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I recently heard lots of really funny nicknames this was after a podcast where someone from Glasgows nickname was . He was a Celtic diehard and his dad was Arabic mum was Scottish his pals called him Bobby Sandals. Can anyone beat that. Fab names or just people you know |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand  |
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This popped up on my FB… think we all know at least one… 
Kitkat ~ always on a break
Lantern ~ not very bright and has to carried
Motion Light ~ only works when someone walks past
Deck Chair ~ folds under pressure
Daisy ~ some daisy’s in, some daisy’s not
Arthur (Arfur) ~ does half a job
G Spot ~ you can never find them
Foreskin ~ disappears when things get hard
I’ll be using some of these… |
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"Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand "
bahahaha, Beadles About! |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand bahahaha, Beadles About!"
Top man  |
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By *ohncraMan 33 weeks ago
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same as sexy hands the mechanic cause evrything he touched he fucked up
then there was a wee guy 4' called tommy two bricks
then lucky jim a fisherman got washed off the deck by a wave next wave washed him back on skipper stuck his head out the wheelhouse n said crist even the sea doesnt want you jim was called lucky jim till he died |
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I used to work with a guy named Reece who did nothing but moan, so we called him moanareece
I met a guy who was called rice, his name was Barry Mathews, aka baz-matty
A guy I work with now his nickname is hip hip, his name is Hugh Rae |
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By *ANDA!Man 33 weeks ago
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Guy I worked with got called Buddah, cos he used to sit cross legged on access steps watching machinery and his pot belly rested on his thighs. But then so wtimes he was referred to was Wib, short for Wibbly Wobbly Martin, cos when said machinery fucked up he just stood there and waved his hands in the air like those wobbly wobbly things at used car garages in the US |
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By *ANDA!Man 33 weeks ago
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"Guy I worked with got called Buddah, cos he used to sit cross legged on access steps watching machinery and his pot belly rested on his thighs. But then so wtimes he was referred to was Wib, short for Wibbly Wobbly Martin, cos when said machinery fucked up he just stood there and waved his hands in the air like those wobbly wobbly things at used car garages in the US"
Same factory, team leader called FSB. Not cos he was Russian, Foreskin Blister. Disappeared at the start of the shift and reappeared 12hrs later at the end of the shift..
Different team leader was called Action Man, he had a condition where his eyes constantly moved side to side like an action man but without the toggle |
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