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Dogging tales on channel 4
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Sunday Times Magazine has an article on dogging...there is gonna be a program on channel 4 on April the 4th at 10pm.
What is the betting the Sunday Mail follows that up with one of there pish stories !!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never been dogging, been trying for the last couple of weeks to get someone to go n show me the ropes with no success lol. Il watch the programme after the football lol see what I'm missing out on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First tip need to invest in blue eyeshadow and a dodgy animal mask! "
I'm sure suoerdrug will have collection 2000 on offer, and we could go to poundland for classy masks after if you fancy a shopping trip  haha |
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"First tip need to invest in blue eyeshadow and a dodgy animal mask!
I'm sure suoerdrug will have collection 2000 on offer, and we could go to poundland for classy masks after if you fancy a shopping trip haha "
Lets but I'm not picking the pig mask! It will clash with my eyeshadow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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maybe this is the outtakes from david attenboroughs last programme.
all the nature and animals lol
liking the first couple though talk about open family " all the kids know we go dogging a few times a week"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some folk are into that... 
Apparently so! In the woods, police found a tree where low branches were carved into penis shapes and folk would sit on them as dildos. Hahaha!! Mental!!
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 ! That is amazing! Imagine the splinters though, ick! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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did the guy just say that
you don't get it in centre of London so don't expect it in countryside lol
so next time in London will it be sorry to the queen just using the gates at the palace to be dogging site lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offftttt if this is what dogging is really all about think il give it a wide berth ...give me a big comfy bed and someone ive got to knowrather than complete strangers anytime lol  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nah your all wrong even Jeremy kyle wouldn't have these people on lol
think it might be local ad in paper
" tv programme actors wanted"
dress in stupid animal masks for £2 an hour lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gutted that i wasted time watching it 
Got it recorded for gibby so will warn him how shit it is lol he'll still watch it i bet
Lx"
come on lou you have to make him watch it will give him a great laugh lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So...... Who's up for a bit then??? 
Just me, you, a tv crew and a miss piggy mask...
Ooh do I get to shag the cameraman  "
no its too cold and he doesn't feel comfy lol |
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"How did terry and his lovely lady find a single woman for threesome and we can't! We really must be doing something wrong!
I am sure they would only be to pleased to help you out  "
Errrr! I think I will give it a miss thanks.
Well dogging is not for us. It looked scary hanging about dark woods at night and its cold! |
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"Some folk are into that...
Apparently so! In the woods, police found a tree where low branches were carved into penis shapes and folk would sit on them as dildos. Hahaha!! Mental!!
! That is amazing! Imagine the splinters though, ick! X"
My thoughts exactly!! |
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"How did terry and his lovely lady find a single woman for threesome and we can't! We really must be doing something wrong!
I am sure they would only be to pleased to help you out
Errrr! I think I will give it a miss thanks.
Well dogging is not for us. It looked scary hanging about dark woods at night and its cold! "
Same as us then we like warmth and comfort to much lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well it's just finished on 4 +1
What a heap of  shit.
They either just didn't get it or they were hellbent on trying to convince the public that doggers are people that have a seriously fucked up past or are seriously weird.
Very disappointing Ch4
D. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't decide whether the filmmakers had no clue what dogging actually is (because that sure as hell wasn't it) or they were just taking the piss out of some vulnerable people"
personally i dont think they do either
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it's just finished on 4 +1
What a heap of shit.
They either just didn't get it or they were hellbent on trying to convince the public that doggers are people that have a seriously fucked up past or are seriously weird.
Very disappointing Ch4
D."
they camera man actually stayed on the dog when it was doing the toilet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They all looked like extras from the original Wicker Man film on May day parade.
This will certainly generate interest but not in a positive way. It will increase local media and police activity start a lot of curious folk looking for it and fucking it up and kill the slim pickings of the activity that barely exist totally.
