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By *un meets nsa OP Man 2 weeks ago

stirlingshire

Things you can say about Christmas Dinner and sex.

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By *yrshiredude88Man 2 weeks ago

Irvine

*to wife/gf's sister*

Would you like stuffing?

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By *ennyjMan 2 weeks ago

falkirk

I'll never swallow all that

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By *rEfoxMan 2 weeks ago

edinburgh

I like a nice roast, but no spitting at the table

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By *rmrsp999Couple 2 weeks ago

glasgowish

Where do you want the cream?

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By *rmrsp999Couple 2 weeks ago

glasgowish

Quit playing with that and put it in your mouth (Mr)

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan 2 weeks ago

Bellshill

What for dessert? Shall I get the whip

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 2 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

My favourite part of it all is the stuffing ...who doesn't like a good stuffing

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By *WC 101Man 2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Do you want to pull my cracker ? …

Do you prefer a bit of breast or thigh ?

It’s worth paying a bit more for a quality bird isn’t it ?

The bird this year is wonderfully moist and don’t you think ?

Did you manage to part the legs wide enough to get the stuffing fully in ?

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Nice firm sprouts!!

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By *j2015Couple 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Have you got room for more?

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By *helamontsCouple 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I was expecting more than a chipolata ...

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By *rgoodnbadMan 2 weeks ago

greenock

Not a fan of mince pies. Any other pies I can eat?

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By *ympho6969Woman 2 weeks ago

glasgow

"Have you got room for more?"

Good one!

What about, I'm so full but I still want more

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By *ugehandsMan 2 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

This is a nice moist bird..

Sorry not sorry for sounding like Greg Wallace.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 2 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Stop playing with it and just eat it.

Everything tastes better with whip cream .

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan 2 weeks ago

Bellshill

Anyone want more stuffing?

Where do you want the cream?

Where do you want it?

Is it good? How do you like it?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 2 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

You lay on a lovely spread but your sisters is better

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By *exy gentMan 2 weeks ago

Midlothian

"I was expecting more than a chipolata ...

I told you that was our secret 😆

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By *oneys1Couple 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Is that a vegan sausage?

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By *hav02Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow/London

More the merrier.

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