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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am not getting any younger. So is there any thing you,s would like to do before you get pass it. Mines is to have a full set of Abs showing one last time before i get pass it. Which is really hard as you get older So that is mine what,s your,s |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roman toga orgy!!! Now that would be good before I get too old!!   "
Is that really all you got mate Maybe i am lucky i done all the sex thing i need nothing left there for me mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not vain enough to worry about my body or how it looks 
Anything else, never to old to be past it I take you dont put on make up then xxx 
Not on my body, no "
Your legs must be really hairy now pmsl lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, I'll take my toga orgy elsewhere  "
I'll see your Toga Party & raise you a Bi Orgy.
Besides at 50 I still have abs (ish) without any of that gym nonsense. Clubbing & dancing keeps me trim... & good genes. Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry, I'll take my toga orgy elsewhere
I'll see your Toga Party & raise you a Bi Orgy.
Besides at 50 I still have abs (ish) without any of that gym nonsense. Clubbing & dancing keeps me trim... & good genes. Lol "
Well Randy as they said get them out I know you go a boob pmsl lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, I'll take my toga orgy elsewhere
I'll see your Toga Party & raise you a Bi Orgy.
Besides at 50 I still have abs (ish) without any of that gym nonsense. Clubbing & dancing keeps me trim... & good genes. Lol Well Randy as they said get them out I know you go a boob pmsl lol "
How would you know I go a boob? And we call em WooWoos not boobs. Not my fault Fab opened my mind to new things. I mean how would you feel if you waited till ya were 40+ before ya discovered ya can help a gal squirt??? Just goes to show there's always new things you can discover that weren't even ON yer Bucket List.
So I'll see your abs & raise you a Bi MFM with a squirting vag that likes DP. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy enough with life as it is plus ur only as old as u feel and we dont feel old lol "
who said I feel old But let get real there thing you can't do the same as if us are 21 now xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happy enough with life as it is plus ur only as old as u feel and we dont feel old lol who said I feel old But let get real there thing you can't do the same as if us are 21 now xxxx "
Who can't? My last one was 23!!!' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lol none of us are old on here we are all as horny as we where at 18 just we know what to do now "
a other good one there no stopping you the day bet you were away shagging there you stud pmsl lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol none of us are old on here we are all as horny as we where at 18 just we know what to do now "
Some of us even know stuff we didn't intend to. Mon the oldies! Besides, someone had to show the young uns how it's REALLY done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol "
I've heard the sausage rolls are lovely pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol
I've heard the sausage rolls are lovely pmsl "
40 bucks they better be  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol
I've heard the sausage rolls are lovely pmsl
40 bucks they better be "
Oh James lol I'm sure you'll have fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol
I've heard the sausage rolls are lovely pmsl "
I love to roll a sausage. Very tasty. Must contain real meat tho. It also helps if they're not crusty or flaky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol
I've heard the sausage rolls are lovely pmsl
40 bucks they better be "
Ooh single mans supplement. Harsh. You come sit next to yer Auld Gay Da & I'll tell you bout a Social where we ended up getting into After 8 at half price & then I was asked to leave for dancing on the table with a Str8 man. Lmfao!
(Another tick off my Bucket List). |
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"lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol
I've heard the sausage rolls are lovely pmsl
40 bucks they better be
Ooh single mans supplement. Harsh. You come sit next to yer Auld Gay Da & I'll tell you bout a Social where we ended up getting into After 8 at half price & then I was asked to leave for dancing on the table with a Str8 man. Lmfao!
(Another tick off my Bucket List)."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol
I've heard the sausage rolls are lovely pmsl
40 bucks they better be
Ooh single mans supplement. Harsh. You come sit next to yer Auld Gay Da & I'll tell you bout a Social where we ended up getting into After 8 at half price & then I was asked to leave for dancing on the table with a Str8 man. Lmfao!
(Another tick off my Bucket List)."
was i the straight guy that tends to hapen to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol
I've heard the sausage rolls are lovely pmsl
40 bucks they better be You.not be the first gay guy I have dance with Or the first gay club iv been to Sorry in the end I am str8 I now I am a heart breaker pmsl lol
Ooh single mans supplement. Harsh. You come sit next to yer Auld Gay Da & I'll tell you bout a Social where we ended up getting into After 8 at half price & then I was asked to leave for dancing on the table with a Str8 man. Lmfao!
