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"A beer from the fridge as can't be arsed getting of the couch "bloody lazy Pmsl | |||
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"A beer from the fridge as can't be arsed getting of the couch bloody lazy
Pmsl "You did bloody ask pfft | |||
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"Oh one of them fucking machines. I'll be nice and let you hold the remote though. "Only trouble with hose is they don't cut the grass or take out the rubbish | |||
"Instead of handing me something would you please bathe and dress me" I'll bathe you !!!!!!! . May not dress you though  | |||
"Instead of handing me something would you please bathe and dress me I'll bathe you !!!!!!! . May not dress you though "Well that's no good to me! I can't go out naked  | |||
"Oh one of them fucking machines. I'll be nice and let you hold the remote though.
Only trouble with hose is they don't cut the grass or take out the rubbish "Yeah but my gardener cuts my grass and my son takes my rubbish out. | |||
"Hand you something right now wot would it be (sorry guys shit for shit sake thread) "Don't hand me your shit BruBru. You just have me what I wanted... one of your better threads. Cheers. (Tho the keys to the Audi & the bubbly & a hotel room with a bath full of the sexiest Fabbers is also welcome). | |||
"Hand you something right now wot would it be (sorry guys shit for shit sake thread)
Don't hand me your shit BruBru.
You just have me what I wanted... one of your better threads. Cheers.
(Tho the keys to the Audi & the bubbly & a hotel room with a bath full of the sexiest Fabbers is also welcome).
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"So let me see if I got this sm scrubbing furrys back. Holding hopeys sex remote and bathing the sexy Mrs kfc. Jesus better get the finger out lol "Don't forget to bring the Audi. Or an Aston Martin for the would be Bond. Lol! | |||
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"Coo and 1 plz ....Coffee "got nice little Columbian. Or just 're coffee | |||
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"Coo and 1 plz ....Coffee got nice little Columbian. Or just 're coffee "Just a plain old instant will do me.... Save the columbian for later....Hope he a tall one | |||
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"the remote .... cant be assed getting up to change the channels!" Jesus wot isthe matter with you people so lazy pmsl | |||
"the remote .... cant be assed getting up to change the channels!" Even after its been up against all they cocks ....mind wear gloves | |||
" Even after its been up against all they cocks ....mind wear gloves "Thinking of changing profile to...Looking for Remote guys.... | |||
"the remote .... cant be assed getting up to change the channels! Even after its been up against all they cocks ....mind wear gloves "hahahahaha xx | |||
" Even after its been up against all they cocks ....mind wear gloves
Thinking of changing profile to...Looking for Remote guys.... "Ive got a mini remote | |||
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" Thinking of changing profile to...Looking for Remote guys....
Ive got a mini remote "Pffft....your dumped | |||
"Bru.....get me a drink now plz...Its time!!! OVD an TY...." double | |||
"Bru.....get me a drink now plz...Its time!!! OVD an TY....double "Of course on the double 
Get to it | |||
" Thinking of changing profile to...Looking for Remote guys....
Ive got a mini remote
Pffft....your dumped "But it does EVERYTHING | |||
" Pffft....your dumped
But it does EVERYTHING "Im female.... I can and will change my mind when it suits me.... Welcome back | |||
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"Bru.....get me a drink now plz...Its time!!! OVD an TY....double
Of course on the double
Get to it "Or she will KEEL you! | |||
