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"Aww, I'm fecked.. I don't do lines.. I only have to smile :D x" Tea and biscuits nurse?  | |||
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"Aww, I'm fecked.. I don't do lines.. I only have to smile :D x Tea and biscuits nurse? "day off (shagging), back on shift for 7pm meds, maybe  | |||
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"tongue oot ma windaeeeeeee i needs some lickin "Whip those WooWoos out yer blouse & I'll think about nibbling yer nips.  | |||
"tongue oot ma windaeeeeeee i needs some lickin
Whip those WooWoos out yer blouse & I'll think about nibbling yer nips. "Mcds? . (Easy as that!! Watch and learn everybody pmsfl ) | |||
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"Jeez guys.... No wonder you not having much luck "We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol | |||
"Jeez guys.... No wonder you not having much luck We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol "Awwww Monk.....your ones were fine... Until now... | |||
"Jeez guys.... No wonder you not having much luck We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol "oi monk you been pervin ma pics again Lmao  | |||
"Jeez guys.... No wonder you not having much luck We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol
Awwww Monk.....your ones were fine...
Until now... "Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER  | |||
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"Jeez guys.... No wonder you not having much luck We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol
Awwww Monk.....your ones were fine...
Until now... "I always put my foot in it And thank you And I am have a lovely the sun is out And the birds are singing And your body just rounds off a perfect day xxxx | |||
" Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER "Go on then...... Give us your best chat up line.... | |||
" Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER
Go on then......
Give us your best chat up line.... "Gies a shag | |||
" Go on then...... Give us your best chat up line....
Gies a shag "Uv pulled | |||
" Go on then...... Give us your best chat up line....
Gies a shag
Uv pulled "It works | |||
" Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER
Go on then......
Give us your best chat up line....
Gies a shag "That one works I am away to try it out lol | |||
" Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER
Go on then......
Give us your best chat up line....
Gies a shag That one works I am away to try it out lol "Best place to try it out is in the supermarket.....trust me I wouldnt steer you wrong | |||
" Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER
Go on then......
Give us your best chat up line....
Gies a shag That one works I am away to try it out lol
Best place to try it out is in the supermarket.....trust me I wouldnt steer you wrong "Asda here I come cheer mate lol | |||
" Gies a shag That one works I am away to try it out lol
Best place to try it out is in the supermarket.....trust me I wouldnt steer you wrong Asda here I come cheer mate lol"Start with the Spar and work your way up.... | |||
" Start with the Spar and work your way up...."  | |||
" Start with the Spar and work your way up.... "Ended up with a chicken it ok I call her Mary . We meeting next again lol. | |||
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"I don't really do chat up lines, i just ask for what i want usually after finding something in common with someone i'm chatting to. recently though have been criticised for asking people if they would like to see my condom collection. "I've got a can of irn bru and my shirt is open | |||
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" Start with the Spar and work your way up.... Ended up with a chicken it ok I call her Mary . We meeting next again lol."A fresh one? Or did you play it safe and go straight to the one everyone had handled before you?  | |||
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"I don't really do chat up lines, i just ask for what i want usually after finding something in common with someone i'm chatting to. recently though have been criticised for asking people if they would like to see my condom collection.
I've got a can of irn bru and my shirt is open "Lights, camera, ACTION!!! | |||
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"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?" "ye asking | |||
"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?" "Ye askin ? | |||
"Ive lost my teddy bear, u fancy sleepin with me tonight " | |||
"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"
Ye askin ? "For you.. always | |||
"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"
Ye askin ?
For you.. always "Gotta be a slow one | |||
"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"
Ye askin ?
For you.. always
Gotta be a slow one "Definitely.. a slow and possibly smoochy number.. | |||
"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"
Ye askin ?
For you.. always
Gotta be a slow one
Definitely.. a slow and possibly smoochy number.."pick your song sexy man | |||
" Start with the Spar and work your way up.... Ended up with a chicken it ok I call her Mary . We meeting next again lol.
A fresh one?
