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over a year ago
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It changes daily tho the Neeeeeeoooow one still has me chucking. It will probably go down as a Fab Catchphrase.
I'll re-read his posts now & get back to ya. |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"It changes daily tho the Neeeeeeoooow one still has me chucking. It will probably go down as a Fab Catchphrase.
I'll re-read his posts now & get back to ya. "
I do love neeeeeeeooooooowwwww too lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His Oscars Speech after going off one day to have a meltdown, when I swear I could hear his me mind whirring across the city trying to make sense of the threads so he went off to play in the Lounge. Me & Furry followed him to find him eating his Crunchie. There he was sitting in the sandpit all by himself. Mrs KFC sent me a KIK message & I stuck up his Why We All Love BruBru thread. When he came back his wee face was like a kid at Christmas. So touching I almost teared up myself. Ahh our wee BruBru. |
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I've just had my own BruBru / Bruism moment.
Just come in from the bank, headphones still in, tidying up the mess in kitchen (which I'd cleaned up just before going off to do the banking), switched kettle on & made a brew, other half says he's making soup & crusty bread for starters. Do I want some?
Oh yeah but I've just LIT a cuppa tea.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just had my own BruBru / Bruism moment.
Just come in from the bank, headphones still in, tidying up the mess in kitchen (which I'd cleaned up just before going off to do the banking), switched kettle on & made a brew, other half says he's making soup & crusty bread for starters. Do I want some?
Oh yeah but I've just LIT a cuppa tea.
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ser happens to the best of us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had my own BruBru / Bruism moment.
Just come in from the bank, headphones still in, tidying up the mess in kitchen (which I'd cleaned up just before going off to do the banking), switched kettle on & made a brew, other half says he's making soup & crusty bread for starters. Do I want some?
Oh yeah but I've just LIT a cuppa tea.
ser happens to the best of us"
Current fave typo is directly above. Lmao! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His one today when Buroo admitted even he couldn't understand what he wrote. Had me crying with laughter  "
Which thread? The one above or is there another I've missed? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"His one today when Buroo admitted even he couldn't understand what he wrote. Had me crying with laughter
Which thread? The one above or is there another I've missed?"
about halfway down:
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/scotland/166306 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New Bruism.
Dom, Sub or Switch thread.
* You're Bru's Dom (speaking of me)
Bru - Is that a good thing or a bad?
Pmsl. I swear I'm gonna write these all down & write a tv show outta this. |
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"New Bruism.
Dom, Sub or Switch thread.
* You're Bru's Dom (speaking of me)
Bru - Is that a good thing or a bad?
Pmsl. I swear I'm gonna write these all down & write a tv show outta this. "
ok this is the one that is the winner! Grr bloody stupid kindle crap!  |
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Poor bru we thought it was just a one off but after reading this and the profile and realising it's not because your ginger we love your fk ups too hehehe long live the bruisms that is you xx and bee doesn't feel alone in her madness anymore !!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His one today when Buroo admitted even he couldn't understand what he wrote. Had me crying with laughter
Which thread? The one above or is there another I've missed?
about halfway down:
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/scotland/166306"
Found it!
Eh wtf oops even I dont no wot that says lol
PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blamed his oddly coloured tadger on using Fake Tan instead of handcream. The fact that his tadger was also orange can only be cos after he used the Fake Tan on his rough hands he rubbed one out & his winkie turned orange. Pmsl,
The Friday Bruism! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm not being his carer!!!! I'm the one who tried to get him fostered lmao
awwwww Bru, c'mere...you can be my sissy sub "
sissy sub hang I know this one, am dressing up like at Halloween or sumthin
Yet another bruism!!!!
And certainly worthy of an honorary doctorate surely Pmsfl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No it's fine I cant speak bloody Chinese"
I can see that wee face of his looking quite sincerely when he said that.
No fuckin wonder Tian Tian have him a knock back. Lmao! (That & she saw his orange tadger!) |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"No it's fine I cant speak bloody Chinese
I can see that wee face of his looking quite sincerely when he said that.
No fuckin wonder Tian Tian have him a knock back. Lmao! (That & she saw his orange tadger!)"
Yeah, I don't think pandas have orange winkies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No it's fine I cant speak bloody Chinese
I can see that wee face of his looking quite sincerely when he said that.
No fuckin wonder Tian Tian have him a knock back. Lmao! (That & she saw his orange tadger!)"
oi the reason the pandas didnt cop off with me ( apart from the fact they are pandas) is cos they dont speak fekin English |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No it's fine I cant speak bloody Chinese
I can see that wee face of his looking quite sincerely when he said that.
No fuckin wonder Tian Tian have him a knock back. Lmao! (That & she saw his orange tadger!)oi the reason the pandas didnt cop off with me ( apart from the fact they are pandas) is cos they dont speak fekin English "
And you do?
