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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just seen on the news earlier that Edinburgh zoo's pandas are still having trouble mating/getting in the mood. My suggestion is we e-mail the zoo asking for permission to make the panda's a couple profile on fab? get some sexy shots of mrs panda in her lingerie,they can accomodate but wont meet smokers, dont travel and night time meets only (when the zookeeper knocks off) maybe bradening their sexual horizons will save the panda population and i may get a nobel prize or something for such a great idea! what you think guys?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I saw him last year with the kids, he was a miserable greedy bastard! Just sat in his treehouse stuffing his face. Maybe he's just not doing it for her lol   "
Shurrup I was not a miserable greedy bastard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the lack of passion in the relationship is down to domestic violence any time I see Mrs Panda she is sporting 2 black eyes 
Good to see she gives as good as she gets though "
typical wumin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the lack of passion in the relationship is down to domestic violence any time I see Mrs Panda she is sporting 2 black eyes
Good to see she gives as good as she gets though typical wumin"
Ooh did you really slate the ladies in an open forum BruBru? Hell hath no fury like a wummin panda scorned. They see things in black & white terms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else reckon - that if we just get the pandas d*unk.. it might just help the shagging bit.. 
So long as its just Mrs P....
Mr P may not be much use after a few "
Panda droop  |
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"Does anyone else reckon - that if we just get the pandas d*unk.. it might just help the shagging bit..
So long as its just Mrs P....
Mr P may not be much use after a few "
Well something on the news says that they have already filled her with a strange liquid today !!!  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else reckon - that if we just get the pandas d*unk.. it might just help the shagging bit..
So long as its just Mrs P....
Mr P may not be much use after a few
Well something on the news says that they have already filled her with a strange liquid today !!! "
Hopefully she didnt swallow.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The news said they will be back on show in 2 days. So keep yer eyes on the Cam Rooms on Tuesday & they'll probably be there.
Bet its just him though "
Why, you think Tian Tian will be down Greenham Common by then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems
He's on Fabguys....
Lmfao.
Stu how do YOU know that?
Cough cough.
A "Friend" told me! "
Pmsl. Oh THAT old chestnut. |
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"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems
He's on Fabguys....
Lmfao.
Stu how do YOU know that?
Cough cough.
A "Friend" told me!
Pmsl. Oh THAT old chestnut. "
Oh, so you've heard that before.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems
He's on Fabguys....
Lmfao.
Stu how do YOU know that?
Cough cough.
A "Friend" told me!
Pmsl. Oh THAT old chestnut.
Oh, so you've heard that before..... "
Stu I've been round the block & heard em ALL. Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have the pandas done it yet?
We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham."
No they've still not...male panda saw Bru's profile and just had to have a wee wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have the pandas done it yet?
We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham.
No they've still not...male panda saw Bru's profile and just had to have a wee wank "
Pmsl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have the pandas done it yet?
We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham.
No they've still not...male panda saw Bru's profile and just had to have a wee wank "
wot you sayin roxy am more attractive to males than females |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have the pandas done it yet?
We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham.
No they've still not...male panda saw Bru's profile and just had to have a wee wank wot you sayin roxy am more attractive to males than females "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Poor Tian Tian. Tho it's Yang Guang I feel sorry for... replaced by a kitchen turkey baster. Mind you most guys replaced by the Rampant Rabbit so big surprise really.
Think Tian Tian has an account with Ann Summers? |
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