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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago
more north lincs than mids! |
there are words in the Sunday Sport?
*baffled* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are words in the Sunday Sport?
*baffled* "
pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sooty in dogging sex shocker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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didn't new the paper still around,
thought the mirror had it all
an the sun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Randy tandem is really Tory minister |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Spaceman furry is up Uranus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Randy tandem is really Tory minister "
I have killed people for less you know. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Dr bru gets .................  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Scot's man tans his own cock!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wan Tan Cok sets off nuclear device in own home. Terrible, terrible accident. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Randy tandem in straight guy sex ring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ayrshire female has giraffes legs |
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"Ayrshire female has giraffes legs "
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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago
glasgow |
Monkeys at work in Glasgow City chambers theyre doin a great job  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pirates body found at the bottom of the Clyde. Terrible, terrible accident. |
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Mr Iron Brew of the black pearl went sleepwalking into a swinging site on the 29th of April 2013 at 11pm and started typing random messages. He left two messages on the site forum then disappeared, must have been back to bed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Monkeys at work in Glasgow City chambers theyre doin a great job "
I thought Glasgow Zoo closed years ago? |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Pirate found in Ayrshire bound gagged with very red ass! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Police have arrested falkirk couple at dogging site. The alsatian was later released |
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"Monkeys at work in Glasgow City chambers theyre doin a great job "
That's not fair on the monkeys! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tian Tian is pregnant by pirate in panda suit. The offspring... A terrible, terrible accident. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Paisley man claims innocence over Internet scam - he was really a hardened swinger  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Glasgow man arrested for afray after demanding mcmuffins at 1035am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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McDonalds employee bum poked at 10:36 for annoying the shit out of a hungry Jessie. Terrible, terrible accident. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Two Scots swingers found stuck together in sex game, a spokesman later said it was hard to see were the big chunky hairy guy started and blonde / ginger accomplice ended |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Two Scots swingers found stuck together in sex game, a spokesman later said it was hard to see were the big chunky hairy guy started and blonde / ginger accomplice ended |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pirates parrot is actually not alive. It's now a dead parrot as it repeats itself incessantly. Terrible, terrible accident. |
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over a year ago
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Edinburgh lady in krispy kreme sex scandal |
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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago
glasgow |
Monkeys left the city chambers fed up working with a lower form of intelligence |
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over a year ago
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Aberdeen woman in sheep sex scandal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Clydebank lady arrested in sex sauna swoop |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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Furry's krispy creme fetish sinks to new disturbing low a court heard yesterday
This morning forum spokesman ..."Tandem" commented "we are all shocked and stunned ...we all thought we knew him" ... " the Scotland forum community are struggling to come to terms with this shocking revelation" .. Our thoughts and prayers are with all those affected by this mad man"
The case continues |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"Clydebank lady arrested in sex sauna swoop "
FFS!!! Only happened this afternoon!!!
Hounds!!!!! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Furry's krispy creme fetish sinks to new disturbing low a court heard yesterday
This morning forum spokesman ..."Tandem" commented "we are all shocked and stunned ...we all thought we knew him" ... " the Scotland forum community are struggling to come to terms with this shocking revelation" .. Our thoughts and prayers are with all those affected by this mad man"
The case continues "
But it wasn't me guv!!!! Honest!! |
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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago
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Auchinleck youth found shot in the Head behind The Library . Locals all stunned and horrified they did not know Auchinleck had a library .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man found in Edinburgh zoo panda enclosure
one panda was skinned one looking very confused
Man acting very unusual wearing panda skin!  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Man arrested in paisley supermarket - naked except for an eye patch |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Woman arrested in Germany asking if she could get a Scottish man in a supermarket |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
Jeez....
No wonder I dont read that rubbish
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"Auchinleck youth found shot in the Head behind The Library . Locals all stunned and horrified they did not know Auchinleck had a library .. "
 mfao. Ok that was funny. The sun & the bubbly must be getting to me. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scottish Forum Impromptu Social Convener goes missing after... terrible, terrible accident.
Asked at one of the locations of the the impromptu social about the man the comment was "Who? Didn't even know he was missing gov". The search for the mans body continues. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Update: The Scottish Forum Impromptu Social Convener who went missing earlier today may in fact be pushing up the daisies. A suspect at one if the locations said the missing man may have been Welsh. The search for the man who befell the terrible, terrible accident continues. |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"Scottish Forum Impromptu Social Convener goes missing after... terrible, terrible accident.
