for the record I didnt say it....So if your going to get all feckin touchy on me AGAIN.....Dont!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well all I can think off is that I dont get any action
Let me explain then...
You get the action but she says "I never felt a thing"!!
ok so your calling me needle dick
That is what she would be referring to.....Yes! Or just a small dick....
And for the record I didnt say it....So if your going to get all feckin touchy on me AGAIN.....Dont!!!!
" :-easy tiger thing Some1 needs a chill pill from Dr bru |
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