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"Check I have a decent package  "
After I done that I would then get up pee, fart leave the toilet seat up. Strut around the house naked, bend over naked pretending to pick something up off the floor right in front of the ball and chains face.
When I head out for the day I would eye up every woman over what I think is the age of eighteen, while thinking to myself yes I know you want a piece of this.
Head home and get myself comfy on the sofa for the night while waiting for dinner. After dinner alternate between football and babestation. Shouting loudly at both tv channels. Head to bed but first check myself out in the mirror naked, just to make sure my womb invader and squirrels purse is still intact after a long day.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. It's what I would do |
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"Check I have a decent package
After I done that I would then get up pee, fart leave the toilet seat up. Strut around the house naked, bend over naked pretending to pick something up off the floor right in front of the ball and chains face.
When I head out for the day I would eye up every woman over what I think is the age of eighteen, while thinking to myself yes I know you want a piece of this.
Head home and get myself comfy on the sofa for the night while waiting for dinner. After dinner alternate between football and babestation. Shouting loudly at both tv channels. Head to bed but first check myself out in the mirror naked, just to make sure my womb invader and squirrels purse is still intact after a long day.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. It's what I would do "
It might not be your husband, but how do you know so much about my life??!!  |
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"Check I have a decent package
After I done that I would then get up pee, fart leave the toilet seat up. Strut around the house naked, bend over naked pretending to pick something up off the floor right in front of the ball and chains face.
When I head out for the day I would eye up every woman over what I think is the age of eighteen, while thinking to myself yes I know you want a piece of this.
Head home and get myself comfy on the sofa for the night while waiting for dinner. After dinner alternate between football and babestation. Shouting loudly at both tv channels. Head to bed but first check myself out in the mirror naked, just to make sure my womb invader and squirrels purse is still intact after a long day.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. It's what I would do
It might not be your husband, but how do you know so much about my life??!! "
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Wank, then not leave the house and wank some more, then play with my balls, get the baby oil out and wank.
Well thats what my hubby says i would do, i'm obsessed with grabbing his, he says if i has my own i would be arrested for playing with it in public...
What gets me though is that a lot of guys arrange themselves in public, and by arrange themselves i'm being delicate, more like a ten minute search for the lost gold of tutankhamun
If we ladies did that in public we would get arrested, but honestly, does it often flop over the wrong side and then have to be put back? and if i can't scratch my Vaj-j in public, why is it ok for you to scratch your balls?
Hubby's answer was that balls get more itchy than anything i could possibly have so there should be a special dispensation for it..  |
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"Check I have a decent package
After I done that I would then get up pee, fart leave the toilet seat up. Strut around the house naked, bend over naked pretending to pick something up off the floor right in front of the ball and chains face.
When I head out for the day I would eye up every woman over what I think is the age of eighteen, while thinking to myself yes I know you want a piece of this.
Head home and get myself comfy on the sofa for the night while waiting for dinner. After dinner alternate between football and babestation. Shouting loudly at both tv channels. Head to bed but first check myself out in the mirror naked, just to make sure my womb invader and squirrels purse is still intact after a long day.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. It's what I would do "
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Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books
But alas theres too
Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead
Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time
Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating
Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think
I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss  |
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books
But alas theres too
Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead
Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time
Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating
Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think
I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss "
Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol  |
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Smile!
Play with my two new found best wobbly friends.
Wank myself.
Check myself out in the mirror.
Wank again.
Go out dressed in complete Fuck Me garb and fuck the first ten guys I like the look of! |
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books
But alas theres too
Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead
Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time
Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating
Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think
I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol "
cheek all my own work  |
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"Check out the package, wank, have a shower, wank there, go back to bed and wank some more Lol post lots of cock pics on Fab in between wanks.... Anything I've forgotten Lol "
That sounds fairly comprehensive to me!  |
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books
But alas theres too
Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead
Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time
Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating
Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think
I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol "
Was that aimed at moi? |
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books
But alas theres too
Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead
Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time
Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating
Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think
I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol
Was that aimed at moi?"
not from me mate |
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books
But alas theres too
Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead
Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time
Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating
Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think
I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol
Was that aimed at moi?not from me mate "
Now my young Paduan, let me show you how to make lengthy, considered posts without the usual spelling errors & you shall indeed become a mighty Jedi capable of taking on the dark side of the force such as the Sith. |
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books
But alas theres too
Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead
Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time
Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating
Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think
I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol
Was that aimed at moi?not from me mate
Now my young Paduan, let me show you how to make lengthy, considered posts without the usual spelling errors & you shall indeed become a mighty Jedi capable of taking on the dark side of the force such as the Sith. "
lol yuo said Sith |
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