Asked at one of the locations of the the impromptu social about the man the comment was "Who? Didn't even know he was missing gov". The search for the mans body continues. "
He will show up under new identity and we will discover it was an insurance fraud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Randy tandem is really Tory minister
I have killed people for less you know. "
It wisnae me gov, honest! |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Firemen save woman in Germany from flood
Apparently started deliberately in her bedroom. Several sex toys were found at incident
Pmsl
Was the blow up bed found in the wreckage? 
Woman in Germany found rafting the rapids with six firemen after... terrible, terrible accident.
What's with all the firemen , what have I missed?
Men with ladders & extendable hoses. Keep up. Read the papers.
I know what they are, some of us work and don't have time to read the papers, well don't even think we get it over here, any way
Oh god I'll shut up "
Have I told you today I love you? No?
Wonder! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This just in: The bubbly has been consumed & there's no more chilled. Terrible, terrible accident (will befall the wee fkr that let THAT happen). |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Glasgow man arrested for breaking into fire station d*unk on champagne - Scottish fire brigade spokesman said 'he was half in half out the window mumbling about mcmuffins and asking if we had more chilled champagne' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Read all about it ......
In international news
A woman in Germany dies of a broken heart , paramedics say due to the lack of her brains cells clearly there was no love in her! |
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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago
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Firemen say all champagne and muffins eaten but theyre extendable hoses are still working / be careful terrible terrible accident can occur with misuse |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Read all about it ......
In international news
A woman in Germany dies of a broken heart , paramedics say due to the lack of her brains cells clearly there was no love in her! "
Amazing discovery! Aliens bring woman back from dead in Germany!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Newsflash: Firemen give random stranger a lift after terrible, terrible accident with champagne & donate their stash of Budweiser!
Terrible, terrible accident averted.
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
News flash - fire crew reported missing after giving man lift home! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Read all about it ......
In international news
A woman in Germany dies of a broken heart , paramedics say due to the lack of her brains cells clearly there was no love in her!
Amazing discovery! Aliens bring woman back from dead in Germany!! "
Investigation underway as to whether she has been probed
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Read all about it ......
In international news
A woman in Germany dies of a broken heart , paramedics say due to the lack of her brains cells clearly there was no love in her!
Amazing discovery! Aliens bring woman back from dead in Germany!!
Investigation underway as to whether she has been probed
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I've been certified! |
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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago
glasgow |
News flash the women Keeps on repeating E T ET did u wear a condom |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"News flash the women Keeps on repeating E T ET did u wear a condom "
This just in - ET said he just phoned home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This just in: Party starts in Westend of Glasgow after terrible, terrible accident when the fleet sailed up the Clyde today & saved the day by providing strippers for one Mr Tandem. The happy recipient commented (smuggly), "Seamen, my favourite!"
In other news... The search for the body of the Scottish Forum Impromtu Social Convener has been called off due to a complete lack of
interest.
Reports state that today's involvement of Police, Army, Fire Brigade & the Navy mean that there are enough bodies to reform the fabulous Disco era group the Village people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Altogether now:
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ayrshire woman models blow up doll  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck me - look at the YMCA folk. Did Fucks Bizz reform too??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Altogether now:
We're Ripping Your Tights Off!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck me - look at the YMCA folk. Did Fucks Bizz reform too???"
That took you a while for
making your mind up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whit two pure shags and the two girls |
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Ayrshire woman phoned police on a crazed stalker running around her garden with only an eyepatch on, clutching a very small bottle of ck one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ayrshire woman phoned police on a crazed stalker running around her garden with only an eyepatch on, clutching a very small bottle of ck one "
Tell em to drop off that fkr on the Unicycle to my house then. Pmsl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck me - look at the YMCA folk. Did Fucks Bizz reform too???
That took you a while for
making your mind up! "
One is drinking on the terrazzo. |
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"Ayrshire woman phoned police on a crazed stalker running around her garden with only an eyepatch on, clutching a very small bottle of ck one
Tell em to drop off that fkr on the Unicycle to my house then. Pmsl!"