(Another tick off my Bucket List)."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol i wish man im trying to sort a lift to cjs lol but half the folk going i cant message coz im to young or there not looking for single guys lol. if thats what its like a cjs im gona be sitting on my own till 2 in the morning drinking tea n eating sausage rolls lol
I've heard the sausage rolls are lovely pmsl
40 bucks they better be
Ooh single mans supplement. Harsh. You come sit next to yer Auld Gay Da & I'll tell you bout a Social where we ended up getting into After 8 at half price & then I was asked to leave for dancing on the table with a Str8 man. Lmfao!
(Another tick off my Bucket List).
was i the straight guy that tends to hapen to me "
Not unless you speak fluent French you weren't. Well you make the most of cj's tonight (tho if you get stuck for a lift gimme a shout. My number is 078........ LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tandem that does not surprise me in the slightest "
The laugh was they didn't object when my galpals danced on the tables, yet threw a wobbly when me & the Str8 guy got up on em. Besides, ya know I'll dance anywhere I find/make a space. Lmfho! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to salsa... Wait that kinda happened at last social! Hmm I want to be a quarter as good as my pole dancing instructor is, and not wound myself in the process. Bruisings fine, just no damage other than that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to salsa... Wait that kinda happened at last social! Hmm I want to be a quarter as good as my pole dancing instructor is, and not wound myself in the process. Bruisings fine, just no damage other than that. "
Really great post Not like the shit from the guys Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tandem that does not surprise me in the slightest
The laugh was they didn't object when my galpals danced on the tables, yet threw a wobbly when me & the Str8 guy got up on em. Besides, ya know I'll dance anywhere I find/make a space. Lmfho!"
Well you will need to push me off the dance floor Randy pmsl lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tandem that does not surprise me in the slightest
The laugh was they didn't object when my galpals danced on the tables, yet threw a wobbly when me & the Str8 guy got up on em. Besides, ya know I'll dance anywhere I find/make a space. Lmfho!Well you will need to push me off the dance floor Randy pmsl lol"
Ooh smoochie slow dance with a man of the cloth. There's something I've not done before.
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Tandem that does not surprise me in the slightest
The laugh was they didn't object when my galpals danced on the tables, yet threw a wobbly when me & the Str8 guy got up on em. Besides, ya know I'll dance anywhere I find/make a space. Lmfho!Well you will need to push me off the dance floor Randy pmsl lol
Ooh smoochie slow dance with a man of the cloth. There's something I've not done before.
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Liar! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tandem that does not surprise me in the slightest
The laugh was they didn't object when my galpals danced on the tables, yet threw a wobbly when me & the Str8 guy got up on em. Besides, ya know I'll dance anywhere I find/make a space. Lmfho!Well you will need to push me off the dance floor Randy pmsl lol
Ooh smoochie slow dance with a man of the cloth. There's something I've not done before.
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Long as you keep your hands off my ass Then your on randy lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Tandem that does not surprise me in the slightest
The laugh was they didn't object when my galpals danced on the tables, yet threw a wobbly when me & the Str8 guy got up on em. Besides, ya know I'll dance anywhere I find/make a space. Lmfho!Well you will need to push me off the dance floor Randy pmsl lol
Ooh smoochie slow dance with a man of the cloth. There's something I've not done before.
