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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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Can anyone help my mate?
He's a great genuine guy in his 40's. He has an extensive selection of boxer shorts and eye patches. He's still a novice at swinging (still has his V plates). GSOH. All his own hair. Good working knowledge of morrisons veg aisle.
He requires to be fostered by a caring lady or couple on a semi regular basis. Someone who can give him the care and attention to bring him out of his shell would be ideal.
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"Can anyone help my mate?
He's a great genuine guy in his 40's. He has an extensive selection of boxer shorts and eye patches. He's still a novice at swinging (still has his V plates). GSOH. All his own hair. Good working knowledge of morrisons veg aisle.
He requires to be fostered by a caring lady or couple on a semi regular basis. Someone who can give him the care and attention to bring him out of his shell would be ideal.
Apply within "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He doesn't require feeding or changing lol "
It's best to wait until he has stopped the bed wetting and dumping in his own kecks before introducing him  |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas 
So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts 
Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy "
I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! |
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas
So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts
Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy
I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! "
I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas
So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts
Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy
I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!
I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol "
No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas
So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts
Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy
I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!
I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no
need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol
No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! 
No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol
Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win
Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol  "
And bigger thighs too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas
So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts
Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy
I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!
I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no
need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol
No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!
No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol
Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win
Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol
And bigger thighs too "
I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas
So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts
Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy
I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!
I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no
need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol
No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!
No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol
Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win
Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol
And bigger thighs too
I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me "
You mean you don't want to foster him???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas
So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts
Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy
I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!
I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no
need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol
No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!
No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol
Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win
Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol
And bigger thighs too
I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me
You mean you don't want to foster him???? "
Fostering is ok I thought he was going to be for good so he's in with a chance ( especially if he can bake Andy pmsl ???) |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas
So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts
Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy
I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!
I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no
need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol
No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!
No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol
Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win
Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol
And bigger thighs too
I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me
You mean you don't want to foster him????
Fostering is ok I thought he was going to be for good so he's in with a chance ( especially if he can bake Andy pmsl ???) "
I'm sure he's seen your offer lol |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??
Nope  but would like to?  "
Okies i'll teach you out of the goodness of my heart...now is there anything else I can show you while we're at it  |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??
Nope but would like to?
Okies i'll teach you out of the goodness of my heart...now is there anything else I can show you while we're at it "
Do that zip back up _unkiewunkiedoodlepoodlepie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??
Nope but would like to? "
Keep only what you want between the two QUOTE boxes & delete anything unwanted. Type your reply AFTER the 2nd QUOTE. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post "
And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy? |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post
And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy? "
They turned him down - wrong uniform |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post
And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy?
They turned him down - wrong uniform "
I'm sure that Seaman Staines left one of his last time he popped round here for a quickie so he can borrow that. |
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??
Nope but would like to?
Okies i'll teach you out of the goodness of my heart...now is there anything else I can show you while we're at it "
You could try |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine. "
furry think we have a winner av been rumbled lol  |
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"I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine. furry think we have a winner av been rumbled lol "
What it's you furry is trying to give away!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine. furry think we have a winner av been rumbled lol
What it's you furry is trying to give away!!!! "
me hed trying to sell me to any woman that will have me some mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45
doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home
Wots the matter with you pmsl "
noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45
doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home
Wots the matter with you pmsl
noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry "
fek that am no shagging him |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45
doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home
Wots the matter with you pmsl
noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry "
I don't like him that much! Lol. That's why I'm trying to get him fostered lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45
doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home
Wots the matter with you pmsl
noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry
I don't like him that much! Lol. That's why I'm trying to get him fostered lmao "
you weren't saying that last week big chap pmsl |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45
doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home
Wots the matter with you pmsl
noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry
I don't like him that much! Lol. That's why I'm trying to get him fostered lmao you weren't saying that last week big chap pmsl "
Behave or I'll make randytandem adopt you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hell know thats just cruel
Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!yeah I noticed you flirting outrageously with one new young fabber shameless  "
What's yer point? Like I'm the only one on here that doesn't flirt. I've often thought you should get a room when I've observed you flirting. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see
Don't they just......
Just for you nah thanx av got 3 of my own"
3??? Are you Scaramanga from The Man With The Golden Gun? |
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