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By *uctifano OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

… like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply

Thoughts???

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By *ax19862002Man 5 weeks ago

Ayrshire

And if you know how to work out your angles your onto a winner

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By *aldGingerMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"And if you know how to work out your angles your onto a winner "

Easy. That’s because the angle of the dangle + the heat of the meat when the throb of the knob is kept constant.

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By *uctifano OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"And if you know how to work out your angles your onto a winner

Easy. That’s because the angle of the dangle + the heat of the meat when the throb of the knob is kept constant.

"

that’s very technical is that

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By *ax19862002Man 5 weeks ago

Ayrshire

If you know your trig. You won't leave anyone disappointed x

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By *lasgowHorseyMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Strip the bark off the trees with your nails

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By *uctifano OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Strip the bark off the trees with your nails "

Phoarrrrrrrrr

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By *aldGingerMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"And if you know how to work out your angles your onto a winner

Easy. That’s because the angle of the dangle + the heat of the meat when the throb of the knob is kept constant.

that’s very technical is that "

My nerdy side escaped for a bit there

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By *uctifano OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"And if you know how to work out your angles your onto a winner

Easy. That’s because the angle of the dangle + the heat of the meat when the throb of the knob is kept constant.

that’s very technical is that My nerdy side escaped for a bit there "

Someone said nerdy is the new sexy did they not?

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By *eroLondonMan 5 weeks ago

Mayfair

If I didn't know any better I would opine that the OP is lounging on the veranda, quaffing some vintage wine ..²

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By *uctifano OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"If I didn't know any better I would opine that the OP is lounging on the veranda, quaffing some vintage wine ..²"

you’re wicked my dear Nero (and correct)

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By *ax19862002Man 5 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"And if you know how to work out your angles your onto a winner

Easy. That’s because the angle of the dangle + the heat of the meat when the throb of the knob is kept constant.

Remember when we used to say we would never use stuff we were learning in school in real life

Literally use trig in my job nowadays.

that’s very technical is that My nerdy side escaped for a bit there

Someone said nerdy is the new sexy did they not? "

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By *eroLondonMan 5 weeks ago

Mayfair


"If I didn't know any better I would opine that the OP is lounging on the veranda, quaffing some vintage wine ..²

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you’re wicked my dear Nero (and correct) "

Wickedness is the cornerstone of behaviour on here. But please don't mind me...as I ogle at your décollatage.

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By *uctifano OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"If I didn't know any better I would opine that the OP is lounging on the veranda, quaffing some vintage wine ..²

·

you’re wicked my dear Nero (and correct)

Wickedness is the cornerstone of behaviour on here. But please don't mind me...as I ogle at your décollatage."

As long as you don’t mind me ogling back

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By *aldGingerMan 5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"And if you know how to work out your angles your onto a winner

Easy. That’s because the angle of the dangle + the heat of the meat when the throb of the knob is kept constant.

that’s very technical is that My nerdy side escaped for a bit there

Someone said nerdy is the new sexy did they not? "

whoever they are, they are correct

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman 5 weeks ago

Renfrewshire

Sex is like vacuuming..

its got to be loud.

It should involve loads of sucking.

And its best if you do it often in every room in the house.

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By *uctifano OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Sex is like vacuuming..

its got to be loud.

It should involve loads of sucking.

And its best if you do it often in every room in the house. "

Well said that woman

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By *eroLondonMan 5 weeks ago

Mayfair


"If I didn't know any better I would opine that the OP is lounging on the veranda, quaffing some vintage wine ..²

·

you’re wicked my dear Nero (and correct)

Wickedness is the cornerstone of behaviour on here. But please don't mind me...as I ogle at your décollatage.

·

As long as you don’t mind me ogling back "

You may ogle at your heart's content!

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By *agnar73Man 4 weeks ago

Glasgow


"… like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply

Thoughts??? "

That’s arithmetic

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By *agatoXXXMan 4 weeks ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.

Overrated.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 4 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

A distant memory .

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A participation sport

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS 4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A fantasy, in my case.

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By *ookie69Man 4 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Sex is …..overrated

Coffee and Banter is the new sex

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By *uctifano OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow


"… like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply

Thoughts???

That’s arithmetic "

I’ll tell google

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 4 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow


"… like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply

Thoughts???

That’s arithmetic

I’ll tell google "

Other voice AI are available .

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By *uctifano OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow


"… like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply

Thoughts???

That’s arithmetic

I’ll tell google

Other voice AI are available . "

Alexa?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 4 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow


"… like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply

Thoughts???

That’s arithmetic

I’ll tell google

Other voice AI are available .

Alexa? "

Siri I’m going a wee bit deaf what wis that ?

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By *ohncraMan 4 weeks ago

pitenweem

was never any good at math

but im learning sex

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By *agatoXXXMan 4 weeks ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.


"Sex is …..overrated

Coffee and Banter is the new sex "

I can't even get the coffee.

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"… like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply

Thoughts??? "

No multiplication available here

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By *iking68Man 4 weeks ago

glasgow

A solo sport at the moment ??

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By *macunninglinguistMan 4 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

I do enjoy the root function of a nice pi.

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By *ightthenMan 4 weeks ago

inverness


"Sex is like vacuuming..

its got to be loud.

It should involve loads of sucking.

And its best if you do it often in every room in the house. "

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By *ightthenMan 4 weeks ago

inverness

Kitchen is best we think x

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By *issy ElliotWoman 4 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Sex is a basic human need

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By *ookie69Man 4 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie


"Sex is a basic human need "

I need Macaroni n Cheese x

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By *issy ElliotWoman 4 weeks ago

lanarkshire


"Sex is a basic human need

I need Macaroni n Cheese x "

Got tae love a good mac n cheese

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By *ocheelad84Man 4 weeks ago

Perth

is that two over par?

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By *ocheelad84Man 4 weeks ago

Perth

Oh! need new glasses, thought it said six

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By *eardedman76Man 4 weeks ago

westminster

So pleasurable

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By *uctifano OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I do enjoy the root function of a nice pi. "

let’s 32+37

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By *illing witchCouple 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Add a few more sexy folk and orgasams will multiply

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By *macunninglinguistMan 4 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"I do enjoy the root function of a nice pi.

let’s 32+37 "

Knew I could count on you!

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By *urryrugMan 4 weeks ago

Grangemouth


"is that two over par?"

Fore!

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By *agnar2323Man 4 weeks ago

Asgard


"Sex is like vacuuming..

its got to be loud.

It should involve loads of sucking.

And its best if you do it often in every room in the house. "

Yes definitely

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"Sex is …..overrated

Coffee and Banter is the new sex "

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By *aylorMan 4 weeks ago

Fife

Divided opinions equals no 69s

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By *mooth shaftMan 4 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"… like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply

Thoughts??? "

And multiple your orgasms

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