Right, the point of this thread is to post the most ridiculous/daft/pointless comment you can which has no relevance whatsoever to any previous comments.
I will start with.....
Sometimes one kettle just isn't enough |
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"Right, the point of this thread is to post the most ridiculous/daft/pointless comment you can which has no relevance whatsoever to any previous comments.
I will start with.....
Sometimes one kettle just isn't enough"
shag anyone ? lol  |
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"Square or link?
Both 
That's just being greedy! "
(Not got the hang of this thread. Lol)
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain,
whilst the Scottish stuff comes sideways & hits the buildings & soaks us!
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If a train leaves the station at 12 noon & is carrying 200 passengers in 6 carriages & is traveling at 70 mph for 25 mins, taking 5 curves at 20 mph & going through 10 tunnels at 25 mph before accelerating towards Glasgow Central at 125 mph why is it late for its destination? |
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"my gold fish can sing like Sidney Devine nae wonder he,s in the tank himself  "
seen him once n never again shocking really how they book him to sing were he could not even do either |
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee  |
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Sometimes when you're out shopping & someone cuts in front of you in the queue & they are like "I only have a couple of things" & you are like "its fine go ahead" but secretly inside you are beginning to plot a way to destroy them as a person & ruin their future family's potential for happiness & the person behind you sees the anger & the darkness in your eyes & backs away & they are like "this one is gonna blow" & you don't blow & you don't destroy the person in front of you but you do clip their heel as they walk away & you feel good.
& sometimes you use too much shower gel |
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Buying shampoo and conditioner even before the ones i have are even used up, then ending up with too many bottles of half full stuff. This annoys me but i do it all the time. Why do i do this?!
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