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over a year ago
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"Bananas make you sleepy 
Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.
chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath."
I thought bananas gave you energy (unless you're using them as a dildo in which case it's cumming makes you sleepy not the banana).
I'm stocking up on chocolate as we speak.
I'll stick to toothpaste or mouthwash. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
chewing parsley will help neutralise garlic odours.
Turkey will help you sleep (contains trytophan)
eating 2 kiwi fruits about 2 hours before sleep is supposed to help aid restful sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bananas make you sleepy
Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.
chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath."
Well if its sustainable chocolate supplies how are they gonna run out hehe ooh and parsley is meant to be good for rotten garlic breath I find a quick "feck off ya smelly sod" works wonders too |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Ketchup was created for use as a drug, not as a condiment
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma
*Gotta love google*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bananas make you sleepy
Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.
chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath."
damm was gonna have a chocolate banana before bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pretty much all chemicals used to make contact lenses are extremely hazardous until there mixed and made in lenses and kebab gives you horrendous wind although that might just be me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pretty much all chemicals used to make contact lenses are extremely hazardous until there mixed and made in lenses and kebab gives you horrendous wind although that might just be me lol"
Are you eating contact lenses now Daz? What are you looking for in yer alimentary canal? |
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"There's 107 calories in a 2 finger Cookies & Cream KitKat & I'm savouring an entire packet to myself. Nom nom nom!  "
Wish I could stop at that but if im working a long day I need to eat 5-6000 calories and thats bloody hard to do so I eat crap lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pretty much all chemicals used to make contact lenses are extremely hazardous until there mixed and made in lenses and kebab gives you horrendous wind although that might just be me lol
Are you eating contact lenses now Daz? What are you looking for in yer alimentary canal? "
Prob your tongue ya durty burd lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"strawberries are good at teeth whitening "
Ah but having done some strawberry picking for a week as a job they are also a laxative if your a greedy fecker like me lol |
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"Bananas make you sleepy
Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.
chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath.
Well if its sustainable chocolate supplies how are they gonna run out hehe ooh and parsley is meant to be good for rotten garlic breath I find a quick "feck off ya smelly sod" works wonders too "
The world is facing a " chocolate drought", according to an expert, whose warning is prompted by fears that the globe's sustainable cocoa supplies could be exhausted by 2014.
"Political unrest in the Ivory Coast, the source of almost half the world's cocoa beans, has depleted the number of cocoa farmers there. Many have fled the country or are smuggling the crop into Ghana, where it is selling at a far higher price, says British chocolatier Angus Kennedy." I'm sure you can google the rest.. |
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"Ah so its sustainable but not fecker is sustaining it? Sounds about right for thehuman species"
Hmm sustain chocolate and have my female family members raped in front of my eyes while they beat the male ones to death, or flee for my life and feck the chocolate..... tough choice there.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah so its sustainable but not fecker is sustaining it? Sounds about right for thehuman species
Hmm sustain chocolate and have my female family members raped in front of my eyes while they beat the male ones to death, or flee for my life and feck the chocolate..... tough choice there.. "
Ah now ya making it political I was just saying governments and the like are pish at sustaining things but of course its horrible what happens to people in these places |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
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"strawberries are good at teeth whitening
Really???"
really its a bit messy, but it does work. Make the strawberries into a paste by squishing them down to a pulp. Spread pulp over your teeth, leave for 5 - 7 minutes depending on staining, then rinse pulp off, and brush as normal |
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"strawberries are good at teeth whitening
Really???
really its a bit messy, but it does work. Make the strawberries into a paste by squishing them down to a pulp. Spread pulp over your teeth, leave for 5 - 7 minutes depending on staining, then rinse pulp off, and brush as normal "
How am i supposed to do that without eating it  strawberries be too damn tasty! |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
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lol, i don't know. It does work though, sometimes takes a couple of applications but does the job.
Apples are best eaten on an empty stomach or a few hours after a meal, or they can cause bloating as the fruit sugars ferment with other foods. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's 107 calories in a 2 finger Cookies & Cream KitKat & I'm savouring an entire packet to myself. Nom nom nom!
Wish I could stop at that but if im working a long day I need to eat 5-6000 calories and thats bloody hard to do so I eat crap lol"
You bulking then mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bananas make you sleepy
Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.
chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath."
Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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" Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat "
They only have slightly higher carbs than most other fruits, they are slow a release energy fruit.....
Its only white sugar and floury carbs that give you lots of belly fat....
BUT you are only supposed to eat 1 banana a day as they very hard to digest .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat
They only have slightly higher carbs than most other fruits, they are slow a release energy fruit.....
Its only white sugar and floury carbs that give you lots of belly fat....
BUT you are only supposed to eat 1 banana a day as they very hard to digest ...."
Your facts are out of date |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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" Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat
They only have slightly higher carbs than most other fruits, they are slow a release energy fruit.....
Its only white sugar and floury carbs that give you lots of belly fat....
BUT you are only supposed to eat 1 banana a day as they very hard to digest .... Your facts are out of date "
No there not....
Im clued up on my carbs because I have an intolerance for most of them.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat
They only have slightly higher carbs than most other fruits, they are slow a release energy fruit.....
Its only white sugar and floury carbs that give you lots of belly fat....
BUT you are only supposed to eat 1 banana a day as they very hard to digest .... Your facts are out of date
No there not....
Im clued up on my carbs because I have an intolerance for most of them..... "
I will not fight over a banana Your got your way and i got mine That a song Pmsl And to miuch fruit with make you fat LOL  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there is the equivalent of 5-6 teaspoons of sugar in a banana. thats why they give u energy"
Which take me back to bananas will give you belly fat They are ok if you are working them off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's 107 calories in a 2 finger Cookies & Cream KitKat & I'm savouring an entire packet to myself. Nom nom nom!
Wish I could stop at that but if im working a long day I need to eat 5-6000 calories and thats bloody hard to do so I eat crap lol You bulking then mate"
No not bulking im 110kg naturally but im a joiner and landscaper among other things and when working hard I can drop 7lbs in a day if I don't drink and eat loads |
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The banana tree is not a true fruit at all but a giant herb and the banana is actually its berry. A banana plant produces only one bunch or “hand” in its life, but that bunch may have between 100 to 400 bananas. Despite its phallic shape, the banana is sterile and no fertilization takes place in the banana flowers. A banana plant grows when one of its shoots is planted. |
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"The banana tree is not a true fruit at all but a giant herb and the banana is actually its berry. A banana plant produces only one bunch or “hand” in its life, but that bunch may have between 100 to 400 bananas. Despite its phallic shape, the banana is sterile and no fertilization takes place in the banana flowers. A banana plant grows when one of its shoots is planted."
Thank god for Google Looking good james |
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Which is fine as dont really like them anyway 
