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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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Welcome one and all 
This year has certainly been a fine year, we have all learnt a lot and we have all taught each other a lot.
We have learnt about the mating habits of giant pandas. We have learnt about subs and doms/dommes. We have learnt the difference between Dom and Domme.
But we are all gathered here today to award our most prestigious honorary doctorate to one pupil.
He is a man who joined late in the term but who has fitted in well with staff and students alike.
He is a man who takes his homework seriously and works tirelessly for the greater good of the faculty and staff.
For these reasons it is my greatest honour and pleasure to award IRN BRU with this honorary doctorate in BRUISM!!!!!!!
Please accept your doctorate DR IRN BRU
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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On behalf of the Faculty of Psychiatric Medicine, may I take this moment to congratulate Dr Buroo on being the perfect specimen of scientific research in lunacy.
**Applause and standing ovation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wtf Jesus cheers mate. A just post wot am finkin, proabally spend far too much time on here, but then that tells its own story a guess a dont want to turn fab in to facebook as been suggested by some. My threads a're silly thats true, buy if one person laughs during there day at it then
Hey ho jobs a good un
I am massively nieve on here but learnin
It's never my intent to piss any1 off its a bit of fun. Sorry mate this might not be the post you were wanting   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it only fair that the Faculty of BDSM Studies adds its congratulations to Dr Irn Bru's list of achievements.
This is one area that Dr Bru lacked knowledge or experience. He has however made every effort to bring his knowledge in with current practice and guidelines.
His knowledge of gags has excelled, as has his awareness of sissy sub fashion. His correct spelling and gender recognition of Dom/Domme difference is second to none.
Well done Dr Bru.....an outstanding achievement at such a young age!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but but but but but he's no even been on the naughty step, a hate swotzz  "
Heck even I'VE been on the naughty step.
How the F*@# did BruBru get a doctorate & become Dr Bru. Is he the guy that wrote "The Cot In The Hot" or "Heaton Hoards A Whore"?
Well far be it from me to see green cheese, so congrats to Dr BruBru. Tho I must note that in no way will I be asking him to give me a checkup (not with HIS orange tadger!) |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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""The Cot In The Hot" or "Heaton Hoards A Whore"?
Jeez....nearly choked there!!
Stay away from the phone Missy!!!!!! "
She can't get it out its pink case for laughing so hard let alone dial!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""The Cot In The Hot" or "Heaton Hoards A Whore"?
Jeez....nearly choked there!!
Stay away from the phone Missy!!!!!!
She can't get it out its pink case for laughing so hard let alone dial!! "
shhhhh you said you wouldn't tell it was pink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but but but but but he's no even been on the naughty step, a hate swotzz
Heck even I'VE been on the naughty step.
How the F*@# did BruBru get a doctorate & become Dr Bru. Is he the guy that wrote "The Cot In The Hot" or "Heaton Hoards A Whore"?
Well far be it from me to see green cheese, so congrats to Dr BruBru. Tho I must note that in no way will I be asking him to give me a checkup (not with HIS orange tadger!)"
it's mot orange ps did you get that pic I sent you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"but but but but but he's no even been on the naughty step, a hate swotzz
Heck even I'VE been on the naughty step.
How the F*@# did BruBru get a doctorate & become Dr Bru. Is he the guy that wrote "The Cot In The Hot" or "Heaton Hoards A Whore"?
Well far be it from me to see green cheese, so congrats to Dr BruBru. Tho I must note that in no way will I be asking him to give me a checkup (not with HIS orange tadger!)it's mot orange ps did you get that pic I sent you "
Yes
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