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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like offal - kidneys & liver are good for ya.
Salad cream adds a kick to a sandwich with a decent slice of ham, lettuce & tomato.
Haggis & Stornoway Black Pudding - no you can't have a good Scottish Hangover brekkie without em.
Peanut butter. No we should keep that & Nutella.
Ban Marmite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like offal - kidneys & liver are good for ya.
Salad cream adds a kick to a sandwich with a decent slice of ham, lettuce & tomato.
Haggis & Stornoway Black Pudding - no you can't have a good Scottish Hangover brekkie without em.
Peanut butter. No we should keep that & Nutella.
Ban Marmite. "
Haggis- love
Salad cream- mmmm
Agree stornaway is by far the best. 
Peanut butter and nuttela mmmm
marmite - love it on toast, roast potatoes too.
CELERY -F$#KING HATE THE STUFF!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like offal - kidneys & liver are good for ya.
Salad cream adds a kick to a sandwich with a decent slice of ham, lettuce & tomato.
Haggis & Stornoway Black Pudding - no you can't have a good Scottish Hangover brekkie without em.
Peanut butter. No we should keep that & Nutella.
Ban Marmite.
Haggis- love
Salad cream- mmmm
Agree stornaway is by far the best.
Peanut butter and nuttela mmmm
marmite - love it on toast, roast potatoes too.
CELERY -F$#KING HATE THE STUFF!!!!
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I just KNEW I liked you from the start. I only like Stornoway Black Pudding & Celery is the work of the Devil I tell you. I think Van Helsing was WAY off the mark with the Garlic vs Vampires thing. He shoulda made a cross with two sticks of Celery & watch those bats get in a flap!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like offal - kidneys & liver are good for ya.
Salad cream adds a kick to a sandwich with a decent slice of ham, lettuce & tomato.
Haggis & Stornoway Black Pudding - no you can't have a good Scottish Hangover brekkie without em.
Peanut butter. No we should keep that & Nutella.
Ban Marmite.
Haggis- love
Salad cream- mmmm
Agree stornaway is by far the best.
Peanut butter and nuttela mmmm
marmite - love it on toast, roast potatoes too.
CELERY -F$#KING HATE THE STUFF!!!!
I just KNEW I liked you from the start. I only like Stornoway Black Pudding & Celery is the work of the Devil I tell you. I think Van Helsing was WAY off the mark with the Garlic vs Vampires thing. He shoulda made a cross with two sticks of Celery & watch those bats get in a flap! "
Aww thanks. Everything about it, the smell, the texture the taste just makes want to heave!
I'm just waiting now for bru to come up with a good one!
Do you think it will be celery related?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like offal - kidneys & liver are good for ya.
Salad cream adds a kick to a sandwich with a decent slice of ham, lettuce & tomato.
Haggis & Stornoway Black Pudding - no you can't have a good Scottish Hangover brekkie without em.
Peanut butter. No we should keep that & Nutella.
Ban Marmite.
Haggis- love
Salad cream- mmmm
Agree stornaway is by far the best.
Peanut butter and nuttela mmmm
marmite - love it on toast, roast potatoes too.
CELERY -F$#KING HATE THE STUFF!!!!
I just KNEW I liked you from the start. I only like Stornoway Black Pudding & Celery is the work of the Devil I tell you. I think Van Helsing was WAY off the mark with the Garlic vs Vampires thing. He shoulda made a cross with two sticks of Celery & watch those bats get in a flap!
Aww thanks. Everything about it, the smell, the texture the taste just makes want to heave!
I'm just waiting now for bru to come up with a good one!
Do you think it will be celery related? "
I'd have thought maybe BruBru would ban FAKE TAN LOTION. Heehee! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"We can't ban shellfish - I live oysters, prawns, langoustine, crab & lobster. Besides we need to keep Loch Fyne Oyster Bar open for my special lunches!"
will you stop bloody disagreeing with everything I nominate please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We can't ban shellfish - I live oysters, prawns, langoustine, crab & lobster. Besides we need to keep Loch Fyne Oyster Bar open for my special lunches!
will you stop bloody disagreeing with everything I nominate please "
Naw! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We can't ban shellfish - I live oysters, prawns, langoustine, crab & lobster. Besides we need to keep Loch Fyne Oyster Bar open for my special lunches!
will you stop bloody disagreeing with everything I nominate please
Naw!"
Gonae no dae that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*small voice*
I like celery..... 
So does john 
It's good for you, doesn't really have calories and is crunchy and munchy. I eat tons of it.  "
yip I heard its good for your chest |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"*small voice*
I like celery.....
