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over a year ago
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"Who wants to be mine
Aww I'm nice honest go on 
Im Cleary mental
But ive got a loveable condition
  wooo skint Saturday night's "
Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants to be mine
Aww I'm nice honest go on
Im Cleary mental
But ive got a loveable condition
wooo skint Saturday night's Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug,"
Well kinda true I'm very loyal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuk me a thought I was bonkers  "
Really wed prob get on lol
Maybe I'm mental / most of the time I dont care what folk think lol some haha most of my ex's couldn't handle that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to be mine
Aww I'm nice honest go on
Im Cleary mental
But ive got a loveable condition
wooo skint Saturday night's Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug,
Well kinda true I'm very loyal "
Please dont say you luv walks in the pishin rain as well? lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Who wants to be mine
Aww I'm nice honest go on
Im Cleary mental
But ive got a loveable condition
wooo skint Saturday night's Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug,
Well kinda true I'm very loyal Please dont say you luv walks in the pishin rain as well? lol"
Could be worse T, might piss up against lamp posts too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants to be mine
Aww I'm nice honest go on
Im Cleary mental
But ive got a loveable condition
wooo skint Saturday night's Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug,
Well kinda true I'm very loyal Please dont say you luv walks in the pishin rain as well? lol
Could be worse T, might piss up against lamp posts too "
Only ever second one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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James is probably still in bed. I'm nursing my hangover so apologies if I sent a dozen Friends Adds or mailed you at 4am or called you or...
dear lord, what DID I do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!
It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives 
£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol"
Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...
(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!
Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!
It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives
£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol
Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...
(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!
Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?
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Cool, i thought there was 2 pughs,lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!
It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives
£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol
Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...
(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!
Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?
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He's too young to remember Trumpton!! Be Postman Pat for young James |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!
It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives
£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol
Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...
(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!
Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?
He's too young to remember Trumpton!! Be Postman Pat for young James "
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Blood & guts went flying
Postman Pat was crying
That's why I'm a very happy man
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!
It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives
£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol
Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...
(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!
Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?
He's too young to remember Trumpton!! Be Postman Pat for young James "
Me & DBS are a smidgen older. Trumpton trumps the Postie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!
It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives
£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol
Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...
(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!
Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?
He's too young to remember Trumpton!! Be Postman Pat for young James
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Blood & guts went flying
Postman Pat was crying
That's why I'm a very happy man
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Sick, sick man 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's BruBru's brother by another mother. Or his son. It's not been decided yet.
Surely not  one is enough "
Aww but I wanna keep em both. I'll feed em & walk em. Honest. Lol. |
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He's BruBru's brother by another mother. Or his son. It's not been decided yet.
Surely not one is enough
Aww but I wanna keep em both. I'll feed em & walk em. Honest. Lol."
Ok you can keep them, they are cute but they better be house trained and I don't want to hear a complaint from you when I tell you to take them out for a poo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oi!! im house trained just need a woman with a house to guard and a good sized garden
Right you better add it to your profile.
Feel free to guard my house from the garden if you want. "
See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!
Dunno if they'll share well tho.  |
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See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!
Dunno if they'll share well tho. "
I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!
Dunno if they'll share well tho.
I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share. "
See that was MY thinking. |
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See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!
Dunno if they'll share well tho.
I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.
See that was MY thinking. "
Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!
Dunno if they'll share well tho.
I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.
See that was MY thinking.
Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X"
I will, honest. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy! |
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I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.
See that was MY thinking.
Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X
I will, honest. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy! "
Hurry up and get them so I can play with them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.
See that was MY thinking.
Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X
I will, honest. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Hurry up and get them so I can play with them "
... & stroke them, & hug them & we shall call them George! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.
See that was MY thinking.
Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X
I will, honest. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Hurry up and get them so I can play with them
... & stroke them, & hug them & we shall call them George!"
...and Bungle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"George and bungle are going to be so loved. I think I will bath them and brush their hair and dress them up in matching outfits. Maybe sailor boys. "
Ooh seamen outfits. I approve. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.
Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers? |
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"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.
Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?"
Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.
Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?
Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen. "
Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lurves ye a wait for you every day on the corner of princess st
Ahh I don't recognise you with your clothes on "
Good one. Stick with that story & keep walking. |
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"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.
Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?
Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.
Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!"
Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.
Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?
Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.
Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!
Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off. "
He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside? |
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"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.
Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?
Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.
Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!
Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.
He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside? "
I will go and have a look. He better not have trampled on my daffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.
Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?
Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.
Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!
Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.
He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside?
I will go and have a look. He better not have trampled on my daffs "
Or crushed my pansies! |
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"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.
Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?
Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.
Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!
Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.
He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside?
I will go and have a look. He better not have trampled on my daffs
Or crushed my pansies!"
He is!! He is on a unicycle going round my veg patch naked with a umbrella hat on his head And a sock on his willy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.
Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?
Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.
Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!
Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.
He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside?
I will go and have a look. He better not have trampled on my daffs
Or crushed my pansies!
He is!! He is on a unicycle going round my veg patch naked with a umbrella hat on his head And a sock on his willy "
Sounds like James. Leave him be. He's happy. |
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