You can sort him out. He will never ride his unicycle the same again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Aryshire woman arrested for impersonating a comedian
Ouch hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aryshire woman arrested for impersonating a comedian
Ouch hehe "
Naw Bru THAT was funny. Bows to Mrs KFC (even if I'm the only one that got it). |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Ayrshire woman phoned police on a crazed stalker running around her garden with only an eyepatch on, clutching a very small bottle of ck one
Tell em to drop off that fkr on the Unicycle to my house then. Pmsl!
You can sort him out. He will never ride his unicycle the same again"
Only cuz someone nicked the saddle |
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"Ayrshire woman phoned police on a crazed stalker running around her garden with only an eyepatch on, clutching a very small bottle of ck one
Tell em to drop off that fkr on the Unicycle to my house then. Pmsl!
You can sort him out. He will never ride his unicycle the same again
Only cuz someone nicked the saddle "
Don't try and jump on the back of my joke. I'm the comedian round here |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Ayrshire woman phoned police on a crazed stalker running around her garden with only an eyepatch on, clutching a very small bottle of ck one
Tell em to drop off that fkr on the Unicycle to my house then. Pmsl!
You can sort him out. He will never ride his unicycle the same again
Only cuz someone nicked the saddle
Don't try and jump on the back of my joke. I'm the comedian round here "
Oooo you are awful! But I like you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thoughtyou were arrested |
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"Ayrshire woman phoned police on a crazed stalker running around her garden with only an eyepatch on, clutching a very small bottle of ck one
Tell em to drop off that fkr on the Unicycle to my house then. Pmsl!
You can sort him out. He will never ride his unicycle the same again
Only cuz someone nicked the saddle
Don't try and jump on the back of my joke. I'm the comedian round here
Oooo you are awful! But I like you "
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"Thoughtyou were arrested "
They couldn't get any evidence against me so had to let me go.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ayrshire woman phoned police on a crazed stalker running around her garden with only an eyepatch on, clutching a very small bottle of ck one
Tell em to drop off that fkr on the Unicycle to my house then. Pmsl!
You can sort him out. He will never ride his unicycle the same again
Only cuz someone nicked the saddle "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thoughtyou were arrested
They couldn't get any evidence against me so had to let me go. "
did you use your sex cat woman stare |
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"Thoughtyou were arrested
They couldn't get any evidence against me so had to let me go. did you use your sex cat woman stare"
What the one that looks like this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thoughtyou were arrested
They couldn't get any evidence against me so had to let me go. did you use your sex cat woman stare
What the one that looks like this "
Ooooohhh
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes that one miss, can I get you anything |
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"Yes that one miss, can I get you anything"
Glad to see your still calling me Miss. I will have a think about what I need. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes that one miss, can I get you anything
Glad to see your still calling me Miss. I will have a think about what I need. "
Oh gawd here comes the aneurism - medics on standby. Mrs KFC thinking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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KIDDING - before ya boot ma baws! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes that one miss, can I get you anything
Glad to see your still calling me Miss. I will have a think about what I need. "
do you want mc tandem takin out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes that one miss, can I get you anything
Glad to see your still calling me Miss. I will have a think about what I need. do you want mc tandem takin out"
Shuttit Moticia, I've buried more bodies than an Undertaker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone remember when I was quiet???? |
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"Yes that one miss, can I get you anything
Glad to see your still calling me Miss. I will have a think about what I need. do you want mc tandem takin out"
I think we will do it together |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes that one miss, can I get you anything
Glad to see your still calling me Miss. I will have a think about what I need. do you want mc tandem takin out
I think we will do it together "
Better make it one fkn DEEP hole! |
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"Yes that one miss, can I get you anything
Glad to see your still calling me Miss. I will have a think about what I need. do you want mc tandem takin out
I think we will do it together
Better make it one fkn DEEP hole!"
Thanks we will take your advice on board |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Better bring Lurch & Eddie Munster with ya. Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone remember when I was quiet????"
Naw! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone remember when I was quiet????
Naw!"
Shurrup you & don't start that nonsense again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Medic. |
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"Anyone remember when I was quiet????
Naw!
Shurrup you & don't start that nonsense again!"
