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* Murdering your wife isn’t a crime of passion. Premature ejaculation - that's a crime of passion.
* How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
* What’s a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
* How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
* Why didn’t the flasher retire? He decided to stick it out for one more year.
* How can you tell a head nurse? She’s the one with the dirty knees.
* Why is air a lot like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
* What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
* What’s the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on your face.
* What’s the different between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather… kinky is using the whole chicken.
* How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.
* What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
* Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it.
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