Or did you play it safe and go straight to the one eveyone had handled before you? "You want my chicken don't you Lol pmsl xxx | |||
"Right give the person above your best chat up line " oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol | |||
"Right give the person above your best chat up line oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol " What was my chicken one always works pmsl xxx | |||
"Right give the person above your best chat up line oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol What was my chicken one always works pmsl xxx "show me yer bulge.......ing bicepts | |||
"Right give the person above your best chat up line oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol What was my chicken one always works pmsl xxx show me yer bulge.......ing bicepts "You have the most lovely eyes I have ever seen You light up a room with them xxxx | |||
"Right give the person above your best chat up line oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol What was my chicken one always works pmsl xxx show me yer bulge.......ing bicepts You have the most lovely eyes I have ever seen You light up a room with them xxxx " | |||
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"Did it hurt............... When you fell from heaven "only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout | |||
"Did it hurt............... When you fell from heaven "Cos it looks like you landed on your face | |||
"Did it hurt............... When you fell from heaven
Cos it looks like you landed on your face "Mmmmmmm Hamish fancy some squirty cream ? go on i know ya like it really | |||
"Did it hurt............... When you fell from heaven only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol
Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout "Some1 Horny today lol | |||
"Did it hurt............... When you fell from heaven only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol
Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout Some1
Horny today lol "Are you ? well if you need a hand with that just let me know | |||
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"Get yet coat - yer my wife to be "Aye WIFE TO BE no wife yet so sit down n shut up ....im busy flirting just now il get to you later darling | |||
"Get yet coat - yer my wife to be Aye WIFE TO BE no wife yet so sit down n shut up ....im busy flirting just now il get to you later darling "You know you want to | |||
"Did it hurt............... When you fell from heaven only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol
Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout Some1
Horny today lol Are you ? well if you need a hand with that just let me know "ok hunni am on my way to nawty island Happy days | |||
"Did it hurt............... When you fell from heaven only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol
Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout Some1
Horny today lol Are you ? well if you need a hand with that just let me know ok hunni am on my way to nawty island
Happy days "You slut What happened to our neverending love You lead me on lol xxxx | |||
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" Start with the Spar and work your way up.... Ended up with a chicken it ok I call her Mary . We meeting next again lol.
A fresh one?
Or did you play it safe and go straight to the one everyone had handled before you? "I just burn my fingers on my phone Your new AV picture is So hot xxxxx | |||
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"Its not cheating if my husband watches " It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone? | |||
"Its not cheating if my husband watches It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone? "Mcmuffin??? | |||
"Its not cheating if my husband watches It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone?
Mcmuffin??? "Ass massage? | |||
"Its not cheating if my husband watches It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone?
Mcmuffin???
Ass massage?"My worry is what you're trying to massage it with | |||
"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?" "Ohh no its just the way am staunin.... | |||
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"What way u standing do u allways stand with that bulge in front of u "Your one in a million ....
So is my chances ... | |||
"Its not cheating if my husband watches It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone? " | |||
"Its not cheating if my husband watches " | |||
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"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry "winks n walks away licking my lips | |||
"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry winks n walks away licking my lips "Wanna dance? | |||
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"Is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just glad to see my hubby? "you take away the rain oon a wet day Just remember you don't as you got soaked the day pmsl xx | |||
"Is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just glad to see my hubby? "I'm a lover not a cowboy. No gun Ma'am. Just a big shooter. | |||
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"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry winks n walks away licking my lips
Wanna dance? "you done some new pics RT | |||
"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry winks n walks away licking my lips
Wanna dance? you done some new pics RT "Here's one got you BruBru | |||
"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry winks n walks away licking my lips
Wanna dance? you done some new pics RT
Here's one got you BruBru "FOR not GOT | |||
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"Hey sweetie, wanna come see my cakes? "Cupcakes, buns I love em all, but have you seem the muffin man muffin? | |||
"Hey sweetie, wanna come see my cakes?
Cupcakes, buns I love em all, but have you seem the muffin man muffin? "He lives on drury lane, and boy does he have big..............muffins. | |||
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"Bed time for me, night night folks sleep .....Ooooh tighty whiteys... dammit all these distractions. Sleep tight Xxx "Night Witchipoo. How would you like your breakfast in the morning - shall I ring you, or just nudge you? | |||
"Bed time for me, night night folks sleep .....Ooooh tighty whiteys... dammit all these distractions. Sleep tight Xxx
Night Witchipoo. How would you like your breakfast in the morning - shall I ring you, or just nudge you? "Just a little nudge sweetie, with all of us in the bed space is at a premium, wouldn't want to nudge the spanky one out of bed now would we Xx | |||