Mind you todays news is tommorrows chip paper so may die down in a week or two but still think it will be destroyed |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"I've just found an article on te sun's website, they are trying to make people like us out to be monsters "
I only saw the beginning but the first few participants WERE monsters and in no way representative of dogging. |
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"I can't decide whether the filmmakers had no clue what dogging actually is (because that sure as hell wasn't it) or they were just taking the piss out of some vulnerable people"
totally agree, biggest load of s**t we've ever watched!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"KFC by candlelight - class!
lmao i made the same comment nice xmas tree tho "
I saw that pmsl...hw romantic nw letz go doggin....lil disappointd rolf harriz wasn't poppin oot the woodz wae hiz didgery doo lol xx  |
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The guy in the foxes outfit was pretty realistic though.......
Hoping that when these tests go back to college the lecturer will be pleased with their effort and they get an A+ for the symbolic shitting. For us though it was some of the worst TV we've ever watched. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just watched it. Very poor. Such a lazy documentary. Pointless. The guy has done a much better one called 'gypsy blood' about travellers. Compelling. Do watch. Probably on demand somewhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just dont see the appeal in being passed around like a box of chocolates to men who make no effort while you just lay there and take it? No strings is one thing but Ive heels higher than all of their standards.
Am I missing the point? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just dont see the appeal in being passed around like a box of chocolates to men who make no effort while you just lay there and take it? No strings is one thing but Ive heels higher than all of their standards.
Am I missing the point? "
"Life is like a box of chocolates".........Forrest Gump. |
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By *unybunyWoman
over a year ago
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"Some of the scenes, especially the interviews, could literally have been sketches from a comedy show!
Honestly couldn't decide if the whole thing was a piss take or not! "
Brill, funniest thing in a while, class lines from the guy with the Lynx and Joop and what about Terry, Sarah and Ann (im sure she had a goatee beard) "we cant do many things, cause Terry's car is quite small" theyve wouldve needed a crowbar just to get them off the couch and the bloke complaining about the mess while his dog takes a dump into the camera lens lmfao have watched it twice they should make it into a series |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I agree it was really funny to watch, but at the same time a bit sad as I don't think the people taking part realised they were having the piss taken out of them
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"Some of the scenes, especially the interviews, could literally have been sketches from a comedy show!
Honestly couldn't decide if the whole thing was a piss take or not!
Brill, funniest thing in a while, class lines from the guy with the Lynx and Joop and what about Terry, Sarah and Ann (im sure she had a goatee beard) "we cant do many things, cause Terry's car is quite small" theyve wouldve needed a crowbar just to get them off the couch and the bloke complaining about the mess while his dog takes a dump into the camera lens lmfao have watched it twice they should make it into a series "
I wouldn't be at all surprised if Ricky jervais isn't already developing a script! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of the scenes, especially the interviews, could literally have been sketches from a comedy show!
Honestly couldn't decide if the whole thing was a piss take or not!
Brill, funniest thing in a while, class lines from the guy with the Lynx and Joop and what about Terry, Sarah and Ann (im sure she had a goatee beard) "we cant do many things, cause Terry's car is quite small" theyve wouldve needed a crowbar just to get them off the couch and the bloke complaining about the mess while his dog takes a dump into the camera lens lmfao have watched it twice they should make it into a series "
Sounds like it was something that would've had me in fits of laughter. Wonder if its on 4OD? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well if that was Dogging I'll give it a miss. What a waste of an hour. A few laughs, some saddos that Jezza Kyle would struggle to get talking, a geezer with 18 kids but wants to aim for 19 (then get the "chop" cos it's too much), a dog shitting (kinda summed up the interest) & a load of rather bemused wildlife wondering wtf all the humans were doing in masks. I so hope someone does a spoof Attenborough documentary on this "Dogging" show. |
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I can just imagine the marketing geniuses at lynx who came up the highly successful and clever "lynx effect" ad campaign screaming at the telly as they see there careers fall to pieces, I also hope he isnt a voyeur as how would you know if he was watching you or not as at one point i'm sure I saw his left eye do a full 360 degree spin. |
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thanks for the heads up
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