Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
"
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently "
Lol you’re too good at this  x |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x"
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning "
Or you’re just fucking fantastic |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic "
Thank fuck someone thinks so |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so "
FFS this could go on fucking ages |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages "
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !"
That’s a fucking first |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first "
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now "
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together "
Coz we are fucking shy |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy "
Exactly ! Fuck all to do with you flash |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
Exactly ! Fuck all to do with you flash "
Hope your next shites a fucking hedgehog |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
Exactly ! Fuck all to do with you flash "
But then… being Flash (ahhhhh - he might save every one of us!!!) (too fucking far??? ) |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy "
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
You fancy sucking ma hairy fucking bean bag "
When you put it like that… fuck no |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
You fancy sucking ma hairy fucking bean bag
When you put it like that… fuck no "
I’m a fucking romantic , I like a snog first |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
Exactly ! Fuck all to do with you flash
Hope your next shites a fucking hedgehog "
Oh that fucking stings |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
You fancy sucking ma hairy fucking bean bag
When you put it like that… fuck no
I’m a fucking romantic , I like a snog first "
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get a fuckin room (being witness to amorous advances)
fuck a duck ( surprised)
fuck sake (oh no)
fuck me sideways ( surprised)
fuckin hell (no way)
fuckin tadger (exclamation of someone being a dickhead)
fancy a fuck (lets engage in the art of love making)
fuck off ! (really)
go fuck yirsel ( no chance)
get tae fuck (go away)
do i look like i gie a fuck (i couldn't care less )
shut the fuck up ( be quiet)
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"get a fuckin room (being witness to amorous advances)
fuck a duck ( surprised)
fuck sake (oh no)
fuck me sideways ( surprised)
fuckin hell (no way)
fuckin tadger (exclamation of someone being a dickhead)
fancy a fuck (lets engage in the art of love making)
fuck off ! (really)
go fuck yirsel ( no chance)
get tae fuck (go away)
do i look like i gie a fuck (i couldn't care less )
shut the fuck up ( be quiet)
"
I’m sure you could put down another fuck list you fucker |
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"Sexy as fuck (self explanatory)
Fuck that ( no)
In your fuckin dreams (you wish)
Not a fuck will me given ( I don't care)
You’re fucking good at this!
Get yourself to fuck (please go speedily)
"
(No you Spready  ) |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
"
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuckkkkkk I stood on my cock again "
sexy fucker |
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuckkkkkk I stood on my cock again "
Clumsy fuck ! |
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"Sexy as fuck (self explanatory)
Fuck that ( no)
In your fuckin dreams (you wish)
Not a fuck will me given ( I don't care)
You’re fucking good at this!
Get yourself to fuck (please go speedily)
(No you Spready ) "
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Sexy mother fucker (shhhh Prince knows)
Fuck this I'm out out here (time to skedaddle)
Fuckin nugget ( silly person)
Fuckin choob (see above)
Kinky fuckery ( yes please)
Fuckin mingin ( dirty)
Thank fuck it's no me ( phew)
Cluster fuck (it's all gone wrong)
Dirty fucker (deviant mindset)
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Fuckin chancer (opportunist)
Fuckit buckit (mixed alcohol receptacle)
Fuckin loonball (crazy person)
Fuckin about (cheater)
Fuckin about ( wasting time)
Fuck all (national answer to "what are you doing)
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"Ya fucking dancer (elation on hearing good news) 
Haha as a non Native Scot, even I have adopted this one and it's now firmly in my 'repertoire of fuckery'"
We do have some good ones eh? Fuckingfantastic even |
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Unemployed as feck ( people who are born not to work)
So feckin whit ( don’t care atty)
Go get fecked ( a term used to someone to have sexual passionate romance)
Feckless ( someone who can’t for the life of them, get their hole) |
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Fuckin 'mere you (come hither for the amorous advances to begin)
Whit you fuckin looking at (have you got a problem)
Fur fucks sake (you've got to be kidding)
No fucks given ( I don't care )
Fuckin blootered (very very d*unk)
Kick fuck oot ye (batter you )
Your fuckin comming the c*nt ( your taking liberties) |
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By *ookie69Man 40 weeks ago
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Feck me, in the garden
Feck me, in you’re bed
Feck me, fecking anywhere but not you’re fecking shed
Feck me, in the kitchen
Feck me, with food instead
Feck me, with a toy
Feck me, with dildo bread
Feck me, it’s feckin dreary
Feck me, you’re pussys red
Feck me, till I orgasm
Or suck my fecking cock until we cream our bed
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"You’ve all gone too fucking far
I fucking love it
Ya feckin think
Fuctifano x"
I trust the people who run Fab realise that threads like this are the main reason some of us stick around on here
I fucking love being Scottish  |
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Fuckin freak (strange person)
10 out of fuckin 10(highest callibre accolade)
Fuckin bolt rocket ( quickly get away from me oddball)
Did I fuck ( no I didn't)
... I've come to the realisation I'm a potty mouth ... thanks for that |
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By *ookie69Man 40 weeks ago
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"You’ve all gone too fucking far
I fucking love it
Ya feckin think
Fuctifano x
I trust the people who run Fab realise that threads like this are the main reason some of us stick around on here
I fucking love being Scottish "
Fecken ell mate, this is the Croatian forum you’re in |
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"Ya fucking dancer (elation on hearing good news)
Haha as a non Native Scot, even I have adopted this one and it's now firmly in my 'repertoire of fuckery'
We do have some good ones eh? Fuckingfantastic even "
Absolutely. Some credit elsewhere too though...
