Why people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours?
Why people press harder on a remote control when they know the batteries are flat?
Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why there is a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money there already?
Anymore?
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Why people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours?
Why people press harder on a remote control when they know the batteries are flat?
Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why there is a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money there already?
Anymore?
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I have a light in my freezer 
Why people say mind your head when you've already hit it
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Why people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours?
Why people press harder on a remote control when they know the batteries are flat?
Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why there is a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money there already?
Anymore?
I have a light in my freezer
Why people say mind your head when you've already hit it
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A light in your freezer now that is posh lol   |
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By *ndykayMan
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Why people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours?
Why people press harder on a remote control when they know the batteries are flat?
Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why there is a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money there already?
Anymore?
I have a light in my freezer
Why people say mind your head when you've already hit it
A light in your freezer now that is posh lol "
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I would imagine that pointing at one's bum when asking for the toilets could lead to some very unfortunate misunderstandings. Or fortunate misunderstandings if you enjoy such things |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Saturday Newspapers with FREE magazines.
Mon to Fri the Daily Mail is 45p. On Saturday you get a FREE magazine but the same paper costs 85p. So that FREE magazine has cost you 40p...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Car showrooms and double glazing firms that offer FREE credit.....when the cash price is LESS than the financed price...
Here's a tip. If a business offers FREE credit...say you don't need it and want to pay cash.
Then when they give you the cash price say you've changed your mind and now want the interest free loan....and watch their face...
Garages and double glazing firms often times charge a hidden premium for supposed interest free loans which they have to subsidise to the credit company...
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