Long as you keep your hands off my ass Then your on randy lol "
No way that will happen monk! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus loads a stuff am a fab virgins so they tell me so am just at starting post lol "
Come & I'll get ya race fit & jumping hurdles as we race towards the finishing line before they put ya out to stud. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jesus loads a stuff am a fab virgins so they tell me so am just at starting post lol
Come & I'll get ya race fit & jumping hurdles as we race towards the finishing line before they put ya out to stud. "
no chance your fitter than me. Well at least in your avatar
Lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Jesus loads a stuff am a fab virgins so they tell me so am just at starting post lol
Come & I'll get ya race fit & jumping hurdles as we race towards the finishing line before they put ya out to stud. no chance your fitter than me. Well at least in your avatar
Lol "
He'd keep you going all night long!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jesus loads a stuff am a fab virgins so they tell me so am just at starting post lol
Come & I'll get ya race fit & jumping hurdles as we race towards the finishing line before they put ya out to stud. no chance your fitter than me. Well at least in your avatar
Lol
He'd keep you going all night long!!!! "
So can the toothache pmsl lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Jesus loads a stuff am a fab virgins so they tell me so am just at starting post lol
Come & I'll get ya race fit & jumping hurdles as we race towards the finishing line before they put ya out to stud. no chance your fitter than me. Well at least in your avatar
Lol
He'd keep you going all night long!!!! So can the toothache pmsl lol"
No, toothache keeps you awake all night long |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jesus loads a stuff am a fab virgins so they tell me so am just at starting post lol
Come & I'll get ya race fit & jumping hurdles as we race towards the finishing line before they put ya out to stud. no chance your fitter than me. Well at least in your avatar
Lol
He'd keep you going all night long!!!! So can the toothache pmsl lol"
Aww how sweet - open yer mouth for me & I'll check yer teeth & fill ya while I drill ya holy one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jesus loads a stuff am a fab virgins so they tell me so am just at starting post lol
Come & I'll get ya race fit & jumping hurdles as we race towards the finishing line before they put ya out to stud. no chance your fitter than me. Well at least in your avatar
Lol
He'd keep you going all night long!!!! So can the toothache pmsl lol
No, toothache keeps you awake all night long "
So can I! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jesus loads a stuff am a fab virgins so they tell me so am just at starting post lol
Come & I'll get ya race fit & jumping hurdles as we race towards the finishing line before they put ya out to stud. no chance your fitter than me. Well at least in your avatar
Lol
He'd keep you going all night long!!!! So can the toothache pmsl lol
No, toothache keeps you awake all night long "
What is this thread about again I need more drugs pmsl lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jesus loads a stuff am a fab virgins so they tell me so am just at starting post lol
Come & I'll get ya race fit & jumping hurdles as we race towards the finishing line before they put ya out to stud. no chance your fitter than me. Well at least in your avatar
Lol
He'd keep you going all night long!!!! So can the toothache pmsl lol
No, toothache keeps you awake all night long What is this thread about again I need more drugs pmsl lol"
I have those too holy one. Nurse Ratchet gave me double dose & I've saved em up.
The point of the thread, for those of you who are maybe suffering a touch of dementia, is ... What would you like to do BEFORE you get too old. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, shaving my legs and wearing make up makes me vain...........
Hmmmmm...............ok"
I did not say that Your putting words in my mouth And i dont know what randy want to put in pmsl lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, shaving my legs and wearing make up makes me vain...........
Hmmmmm...............okI did not say that Your putting words in my mouth And i dont know what randy want to put in pmsl lol "
You really want me to spell it out??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did not say that Your putting words in my mouth And i dont know what randy want to put in pmsl lol
Im guessing Randy would be happier with your mouth than mine "
Never say never FF |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did not say that Your putting words in my mouth And i dont know what randy want to put in pmsl lol
Im guessing Randy would be happier with your mouth than mine Dont know your is bigger then mine pmsl lol xx "
Not the first (or last) I'll hear that line. Lol!
Now can we get back to the point?
What have you NOT tried that you'd like to - or hadn't even considered. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Happy enough with life as it is plus ur only as old as u feel and we dont feel old lol
this,
and growing older disgracefully "
It not about feeling old It about pushing your body one last time Like climbing a mountain Running a marathon Shag three women that the one time pmsl lol |
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"Happy enough with life as it is plus ur only as old as u feel and we dont feel old lol
this,
and growing older disgracefully It not about feeling old It about pushing your body one last time Like climbing a mountain Running a marathon Shag three women that the one time pmsl lol "
Il have 5 hunks please lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am not getting any younger. So is there any thing you,s would like to do before you get pass it. Mines is to have a full set of Abs showing one last time before i get pass it. Which is really hard as you get older So that is mine what,s your,s"
I have a set of abs already mine just happen to consist of one and a half abs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well Asda for me.need chicken Any one get the chicken in the bag lovely mmm xxx  "
Had a few chickens in a bag. Different sorta chicken I'm guessing. Lol!
