" brilliant. Nothing I can think of personally but was tickled by googles offering of a boyfriend who was rubbing baby oil on his girlfriend saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin"  "
Hahahaha fantastic, yeah a few of my work mates talking about this and I'm like what the actual fuck lol
Tbf the phrase I am Spartacus was bad enough but apparently they were doggy he had her hair and raised a fist in the air when he said, but he maintained it just felt the right thing to say.
I have had woman on top and when she could tell I was getting close she saif and I quite, "that's it I want you to shoot your load so hard you blow my hips out" it's an odd feeling Cumming really hard while being confused and fearful hahahaha |
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" brilliant. Nothing I can think of personally but was tickled by googles offering of a boyfriend who was rubbing baby oil on his girlfriend saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin"
Hahahaha fantastic, yeah a few of my work mates talking about this and I'm like what the actual fuck lol
Tbf the phrase I am Spartacus was bad enough but apparently they were doggy he had her hair and raised a fist in the air when he said, but he maintained it just felt the right thing to say.
I have had woman on top and when she could tell I was getting close she saif and I quite, "that's it I want you to shoot your load so hard you blow my hips out" it's an odd feeling Cumming really hard while being confused and fearful hahahaha"
OMG… blow my hips out … I’m speechless x |
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So, not in the moment but I remember one guy I slept with was feeling awkward (we'd been friends for years) and as he got naked he said "so this is my penis"... My response was to pay it and say hello 🤣 |
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"So, not in the moment but I remember one guy I slept with was feeling awkward (we'd been friends for years) and as he got naked he said "so this is my penis"... My response was to pay it and say hello 🤣"
🤣😂🤣😂 x |
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"So, not in the moment but I remember one guy I slept with was feeling awkward (we'd been friends for years) and as he got naked he said "so this is my penis"... My response was to pay it and say hello 🤣"
Absolutely priceless 😂 I've had a woman asking if I wanted to meet Fifi, I thought she had a pet dog or something 😂 worse part when she went to suck me and looked at my cock and swear to god asked "and what's this guy's name" |
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"So, not in the moment but I remember one guy I slept with was feeling awkward (we'd been friends for years) and as he got naked he said "so this is my penis"... My response was to pay it and say hello 🤣"
😂😂😂😂
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By *hyme2020Woman 2 days ago
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Does anyone else get the ick when someone says to them “how does she like that/does she like being licked/does she like my cock” etc etc??
Just ask ME if I like it lol. The whole referring to my bits as “SHE” or him referring to his own bits as HE really puts me off lol |
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"Does anyone else get the ick when someone says to them “how does she like that/does she like being licked/does she like my cock” etc etc??
Just ask ME if I like it lol. The whole referring to my bits as “SHE” or him referring to his own bits as HE really puts me off lol "
I got second hand ick from reading that! Thankfully never experienced it myself lol |
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