So does john
It's good for you, doesn't really have calories and is crunchy and munchy. I eat tons of it. "
It may very well be good for you,be very low in calories and crunchy.....but its still minging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*small voice*
I like celery.....
So does john
It's good for you, doesn't really have calories and is crunchy and munchy. I eat tons of it.
It may very well be good for you,be very low in calories and crunchy.....but its still minging "
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I love chopped celery, cucumber and peppers with balsamic dressing....
I don't like the fashionable "leaves" that you get in salads now, although rocket on pizza is great.
I think we should ban paxo though. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
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I'm the opposite...
LOVE veg, especially sprouts
HATE haggis, deep fried food and Buckfast
Thats it...
Your dumped!!!
*sob*  "
It gets worse.... I don't particularly like chocolate either!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the opposite...
LOVE veg, especially sprouts
HATE haggis, deep fried food and Buckfast
Thats it...
Your dumped!!!
*sob*
It gets worse.... I don't particularly like chocolate either!!! "
ehhh whits the matter way you |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
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I'm the opposite...
LOVE veg, especially sprouts
HATE haggis, deep fried food and Buckfast
Thats it...
Your dumped!!!
*sob*
It gets worse.... I don't particularly like chocolate either!!! "
Panic over folks...
We are back together again
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
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I'm the opposite...
LOVE veg, especially sprouts
HATE haggis, deep fried food and Buckfast
Thats it...
Your dumped!!!
*sob*
It gets worse.... I don't particularly like chocolate either!!!
Panic over folks...
We are back together again
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Woopwoop, give us a snog love |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"I love chopped celery, cucumber and peppers with balsamic dressing....
I don't like the fashionable "leaves" that you get in salads now, although rocket on pizza is great.
I think we should ban paxo though. "
Never ever ban paxo!!!!!!! Christ, my eldest could live on it lmao  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buckfast......fecking vile stuff "
if you take the n away from your name it be spelt
bukie lol
cana stand it myself either
how they allow 2make this rubbish
same fr peanut butter disgusting |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Its not so much a particular substance... but overuse...
the wifie in front of me in the local coopy just now must have bathed in her perfume... I could bloody taste it from 5ft away, and it wasn't even a nice one. Smelled like a mix of cat pish and something way to flowery. Honking! SO can we please put overuse of heavily scented products on the ban list...
And bless my darling weeman - "mammy that lady smells funny" loud enough that 2 of the staff were grinning and nodded at him! How do you teach a 4 year old tact? (Not something I'm au fait with myself) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tobacco.as of today its ban v the shops
non smoker of 3 years also"
Good. I don't need to worry you'll bum a fag off me when we catch up at a Social. Lol! |
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I Would ban frogs legs, periods and allowing people to live in agony for the remainder of their lives with no hope when you wouldn't allow an animal to suffer 5 minutes in the same pain. Sorry someone cheer us up since I depressed the thread AGAIN
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I Would ban frogs legs, periods and allowing people to live in agony for the remainder of their lives with no hope when you wouldn't allow an animal to suffer 5 minutes in the same pain. Sorry someone cheer us up since I depressed the thread AGAIN
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Pass me the pink fluffy slippers & the whip till I whup Bru's butt. Feeling better? |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"I Would ban frogs legs, periods and allowing people to live in agony for the remainder of their lives with no hope when you wouldn't allow an animal to suffer 5 minutes in the same pain. Sorry someone cheer us up since I depressed the thread AGAIN
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Cmere you.....Il put ya out your misery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pate
You can't ban pâté I love it. Especially duck and orange.
Ooh I just bought some too. Picnic in the park?
Lovely I will bring the blanket "
You're such a little planner xxx
Beers & bubbly? |
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"Pate
You can't ban pâté I love it. Especially duck and orange.
Ooh I just bought some too. Picnic in the park?
Lovely I will bring the blanket
You're such a little planner xxx
Beers & bubbly?"
Beer for me thanks. Nice and refreshing when it's hot.
I will be waiting for you under the bush. Er I meant tree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pate
You can't ban pâté I love it. Especially duck and orange.
Ooh I just bought some too. Picnic in the park?
Lovely I will bring the blanket
You're such a little planner xxx
Beers & bubbly?
Beer for me thanks. Nice and refreshing when it's hot.
I will be waiting for you under the bush. Er I meant tree "
A bird in the branch is worth two under the bush. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pate
You can't ban pâté I love it. Especially duck and orange.
You have it then, I cannot stand the stuff but its staying on my ban list
Ok I will eat yours then "
hmmmmm sounds nice lol |
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