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only meant to blow the bloody doors off?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OMG.....a disaster has occurred in my life and I'm deeply distressed.
My faithful magic wand committed suicide this morning at approx 7.05am 
It actually blew up with a bang, a big spark and left my hand black...wtf!!
I can only remember the good times and will try to be brave....
Instead of flowers I will be accepting financial donations to 'The Kink Wand Fund'...please dig deep for this worthy cause.
I thank you in advance of the generosity I know my fellow toy lovers will will show at this very sad time
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Having recently started a fund ourselves such as this, we can only apologise for being unable to donate to your fund we do however express our deepest sympathies and share your longing for said product. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we understand that you caused a massive malfunction with the national grid with overuse and now the main power lines have gone down, will you take credit cards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG.....a disaster has occurred in my life and I'm deeply distressed.
My faithful magic wand committed suicide this morning at approx 7.05am
It actually blew up with a bang, a big spark and left my hand black...wtf!!
I can only remember the good times and will try to be brave....
Instead of flowers I will be accepting financial donations to 'The Kink Wand Fund'...please dig deep for this worthy cause.
I thank you in advance of the generosity I know my fellow toy lovers will will show at this very sad time
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You must have over work it So it your own fault lady So tuff lol xxxx  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've got 67p you can have but that's me wiped out after that.
The minute you walked in the joint...
 Your generosity knows no bounds Wendy! lol x"
it's every penny I have, so yeah I am being generous!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry I actually found that funny
..just think it could have.been worse...you could have charred yer fanny ..or worse still ...welded it shut  "
Welded it shut!!!!
Bloody hell.....panic attack there!! Still breathing into a broon bag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know this is actually a very sad thread but I just can't stop laughing at the infinite possibilities... such as KoK going to A&E with a singed minge & smoke belching out her gussets as she explains exactly how the calamity happened. But at 7 in the morning woman??? FFS that's what I call the early bird getting the burn. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know this is actually a very sad thread but I just can't stop laughing at the infinite possibilities... such as KoK going to A&E with a singed minge & smoke belching out her gussets as she explains exactly how the calamity happened. But at 7 in the morning woman??? FFS that's what I call the early bird getting the burn. "
Its a very very sad thread so stop laughing 
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
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Dear Ms Kink,
Thank you for returning your faulty personal massager.
Our service team have conducted a full investigation and have found that there is no claim against the warranty.
We bring your attention so section 271, sub section 24a, paragraph 19. "while every effort is made to ensure you device is capable of operating in every environment, we cannot ensure that the device will operate with out failure under extreme conditions. "
We are unfortunately unable to replace your personal massager under the terms of our warranty.
We hope this will not stop you from purchasing our products in the future.
Yours
E.N.Joy
Service team manager.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Ms Kink,
Thank you for returning your faulty personal massager.
Our service team have conducted a full investigation and have found that there is no claim against the warranty.
We bring your attention so section 271, sub section 24a, paragraph 19. "while every effort is made to ensure you device is capable of operating in every environment, we cannot ensure that the device will operate with out failure under extreme conditions. "
We are unfortunately unable to replace your personal massager under the terms of our warranty.
We hope this will not stop you from purchasing our products in the future.
Yours
E.N.Joy
Service team manager.
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"Dear Ms Kink,
Thank you for returning your faulty personal massager.
Our service team have conducted a full investigation and have found that there is no claim against the warranty.
We bring your attention so section 271, sub section 24a, paragraph 19. "while every effort is made to ensure you device is capable of operating in every environment, we cannot ensure that the device will operate with out failure under extreme conditions. "
We are unfortunately unable to replace your personal massager under the terms of our warranty.
We hope this will not stop you from purchasing our products in the future.
Yours
E.N.Joy
Service team manager.
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If a magic wand is kept inside a wizards sleeve, does that mean the warranty may be a red herring. |
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