Randy and tandem stop arguing and behave or I will have to spank your bottom |
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"Edinburgh lady in krispy kreme sex scandal "
Shhhhh that was private  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Edinburgh lady in krispy kreme sex scandal
Shhhhh that was private "
well
It's not now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This just in: Whilst taking a bath BruBru was surprised when Mrs KFC joined him. However Randy had actually stolen her identity. Then the real Mrs KFC disguised as Randy also joined Bru in the bath. They can report that Bru's tadger has been in a terrible, terrible accident. Our undercover reporters can confirm that the future's bright the future's Orange. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oi youse two sober up they pics were just between the 3 of us |
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"Edinburgh lady in krispy kreme sex scandal
Shhhhh that was private well
It's not now lol "
Worth it tho, strapon and donuts with holes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Edinburgh lady in krispy kreme sex scandal
Shhhhh that was private well
It's not now lol
Worth it tho, strapon and donuts with holes "
noo thers a game a like the sound off |
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"Edinburgh lady in krispy kreme sex scandal
Shhhhh that was private well
It's not now lol
Worth it tho, strapon and donuts with holes noo thers a game a like the sound off"
Actually now I've said it I fancy a donught lol |
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over a year ago
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"Edinburgh lady in krispy kreme sex scandal
Shhhhh that was private well
It's not now lol
Worth it tho, strapon and donuts with holes noo thers a game a like the sound off
Actually now I've said it I fancy a donught lol"
mmm am hungry now too dont eat them aw |
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"Oi youse two sober up they pics were just between the 3 of us "
Well next time don't ask me to scrub your dodgy fake tan off  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi youse two sober up they pics were just between the 3 of us
Well next time don't ask me to scrub your dodgy fake tan off "
it was dove best of gear miss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oi youse two sober up they pics were just between the 3 of us "
Not anymore.
We weren't gonna mention em. You let that cat out the bag PandaBoy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oi youse two sober up they pics were just between the 3 of us
Not anymore.
We weren't gonna mention em. You let that cat out the bag PandaBoy."
cat and panda wot is wae you and animals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're such an Ark!
(Was I using Bru's phone or was that a typo?) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Glasgow man is ringing bells in cathedral |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scot's man tans his own cock!
Lol "
Don't laugh - that's one of the TRUE stories.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Scotsman not as smart as he thought he was
Infact hes some mad attention seeking idiot who makes a fool of himself for the pleasure of others and purely to fit in
Well this shite is in the rite fekin paper |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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Fabster in friends list cull a spokesman for the deleted friends told last night how the deleted friends were shocked and stunned at this callous act and were given no warning |
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"Scot's man tans his own cock!
Lol "
Nice to see you off the naughty step Mr Vargus x |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
This just in - Man released from naughty step for good behaviour - may not last long though |
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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago
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stop press Man put back on the naughty step well he would flash in george square Gave the poor lions such a fright theyve ran away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sun appears in Glasgow. Early reports are yet to be confirmed or if someone forgot to switch a light off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In international news
Woman in Germany is found to be not only illiterate but also geographically challenged, the government have taken drastic measures and deemed her a banned substance.
The weather today highs of 18 but hazy and over cast. |
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It's reported a man I paisley has penis the size
Of a adult conga eel. Hes is said to feel electric about the news |
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News just in: The police are on the hunt for a crazy man who has stolen a Conga eel from local paisley pet shop.
He was last seen flashing in the Piazza with the eel stuffed down his pants.
Please do not approach this man if you see him. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
This just in - paisley man dies from heart attack whilst googling sex aids |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's reported a man I paisley has penis the size
Of a adult conga eel. Hes is said to feel electric about the news "
SHOCKEROONI |
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"News just in: The police are on the hunt for a crazy man who has stolen a Conga eel from local paisley pet shop.
He was last seen flashing in the Piazza with the eel stuffed down his pants.
Please do not approach this man if you see him. "
I do hope the eel is ok
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"Monkeys at work in Glasgow City chambers theyre doin a great job
I thought Glasgow Zoo closed years ago?"
The monkeys exchanged places with administration! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Monkeys at work in Glasgow City chambers theyre doin a great job
I thought Glasgow Zoo closed years ago?
The monkeys exchanged places with administration! lol"
So are administration roaming around free in the African Congo? Do we know? Can someone Google that please? |
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"Monkeys at work in Glasgow City chambers theyre doin a great job
I thought Glasgow Zoo closed years ago?
