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Two guys meet for a breakfast at a burger joint, order their brekkie & the voice on the tannoy asks what drink. "Irn Bru for us" they reply. "Ya wanna go extra large for another 30p?" the voice asks.
The one guy looks misty eyed at his pal, stares at his crotch & putting his hand on his mates thigh says, "That would be Phe-nom-i-nal".  |
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"Two guys meet for a breakfast at a burger joint, order their brekkie & the voice on the tannoy asks what drink. "Irn Bru for us" they reply. "Ya wanna go extra large for another 30p?" the voice asks.
The one guy looks misty eyed at his pal, stares at his crotch & putting his hand on his mates thigh says, "That would be Phe-nom-i-nal". "
Hahahaha luv it |
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Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement. "
Which greasy spoon are we having lunch in this week then Picti???   |
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"Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement.
Which greasy spoon are we having lunch in this week then Picti??? "
You choose the venue, i'll bring the soundtrack and the irn bru, think we'll get banned?   |
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By *ndykayMan
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"Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement.
Which greasy spoon are we having lunch in this week then Picti???
You choose the venue, i'll bring the soundtrack and the irn bru, think we'll get banned? "
Yep, but it will be worth it!!  |
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"Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement. "
Phenomenal! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Sounds lively picitti, can thus be a group event?
Sorry, but its just our little double act lol
Think i might pitch it to Barr and see if they want to make it, i think it would be hilarious.. "
I'm sure they'd get away with it late at night lol |
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Tandem and furry at the launderette
both strip out of their T shirts n jeans and toss them into the washer im watching them sat there in nothing but their boxers as their clothes swish around the machine.
Furry turns and says to Tandem do you get the feeling were being watched ?
yes repies Tandem as they both look around and catch me staring at them and taking photos for the new Fab irn bru advert ....jacs they both yell at the same time your such a Fanny lol |
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