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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago

Only here to steal the best ones!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 20 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Fancy a pizza and a fuck? No? Ok, we'll get a kebab!

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By *ookie69Man 20 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Lock his cock up and fuck someone else

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By *corpioboyMan 20 weeks ago

Glasgow

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve certainly got my interest

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By *luebell888Woman 20 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Have you sat on sugar cos that arse looks so sweet.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 20 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Guy in a bar walks over to me with a hand in his pocket.

He leans over and whispers in my ear if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it.

I reply with if it only fits in one hand you can keep it

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 20 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

What's got two thumbs, speaks two different languages and will be hanging out the back of you tonight?

*Points both thumbs smarmily at face

"Moi, habibitee"

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By *spressoMartini69xMan 20 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Lock his cock up and fuck someone else

I am so flattered that you would quote me. Thank you very much

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By *eemanMan 20 weeks ago

dundee

Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan 20 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Get your gums room ma plums and gimme a gobble

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By *aldGingerMan 20 weeks ago

Glasgow

“Settle an argument, what’s this outfit made from”

“cotton/polyester/whatever”

“No - boyfriend material”

I didn’t say it was good…

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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago

Yours is an ass ive been dying to eat x

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