I bet they can WRITE it tho. Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today's Bruism is:
He's the smart one - the inte-something one that makes the Forums run like a swiss (yes no upper case S) clock.
Brilliant. "
and yet point is caller |
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over a year ago
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"Today's Bruism is:
He's the smart one - the inte-something one that makes the Forums run like a swiss (yes no upper case S) clock.
Brilliant. and yet point is caller "
I don't know YET! Pmsl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blamed his oddly coloured tadger on using Fake Tan instead of handcream. The fact that his tadger was also orange can only be cos after he used the Fake Tan on his rough hands he rubbed one out & his winkie turned orange. Pmsl,
The Friday Bruism!"
Lol
This one
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"Blamed his oddly coloured tadger on using Fake Tan instead of handcream. The fact that his tadger was also orange can only be cos after he used the Fake Tan on his rough hands he rubbed one out & his winkie turned orange. Pmsl,
The Friday Bruism!
Lol
This one
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That one conjured so many vivid images I almost needed therapy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Latest Bruism - The CK One aftershave bottle pic. I roared with laughter. Better than Prozac.
This is my all time favourite. Who needs a sky remote when you have a miniature bottle of CK. "
And he's so proud of that pic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Latest Bruism - The CK One aftershave bottle pic. I roared with laughter. Better than Prozac.
This is my all time favourite. Who needs a sky remote when you have a miniature bottle of CK.
And he's so proud of that pic "
Yeah but when he tried to turn the tv channel with the CK bottle I bet he sat wondering if the batteries were dud for about 30 mins!
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Latest Bruism - The CK One aftershave bottle pic. I roared with laughter. Better than Prozac.
This is my all time favourite. Who needs a sky remote when you have a miniature bottle of CK.
And he's so proud of that pic
Yeah but when he tried to turn the tv channel with the CK bottle I bet he sat wondering if the batteries were dud for about 30 mins!
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Pmsfl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today's classic.
Couple are looking for BBC / coloured guys to join them for some fun & invite folk to say hello if they fit what they're looking for. Bru INSTANTLY posts on it saying "hello".
I have visions of him showing up at he couples house & waving his self-tanned wanger at them & thinking he qualifies on all counts.
mfao.
Bru, do you ever actually READ posts or are you just addicted to posting on everything?
(Close second is he posts a reply to someone who is looking for couples or a Bi fuck buddy saying he so would. My cheeks are sore with laughing so much.)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still laughing my head off thinking of him sending them a pic of his self tanned cock next to the miniature CK bottle, then showing up at the couples & announcing "will this do?"
I bet the couple are going WTF?!!! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"It's good to look back at these, and realise you never got any more sensible in your time here, Bru!
Whwn do we start interviewing for your replacement?
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We don't 
There is no replacement for bru |
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over a year ago
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"It's good to look back at these, and realise you never got any more sensible in your time here, Bru!
Whwn do we start interviewing for your replacement?
We don't
There is no replacement for bru "
I think you have some bru moments too Andy |
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over a year ago
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"It's good to look back at these, and realise you never got any more sensible in your time here, Bru!
Whwn do we start interviewing for your replacement?
We don't
There is no replacement for bru "
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"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!  
I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!
Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one "
Aye sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tada
I just read this hole thread.. I still don't get what I'm missing  why did he go away? "
He was special and had to move on. Maybe one day we will be graced with his presence again. Bit like Jesus  |
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"Tada
I just read this hole thread.. I still don't get what I'm missing why did he go away?
He was special and had to move on. Maybe one day we will be graced with his presence again. Bit like Jesus "
 was he that cool? Damn! I wish I met him |
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"Tada
I just read this hole thread.. I still don't get what I'm missing why did he go away?
He was special and had to move on. Maybe one day we will be graced with his presence again. Bit like Jesus
was he that cool? Damn! I wish I met him "
You have x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pmsl just read thru those posts 
Bet you are. He was special yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho
You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me "
Aww that's nice you make the time for him.
Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you |
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"Pmsl just read thru those posts
Bet you are. He was special yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho
You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me
Aww that's nice you make the time for him.
Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you "
Och you should have warned me before now too late for that the rubbing been done lol |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Pmsl just read thru those posts
Bet you are. He was special yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho
You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me
Aww that's nice you make the time for him.
Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you "
I was lucky, it doesn't rub off in a man hug |
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"Pmsl just read thru those posts
Bet you are. He was special yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho
You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me
Aww that's nice you make the time for him.
Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you Och you should have warned me before now too late for that the rubbing been done lol "
If it was vigorous rubbing it will be worse |
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"Pmsl just read thru those posts
Bet you are. He was special yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho
You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me
Aww that's nice you make the time for him.
Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you Och you should have warned me before now too late for that the rubbing been done lol
If it was vigorous rubbing it will be worse "
Oooh I cudni possibly say lol |
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