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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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He’d be page 1 of Hottest Vids/Pics on a Daily Basis.
Verifications would read like a 5 Star Review.
And…..We’d all think he was fucking magic……
Big Chuck Norris! What a bloke! |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Big Chuck Norris! What a bloke
He's 5'9" ...  "
But he carries himself like 6’8”!
Walker Texas Ranger would get nowhere if everyone realised he was only 5’9” 
I’ve heard some say….underneath that beard….there’s no chin….Chuck has a third Fist under there that he uses exclusively for KO punches…..and Fab meets |
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By *ee69Man 15 weeks ago
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A giant cobra once bit him , within a day it died
He once piseed in a trucks gas tank when caught short at a rest stop , that truck is now optmus prime
When he does press ups he doesn’t press up, the world is pushed down
He helped overturn a gross injustice at the Las Vegas national international Dodgeball tournament on espn8 in 2004
The man the myth chuck norris
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