"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .    "
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content"
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now  |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now "
I heard it was a marrow . |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content"
This place, was it someone who was respectful and didn't reference their genitals even once? |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now "
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Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches |
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By *illnatMan 29 weeks ago
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches"
What the actual frack? |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches
What the actual frack? "
Pretty much what I said.  |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches"
Well she’s 84 and can’t use her iPad very well for watching porn . |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches"
Jesus |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches
Well she’s 84 and can’t use her iPad very well for watching porn . "
Lol. Don't. I dont even want to imagine anything |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches
Well she’s 84 and can’t use her iPad very well for watching porn .
Lol. Don't. I dont even want to imagine anything"
Sorry I use humour as a mask to cover my insecurities. |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches"
I had the exact same message last night.
Must be firing them out to everyone lol |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches"
Wow!!!! |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watchesI had the exact same message last night.
Must be firing them out to everyone lol "
Crazy.. that's got to stand out from the usual crazy stuff surely? |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watchesI had the exact same message last night.
Must be firing them out to everyone lol
Crazy.. that's got to stand out from the usual crazy stuff surely?"
Tbh nothing surprises me on here these days |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watchesI had the exact same message last night.
Must be firing them out to everyone lol
Crazy.. that's got to stand out from the usual crazy stuff surely?Tbh nothing surprises me on here these days "
First time I've had anything that stopped me in my tracks. Hopefully a one off |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches
Jesus "
… Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches"
Seriously |
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By *rtmunkiMan 29 weeks ago
Glasgow southside |
I've had a few belters, tho not on here (I'm new, and slow to get going on sites).
Lad who wanted me to seduce his mum (near my age) cuz she kept hooking up with his mates. Felt sorry for him, but had to tell him I couldn't help cuz mum was miles out of my league. No way she'd pick me over horny young guys, now she had a taste.
Girl who wanted me to drive her around at night so she could fuck homeless guys, among other deprivations. She kinda pickled my brain tbh, before I said bye.
Girl who wanted me to have sex with her while her brother watched, and another who wanted her brother to join in. The latter also suggested a 3sum with her & her mum!
Woman who I'm like 80% sure was hinting towards me witnessing her ... very affectionate relationship with her 2 Alsatians.
So aye, there really are some characters out there. Had a few other questionable chats (and countless messed up catfishes), but these few kinda stick in the memory. The internet really can be quite educational, huh?
Oh, and I'd like to mention that I didn't keep chatting to any of those mentioned once I realised what they were after. I'm horny, not desperate. Or fucking stupid. ;D |
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"I've had a few belters, tho not on here (I'm new, and slow to get going on sites).
Lad who wanted me to seduce his mum (near my age) cuz she kept hooking up with his mates. Felt sorry for him, but had to tell him I couldn't help cuz mum was miles out of my league. No way she'd pick me over horny young guys, now she had a taste.
Girl who wanted me to drive her around at night so she could fuck homeless guys, among other deprivations. She kinda pickled my brain tbh, before I said bye.
Girl who wanted me to have sex with her while her brother watched, and another who wanted her brother to join in. The latter also suggested a 3sum with her & her mum!
Woman who I'm like 80% sure was hinting towards me witnessing her ... very affectionate relationship with her 2 Alsatians.
So aye, there really are some characters out there. Had a few other questionable chats (and countless messed up catfishes), but these few kinda stick in the memory. The internet really can be quite educational, huh?
Oh, and I'd like to mention that I didn't keep chatting to any of those mentioned once I realised what they were after. I'm horny, not desperate. Or fucking stupid. ;D"
You live and learn. So pretty extreme kinks following u around  |
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"Rarely have I been stopped in my track by the contents of a message I received. I'm not sure should I laugh or shudder.
Every days a school day...
I apologise I’ll not do it again .
Lol. You couldn't even imagine the content
You’ve dangled a carrot, you need to tell us now
Managed to copy and paste it.
Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches"
Holy shit that’s mental wow |
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By *ane DTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Glasgow ish |
I had one guy want to buy me hunters wellies, then visit the local country fair and after a good walk round the fair (muddy and other stuff boots) take him to the stables and have him lick them clean.
Another wanted to use my hair as reins - good luck wi that as I wear a wig |
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"I had one guy want to buy me hunters wellies, then visit the local country fair and after a good walk round the fair (muddy and other stuff boots) take him to the stables and have him lick them clean.
Another wanted to use my hair as reins - good luck wi that as I wear a wig "
We certainly get the weather for mucky boots... yuck. Lol |
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"Hey my mums knows I’m on fab she likes to watch my meets for my safety wanna come round fuck me while she watches"
That really is the epitome of overprotective parenting. Mine used to warn me "Too much fucking TV will make your eyes go square!", but this is on another level. Mind ask him for a note from his old dear beforehand. |
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