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Fugy & Sctl At The Seaside
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fugy & Drew were having a picninc at Arbroath beach.
Fugy could not understand why Drew had attracted all the girls, while he had no luck.
He asked Drew, "why do you get all the girls and I get nothing but silly comments about my height and red velvet speedo's?"
Drew replied, "take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It drives the women wild!"
So, Fugy took a potato and stuffed it into his tight fitting trunks. He spent the next hour parading up and down the beach. He still hadn't attracted anything but giggles.
Fugy went to see Drew again and said "I've tried the potato and it doesn't work!"
Drew looked at Fugy..... and asked.... "have you tried putting the potato in the front?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fugy & Drew were having a picninc at Arbroath beach.
Fugy could not understand why Drew had attracted all the girls, while he had no luck.
He asked Drew, "why do you get all the girls and I get nothing but silly comments about my height and red velvet speedo's?"
Drew replied, "take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It drives the women wild!"
So, Fugy took a potato and stuffed it into his tight fitting trunks. He spent the next hour parading up and down the beach. He still hadn't attracted anything but giggles.
Fugy went to see Drew again and said "I've tried the potato and it doesn't work!"
Drew looked at Fugy..... and asked.... "have you tried putting the potato in the front?" "
Worse it could have been a bunch of grapes lol |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Aww, I miss Droops 
How? You need to return his frock??
Says you ? "
Fur the record ive never Worn. Owned. Borrowed or Wanted to wear a frock ever
What i will say tho that wan mighta landed on me when i was rippin it aff a sexy wumin
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww, I miss Droops
How? You need to return his frock??
Says you ?
Fur the record ive never Worn. Owned. Borrowed or Wanted to wear a frock ever
What i will say tho that wan mighta landed on me when i was rippin it aff a sexy wumin
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Hahahaha so anyhoo less than three weeks till my test meant to be out today and I’m grounded because of the weather !!! Plus side 5ferries and few days to Cadwell booked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like the guy who had erectile problems and went to the doctor, he was told to put a tablet in his back passage, went back to doc. a week later as it didn't work. Did you put it in your back passage the doc. asked, yes and I even tried it in the front hallway but that didn't help either . |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Aww, I miss Droops
How? You need to return his frock??
Says you ?
Fur the record ive never Worn. Owned. Borrowed or Wanted to wear a frock ever
What i will say tho that wan mighta landed on me when i was rippin it aff a sexy wumin
Hahahaha so anyhoo less than three weeks till my test meant to be out today and I’m grounded because of the weather !!! Plus side 5ferries and few days to Cadwell booked "
Yeah east fortune test days cancelled this weekend cos of weather. Nightmare
Whats 5 ferries??
Plus cadwell? You doing a track session?
Good luck for when the test comes |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"hahaha
why have i just seen this??
brilliant
Have you been too busy spying in windows?"
Ha! You know me well
Do i know you??
going by the way your eating that choccy bar in ur pics.......a wanna!!! |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Step away from the old Forum posts!!!
Oh, but there are so many old posts about YOU, my vertically challenged, pantaloon wearing, teapot wielding pal  "
Ffs stu!!
Is that you??
Never recognised yer profile pic and yev straight on yer profile
That threw me a little bit!!
Haha
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
"Step away from the old Forum posts!!!
Oh, but there are so many old posts about YOU, my vertically challenged, pantaloon wearing, teapot wielding pal
Ffs stu!!
Is that you??
Never recognised yer profile pic and yev straight on yer profile
That threw me a little bit!!
Haha
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Thought I would take a lead out of your book fugy...... see if I could throw people off the scent   |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Step away from the old Forum posts!!!
Oh, but there are so many old posts about YOU, my vertically challenged, pantaloon wearing, teapot wielding pal
Ffs stu!!
Is that you??
Never recognised yer profile pic and yev straight on yer profile
That threw me a little bit!!
Haha
Thought I would take a lead out of your book fugy...... see if I could throw people off the scent "
Haha. Brill mate
Nice to see you again |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Likewise my little friend
You still locking yourself away for weeks on end with hundreds of other men???? 
Straight.... you...... coff coff "
Hahaha
Weird you should ask cos right now that’s exactly where i am!!!
Altho there are three fems on board this trip!!
Woohoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likewise my little friend
You still locking yourself away for weeks on end with hundreds of other men????
Straight.... you...... coff coff
Hahaha
Weird you should ask cos right now that’s exactly where i am!!!
Altho there are three fems on board this trip!!
Woohoo"
That's cos ya chloroformed us and we woke up here... |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Likewise my little friend
You still locking yourself away for weeks on end with hundreds of other men????
Straight.... you...... coff coff
Hahaha
Weird you should ask cos right now that’s exactly where i am!!!
Altho there are three fems on board this trip!!
Woohoo
That's cos ya chloroformed us and we woke up here... "
Pissin masel here
And no in an “old guy no in control o his bladder” way either |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
"Likewise my little friend
You still locking yourself away for weeks on end with hundreds of other men????
Straight.... you...... coff coff
Hahaha
Weird you should ask cos right now that’s exactly where i am!!!
Altho there are three fems on board this trip!!
Woohoo
That's cos ya chloroformed us and we woke up here...
Pissin masel here
And no in an “old guy no in control o his bladder” way either"
Chloroform fugy..... still using that then..... even after what the Sheriff said to you ...... although, to be fair, you were under his bench at the time so you may not have heard him clearly lol |
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