(Gay joke) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm not so sure I have anything left sexually that I haven't tried but want to  that said there is a couple of things I'd like to try again lol
But for us the future is about travelling - out mortgage is paid off in 12 years, john can take his final salary pension and the youngest of our kids will be 20 so our plan is to sell up and buy a wee flat and then go and travel the world. We want to travel Europe by train, do Route 66 in a winibago, go on safari in Africa etc etc
It is what makes the daily grind of work worth it lol |
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"I'm not so sure I have anything left sexually that I haven't tried but want to that said there is a couple of things I'd like to try again lol
But for us the future is about travelling - out mortgage is paid off in 12 years, john can take his final salary pension and the youngest of our kids will be 20 so our plan is to sell up and buy a wee flat and then go and travel the world. We want to travel Europe by train, do Route 66 in a winibago, go on safari in Africa etc etc
It is what makes the daily grind of work worth it lol "
Omg some one with a brain on this forum nice dreams guys Hope they come true Xx, |
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"I'm not so sure I have anything left sexually that I haven't tried but want to that said there is a couple of things I'd like to try again lol
But for us the future is about travelling - out mortgage is paid off in 12 years, john can take his final salary pension and the youngest of our kids will be 20 so our plan is to sell up and buy a wee flat and then go and travel the world. We want to travel Europe by train, do Route 66 in a winibago, go on safari in Africa etc etc
It is what makes the daily grind of work worth it lol Omg some one with a brain on this forum nice dreams guys Hope they come true Xx, "
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not so sure I have anything left sexually that I haven't tried but want to that said there is a couple of things I'd like to try again lol
But for us the future is about travelling - out mortgage is paid off in 12 years, john can take his final salary pension and the youngest of our kids will be 20 so our plan is to sell up and buy a wee flat and then go and travel the world. We want to travel Europe by train, do Route 66 in a winibago, go on safari in Africa etc etc
It is what makes the daily grind of work worth it lol Omg some one with a brain on this forum nice dreams guys Hope they come true Xx, "
oi you sayin am brainless
How rude am the sane one
Shag any1  |
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"I'm not so sure I have anything left sexually that I haven't tried but want to that said there is a couple of things I'd like to try again lol
But for us the future is about travelling - out mortgage is paid off in 12 years, john can take his final salary pension and the youngest of our kids will be 20 so our plan is to sell up and buy a wee flat and then go and travel the world. We want to travel Europe by train, do Route 66 in a winibago, go on safari in Africa etc etc
It is what makes the daily grind of work worth it lol Omg some one with a brain on this forum nice dreams guys Hope they come true Xx, oi you sayin am brainless
How rude am the sane one
Shag any1 "
Sorry forgot about you Your every sane in my book lol |
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I'd love to buy a wee hasyenda in portugal,on the outskirts of a wee town, 4 bedrooms and a pool, a large decked area with a bar and barbi...and just have a chilled out retirement! |
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"I'd love to buy a wee hasyenda in portugal,on the outskirts of a wee town, 4 bedrooms and a pool, a large decked area with a bar and barbi...and just have a chilled out retirement! "
A other nice one Again i wish you well in your dream xxx |
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I'm 50 this year. Done just about everything the "wee boy in the playground "wanted to be when he grew up. Drive big trucks, big diggers, ride fast motorbikes and drive fast cars,be a sailor on a warship, be a soldier and go to war. Parachute jumping, scuba diving and played in a band.
Marry a beautiful woman
Then all the adult fantasies, done all them 8-
NOW
Old,overweight, knees shot, grey hair, no six pack(party pack!) a love of alcohol.
Its been eventfull, not done yet, just a lot slower
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no pressue, be happy |
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"I'm 50 this year. Done just about everything the "wee boy in the playground "wanted to be when he grew up. Drive big trucks, big diggers, ride fast motorbikes and drive fast cars,be a sailor on a warship, be a soldier and go to war. Parachute jumping, scuba diving and played in a band.
Marry a beautiful woman
Then all the adult fantasies, done all them 8-
NOW
Old,overweight, knees shot, grey hair, no six pack(party pack!) a love of alcohol.
Its been eventfull, not done yet, just a lot slower
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no pressue, be happy "
nice post guys |
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