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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quick....Lock the door 
To keep him in or out?  
Well I'M not fucking the Panda!
Just stroke it for a while....."
I'm too busy stroking your hair. You stroke it & don't say you're hands are busy holding a coffee with a Starbar in the other. That won't wash with me sister. Lol! |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Well I'M not fucking the Panda!
Just stroke it for a while.....
I'm too busy stroking your hair. You stroke it & don't say you're hands are busy holding a coffee with a Starbar in the other. That won't wash with me sister. Lol!"
You have 2 hands....
Now stroke!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Well I'M not fucking the Panda!
Just stroke it for a while.....
I'm too busy stroking your hair. You stroke it & don't say you're hands are busy holding a coffee with a Starbar in the other. That won't wash with me sister. Lol!
You have 2 hands....
Now stroke!!!! "
My other hand is running one out as I stand behind ya. I'm a bloke... I don't fkn multitask so don't ask!  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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You have 2 hands....
Now stroke!!!!
My other hand is running one out as I stand behind ya. I'm a bloke... I don't fkn multitask so don't ask!
OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....  "
She meant bru to call her!  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
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OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....
She meant bru to call her! "
NO she didnt
Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....
TOO good a job of it!!!! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....
She meant bru to call her!
NO she didnt
Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....
TOO good a job of it!!!! "
Sorry bru, I tried lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....
She meant bru to call her!
NO she didnt
Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....
TOO good a job of it!!!! "
So do you want him to loosen his grip a bit then? |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
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Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....
TOO good a job of it!!!!
So do you want him to loosen his grip a bit then? "
Yeah! He chockin that poor monkey!!! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....
TOO good a job of it!!!!
So do you want him to loosen his grip a bit then?
Yeah! He chockin that poor monkey!!! "
You know he gets over excited - just hit his nose with a rolled up newspaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....
She meant bru to call her!
NO she didnt
Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....
TOO good a job of it!!!! "
Shhhhh quiet time. Think relaxing thoughts as the comb slips through your hair. Let your mind escape far far away & let it gently land you on a warm beach as (nekkid hunky male) angels caress your skin. Listen to the sound of the waves lap gently on the shores as you're being relaxed & massaged.
George...
... Where's your purse dear & the keys to the Audi?
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
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TOO good a job of it!!!!
Shhhhh quiet time. Think relaxing thoughts as the comb slips through your hair. Let your mind escape far far away & let it gently land you on a warm beach as (nekkid hunky male) angels caress your skin. Listen to the sound of the waves lap gently on the shores as you're being relaxed & massaged.
George...
... Where's your purse dear & the keys to the Audi?
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Phoooar! Nearly had me there |
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"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.
Psssst, he's next door in the lounge "
What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.
Psssst, he's next door in the lounge "
Shh I'm stroking Foe's hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.
Psssst, he's next door in the lounge
What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg. "
If he's munching KFC I want some too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shh I'm stroking Foe's hair.
I got new razors....
Let me know it you find a few strays...."
It will be silky & shinier than a Tim O'Tei shiny shininess ad. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.
Psssst, he's next door in the lounge
What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.
If he's munching KFC I want some too."
Oi you!! I'm always first in line for KFC  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.
Psssst, he's next door in the lounge
What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.
If he's munching KFC I want some too.
Oi you!! I'm always first in line for KFC "
You can waft in on my draught if you think you're goin first! |
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"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.
Psssst, he's next door in the lounge
What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.
If he's munching KFC I want some too.
Oi you!! I'm always first in line for KFC "
Too late I have a hot date with the man in the pink oh wait a min white pants. We are going out for starters then a special main course |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.
Psssst, he's next door in the lounge
What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.
If he's munching KFC I want some too.
Oi you!! I'm always first in line for KFC
Too late I have a hot date with the man in the pink oh wait a min white pants. We are going out for starters then a special main course "
Don't forget dessert.
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