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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has anyone ever done it and where and when?
I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had. |
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"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?
I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had."
In a restaurant ? Thats just disgusting   |
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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?
I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had.In a restaurant ? Thats just disgusting "
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"Properly minging yuk
Imagine the poor person who had to clean it up  "
I used to work in a nightclub and have cleaned up probably every bodily fluid known to man so this is the first thing I thought!
Quite funny how fast the thread derailed into chaos too haha |
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"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?
I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had."
This not in the realms of fantasy land? Try the proper forum.
If you did cum then sorry mate, you need therapy !! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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A quick grope or a snog is acceptable in a pub or restaurant if its quiet and not overly in people's faces but that's as far as I'd go in a pub or restaurant. Find somewhere quiet outside or go home lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one idiot did this on at a bus stop
also there were to young girls under 21
when i saw him doing it totally disgusted of it about to call police but bus arrive he also got on - so was stalking those 2 girls
n he sat in front of me and continue
i told him if he was to carry i be calling the police also the camera watching him ie bus security n i would told bus driver - i was absolute angry at this idiot of a guy - he did got off at next bus stop he is lucky to get away with it
next time this happen its the police will be involved
i did got a ty from the 2 girls n they felt safe again |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?
I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had."
bet this is 1 of they posts you wish you could take back...your chances of getting a meet now from anyone that reads forums have just diminished by 99.9% |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?
I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had.
bet this is 1 of they posts you wish you could take back...your chances of getting a meet now from anyone that reads forums have just diminished by 99.9% "
You mean 0.1% would still meet him lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurant |
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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurant"
*hands over a shovel so you can dig a bigger hole* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurant"
Had they run out of tartar sauce? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had they run out of tartar sauce?
Probably more like Hollandaise!
Boak lol x
Just imagine dipping your chips in it!
Double boak "
Hmmmmmm, taste the salty goodness...  |
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We once took the kids out a bike ride in a country park and parked up the car. About 20 yards away there was a couple having sex and being very open about it, ie door open in full view.
This was in the middle of the day in the school holidays and the car park was in the open and very busy so its not as if we stumbled upon a doggers site or anything.
We're up for fun as much as anyone but there's a line and its easy to cross. |
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"Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurant"
It was still in a public place where people go to eat ...still disgusting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurantIt was still in a public place where people go to eat ...still disgusting "
it is jaq no need for it
took a quick peek at his profile straight an most of its men - an has not reply back to any of the comments |
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Wow, now that was fun reading
When I was a teenager I caught some guy knocking one out in the swimming pool. Speedos I say! No more pocket fumbling in public pools!
Still have horror thoughts of it floating about and getting all over people.... |
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"Wow, now that was fun reading
When I was a teenager I caught some guy knocking one out in the swimming pool. Speedos I say! No more pocket fumbling in public pools!
Still have horror thoughts of it floating about and getting all over people.... "
This reminded me of that scene from Kevin and Perry Go Large. You all know the one, when he's in the sea and there's something chasing him...
"It's a floater!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?
I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had."
Hope you had a napkin tucked into your collar? Cum can be a bastard to get out of a shell suit! |
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"Wow, now that was fun reading
When I was a teenager I caught some guy knocking one out in the swimming pool. Speedos I say! No more pocket fumbling in public pools!
Still have horror thoughts of it floating about and getting all over people....
This reminded me of that scene from Kevin and Perry Go Large. You all know the one, when he's in the sea and there's something chasing him...
"It's a floater!""
Ew |
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"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?"
Well when i were a lad, lets just say it was something of an olympic sport at school in the following categories:
1/. Precision shot over 1 metre (girls on the receiving end to collect)
2/. High jump - maximum height per shot
There were others that I could not possibly mention in open forum.
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