"I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat" |
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"Fuckin freak (strange person)
10 out of fuckin 10(highest callibre accolade)
Fuckin bolt rocket ( quickly get away from me oddball)
Did I fuck ( no I didn't)
... I've come to the realisation I'm a potty mouth ... thanks for that "
But you do it with fuckin’ style |
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Whistle Dixie |
Feck me, if you’re Spready
Bring your feckin friends to
I’m not feckin meeting at the moment
Tickety feckin boo
Feck me, If you’re buying Pizza
Italiano will feckin do
Feck me, Mrs Us2andu2
Feck me, it’s only old Buboo |
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"Fuckin freak (strange person)
10 out of fuckin 10(highest callibre accolade)
Fuckin bolt rocket ( quickly get away from me oddball)
Did I fuck ( no I didn't)
... I've come to the realisation I'm a potty mouth ... thanks for that
But you do it with fuckin’ style "
Aww ur a fuckin darlin xx |
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"Feck me, if you’re Spready
Bring your feckin friends to
I’m not feckin meeting at the moment
Tickety feckin boo
Feck me, If you’re buying Pizza
Italiano will feckin do
Feck me, Mrs Us2andu2
Feck me, it’s only old Buboo"
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"Fuckin freak (strange person)
10 out of fuckin 10(highest callibre accolade)
Fuckin bolt rocket ( quickly get away from me oddball)
Did I fuck ( no I didn't)
... I've come to the realisation I'm a potty mouth ... thanks for that
But you do it with fuckin’ style
Aww ur a fuckin darlin xx"
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions…
Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire)
Fuck you (I’m angry with you)
Fuck sake (surprise)
Fuck off (leave me alone)
Fuck knows (I’m baffled)
Fuckwit (a stupid person)
And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened.
What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
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Famous "fucks" throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah |
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The word " fucked "
But has a few uses
Broken - Aw man the garage just phoned, the car engine is fucked!!!
Tired - What a long day day that was, I'm absolutely fucked!!!
Messing up - Well looks like Peter fucked his chances of shagging that lassie down the pub last night!!!
And of course Sex - She got on top of me and fucked my brains out!!!
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"The word " fucked "
But has a few uses
Broken - Aw man the garage just phoned, the car engine is fucked!!!
Tired - What a long day day that was, I'm absolutely fucked!!!
Messing up - Well looks like Peter fucked his chances of shagging that lassie down the pub last night!!!
And of course Sex - She got on top of me and fucked my brains out!!!
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"The word " fucked "
But has a few uses
Broken - Aw man the garage just phoned, the car engine is fucked!!!
Tired - What a long day day that was, I'm absolutely fucked!!!
Messing up - Well looks like Peter fucked his chances of shagging that lassie down the pub last night!!!
And of course Sex - She got on top of me and fucked my brains out!!!
I like confuckulated for broken "
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah"
Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym |
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym "
Thank fuck you noticed
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym
Thank fuck you noticed
"
Just when you thought all that fucking effort went to fucking waste 
I'll be a fucking ally to anyone who's fucking funny.
But I was fucking busy this week, OK?
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym
Thank fuck you noticed
Just when you thought all that fucking effort went to fucking waste
I'll be a fucking ally to anyone who's fucking funny.
But I was fucking busy this week, OK?
"
Time to put yer poor wee fucking feet up then |
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym
Thank fuck you noticed
Just when you thought all that fucking effort went to fucking waste
I'll be a fucking ally to anyone who's fucking funny.
But I was fucking busy this week, OK?
Time to put yer poor wee fucking feet up then "
Aww, thanks 
Really should stop wearing stilletos taking the bins out anyway. Murder on my fucking calves |
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym
Thank fuck you noticed
Just when you thought all that fucking effort went to fucking waste
I'll be a fucking ally to anyone who's fucking funny.
But I was fucking busy this week, OK?
Time to put yer poor wee fucking feet up then
Aww, thanks
Really should stop wearing stilletos taking the bins out anyway. Murder on my fucking calves "
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