Asking for a friend who has recently undergone a traumatic first (and last) meet with a young lady from this website of Genuine, Honest and totally accurate profiles.
So ,when should 'Bob' have got back in his car and made his apologies, (if she was able to comprehend the English language).
1,Young team sitting on the doorstep.
2,No carpets.
3,No doors or even doorframes in the house.
4,No sheets on the soiled mattress.
5,Hairy armpits and @rsehole.
6,Smoking and dumping ash into the many beer cans at the side of the bed.
7,Unable to look 'Bob' in the eye.
8,Unable to verbally communicate with 'Bob'
9,When he saw the Stanley knife at the side of the bed.
Answers on a postcard please, and I'll make sure 'Bob' gets to see them.
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"When he was invited to a private residence for sex by someone he'd never even met and, by the sounds of it, had barely had any communication with...  "
There's your red flag there to talk the dick down from leading the brain. If someone's not willing to have a social with you but is will to say c'mon over for a ride it's time to assess the situationand life choices  |
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"Asking for a friend who has recently undergone a traumatic first (and last) meet with a young lady from this website of Genuine, Honest and totally accurate profiles.
So ,when should 'Bob' have got back in his car and made his apologies, (if she was able to comprehend the English language).
1,Young team sitting on the doorstep.
2,No carpets.
3,No doors or even doorframes in the house.
4,No sheets on the soiled mattress.
5,Hairy armpits and @rsehole.
6,Smoking and dumping ash into the many beer cans at the side of the bed.
7,Unable to look 'Bob' in the eye.
8,Unable to verbally communicate with 'Bob'
9,When he saw the Stanley knife at the side of the bed.
Answers on a postcard please, and I'll make sure 'Bob' gets to see them.
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