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By *autious Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

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How long do you put a Mellon in the microwave so its the same temperature as a woman's vagina ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Proabally yhe same length of time you keep a water wing in hotwater

Wot a mate told me pmsl

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

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"Proabally yhe same length of time you keep a water wing in hotwater

Wot a mate told me pmsl "

Christ did he have a cock the size of a kids arm

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Erm id say it would depend on the size and ripeness of the melon ...for your average melon I would suggest no longer than 2 minutes and 30 seconds ...be sure to let it sit for 10 seconds after removing from the microwave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's quite simple to calculate, all you need to know is three things,

1/ The temperature of the melon at the outset.

2/ The mass of the Melon

3/ The power of the microwave

After that it's just maths.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How long do you put a Mellon in the microwave so its the same temperature as a woman's vagina ? "

The sane time it takes a virgin (man/boy) to come.

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

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"That's quite simple to calculate, all you need to know is three things,

1/ The temperature of the melon at the outset.

2/ The mass of the Melon

3/ The power of the microwave

After that it's just maths.

"

Only one thing missing from your equation.

Vagina

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't do microwave... Too much chance of hot spots.

Warm it in an oven at 40 degrees for an hour, that should sort it.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West

Whatever you do, I'd recommend you invest in a digital probe thermometer....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't do microwave... Too much chance of hot spots.

Warm it in an oven at 40 degrees for an hour, that should sort it."

What do you suggest set the oven on low and leave the door open? I've never seen an oven go to 40 degrees, low is usually about 80 degrees C

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By *eatherWoman  over a year ago

glasgow

PMSL the things folks ask for advice on on here yer all wee gems but yes let the feckin thing cool down how do u explain burns on yer foo foo at the casualty

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By *eatherWoman  over a year ago

glasgow

And fer feck sake dont get the melon stuck.OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH my eys are watering at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't do microwave... Too much chance of hot spots.

Warm it in an oven at 40 degrees for an hour, that should sort it.

What do you suggest set the oven on low and leave the door open? I've never seen an oven go to 40 degrees, low is usually about 80 degrees C"

Good point... Leave it in the airing cupboard.. that should get it to a good temperature.

And while it's warming up, practice your social skills to find a woman.

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