The monkeys exchanged places with administration! lol
So are administration roaming around free in the African Congo? Do we know? Can someone Google that please? "
They were stranded on an island somewhere cold, wet and windy. Well, why the hell should they get the sun, sea and sandy beaches? |
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"Monkeys at work in Glasgow City chambers theyre doin a great job
I thought Glasgow Zoo closed years ago?
The monkeys exchanged places with administration! lol
So are administration roaming around free in the African Congo? Do we know? Can someone Google that please?
They were stranded on an island somewhere cold, wet and windy. Well, why the hell should they get the sun, sea and sandy beaches?"
Oh we sent them back to Ireland. Well as long as they're happy. |
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"Monkeys at work in Glasgow City chambers theyre doin a great job
I thought Glasgow Zoo closed years ago?
The monkeys exchanged places with administration! lol
So are administration roaming around free in the African Congo? Do we know? Can someone Google that please?
They were stranded on an island somewhere cold, wet and windy. Well, why the hell should they get the sun, sea and sandy beaches?
Oh we sent them back to Ireland. Well as long as they're happy. "
I laughed out loud there, then remembered I am from Irish descent! lol
Oi not funny! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Monkeys at work in Glasgow City chambers theyre doin a great job
I thought Glasgow Zoo closed years ago?
The monkeys exchanged places with administration! lol
So are administration roaming around free in the African Congo? Do we know? Can someone Google that please?
They were stranded on an island somewhere cold, wet and windy. Well, why the hell should they get the sun, sea and sandy beaches?
Oh we sent them back to Ireland. Well as long as they're happy.
I laughed out loud there, then remembered I am from Irish descent! lol
Oi not funny! lol"
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Fife lady arrested for battering Glasgow Jessie with dildo |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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Forum thread causes The Matrix to go into meltdown.....it has emerged that the disasterous meltdown was triggered in the scotland forum when a stupid thread exceeded its allowable posts / thread (currently standing at 219)...as of 2pm today the internet will no longer exist |
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"Fife lady arrested for battering Glasgow Jessie with dildo "
Oh my poor dildo. What did it ever do to deserve such treatment! lol |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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Friendly clydebank lady in dwarf sex shocker |
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Neil Lennon becomes United Nations peace envoy. |
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"Forum thread causes The Matrix to go into meltdown.....it has emerged that the disasterous meltdown was triggered in the scotland forum when a stupid thread exceeded its allowable posts / thread (currently standing at 219)...as of 2pm today the internet will no longer exist "
Terrible, terrible accident befalls TinterWeb.
On a plus - Facebook stops sending folk invites to games about farms & sweeties. Happy days. |
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over a year ago
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ally mccoist backs lex gold to become new chairman at ibrox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ally mccoist backs lex gold to become new chairman at ibrox "
On yer bike |
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"ally mccoist backs lex gold to become new chairman at ibrox
On yer bike "
walter smith backs the move
lol |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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Terrible, terrible accident befalls TinterWeb.
On a plus - Facebook stops sending folk invites to games about farms & sweeties. Happy days. "
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"Forum thread causes The Matrix to go into meltdown.....it has emerged that the disasterous meltdown was triggered in the scotland forum when a stupid thread exceeded its allowable posts / thread (currently standing at 219)...as of 2pm today the internet will no longer exist
Terrible, terrible accident befalls TinterWeb.
On a plus - Facebook stops sending folk invites to games about farms & sweeties. Happy days. "
Thank God for that! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
3 Falkirk children have 2 new puppies and a dad who's laughing as he knows he doesn't have I clean up behind them!!! |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"3 Falkirk children have 2 new puppies and a dad who's laughing as he knows he doesn't have I clean up behind them!!! "
Awww you got them!
Great |
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over a year ago
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just read that kilet69 won the last post thread
he is a happy man |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
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Terrible, terrible accident befalls TinterWeb.
On a plus - Facebook stops sending folk invites to games about farms & sweeties. Happy days.
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Oi you!!!
Dont diss the farms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shoot canna even spell me own name lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Paisleys man goes mad |
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over a year ago
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"Paisleys man goes mad"
just got a bit excited i hink lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Paisleys man goes madjust got a bit excited i hink lol"
kilty your gone long time since my freind
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over a year ago
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"This just in - Man released from naughty step for good behaviour - may not last long though "
Lol!!!
Breaking news
Naughty step found to be left covered in 3 of the 4 p's as token of gratitude. Hero in panda suit volunteers to clean it up
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