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Just been sent this message from a blank profile.
“I'm looking for a quick meet in a car if you have one ?”
Do people on here think this is acceptable? What exactly did he think I would get out of this except having to drive to him and pay for petrol lol.
What other ridiculous request have folk had? I was once asked if I’d allow someone to stab me “just a little “
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"Just been sent this message from a blank profile.
“I'm looking for a quick meet in a car if you have one ?”
Do people on here think this is acceptable? What exactly did he think I would get out of this except having to drive to him and pay for petrol lol.
What other ridiculous request have folk had? I was once asked if I’d allow someone to stab me “just a little “
Nuts! "
There are some very uncouth young gents out there lovely  |
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"Just been sent this message from a blank profile.
“I'm looking for a quick meet in a car if you have one ?”
Do people on here think this is acceptable? What exactly did he think I would get out of this except having to drive to him and pay for petrol lol.
What other ridiculous request have folk had? I was once asked if I’d allow someone to stab me “just a little “
Nuts!
There are some very uncouth young gents out there lovely "
It was the audacity of wanting a quickie in a car but not actually owning one lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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I had a message from a pictureless profile asking if i fancied going a drive with him... in my car!! wonder if it was the same person lol... it was more the fact this guy thought id happily pick up a stranger and take him a drive  |
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"I had a message from a pictureless profile asking if i fancied going a drive with him... in my car!! wonder if it was the same person lol... it was more the fact this guy thought id happily pick up a stranger and take him a drive "
Sounds like I could be! Maybe he has a fetish for women drivers |
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I've had quite few requests from men to meet with his domme at my house.
Apparently it's at the dommes request he must find a lady willing to accommodate.
But I'm not allowed to get involved.
Whos cleaning the bedsheets? Apparently me! 
Mate get a hotel!  |
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"I've had quite few requests from men to meet with his domme at my house.
Apparently it's at the dommes request he must find a lady willing to accommodate.
But I'm not allowed to get involved.
Whos cleaning the bedsheets? Apparently me!
Mate get a hotel! "
Lol I’ve had this one too, bizzare x |
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"I've had quite few requests from men to meet with his domme at my house.
Apparently it's at the dommes request he must find a lady willing to accommodate.
But I'm not allowed to get involved.
Whos cleaning the bedsheets? Apparently me!
Mate get a hotel! "
How can you refuse such an offer
That is a new one on me TBF. |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Pretty much any message that involves inviting a stranger into my home after midnight is pushing it "
ffs that's it, I'm telling the electric meter reading man to come midday |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Just been sent this message from a blank profile.
“I'm looking for a quick meet in a car if you have one ?”
Do people on here think this is acceptable? What exactly did he think I would get out of this except having to drive to him and pay for petrol lol.
What other ridiculous request have folk had? I was once asked if I’d allow someone to stab me “just a little “
Nuts! "
Aw god. They've not even got the car for the quicky. Good job if you can get it, lifted and laid, literally. No effort needed.
Can I be picked up for car fun also? If you have one? madness. Lol |
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"Pretty much any message that involves inviting a stranger into my home after midnight is pushing it
ffs that's it, I'm telling the electric meter reading man to come midday "
Why the heck they don't make appointments in this day and age is beyond me |
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By *eamacCouple 34 weeks ago
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I’ve (mrs) had a message asking to have sex with the guys lean mean GS dog…reported. Then he had the audacity at making another profile asking again.
Also to meet a guy in hotel who then will take me up to a room where another female will be waiting for me for a cat fight and I will be paid regardless if I win or not. Strange strange people x |
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"I’ve (mrs) had a message asking to have sex with the guys lean mean GS dog…reported. Then he had the audacity at making another profile asking again.
Also to meet a guy in hotel who then will take me up to a room where another female will be waiting for me for a cat fight and I will be paid regardless if I win or not. Strange strange people x"
Him and his GS dog are still here and looking to meet  |
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By *eamacCouple 34 weeks ago
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"I’ve (mrs) had a message asking to have sex with the guys lean mean GS dog…reported. Then he had the audacity at making another profile asking again.
Also to meet a guy in hotel who then will take me up to a room where another female will be waiting for me for a cat fight and I will be paid regardless if I win or not. Strange strange people x
Him and his GS dog are still here and looking to meet "
Oh Jesus another new profile then. Report it |
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"I’ve (mrs) had a message asking to have sex with the guys lean mean GS dog…reported. Then he had the audacity at making another profile asking again.
Also to meet a guy in hotel who then will take me up to a room where another female will be waiting for me for a cat fight and I will be paid regardless if I win or not. Strange strange people x"
Yep. Had both of these |
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Also to meet a guy in hotel who then will take me up to a room where another female will be waiting for me for a cat fight and I will be paid regardless if I win or not. Strange strange people x
I had the same message as you and also was offered money lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Also to meet a guy in hotel who then will take me up to a room where another female will be waiting for me for a cat fight and I will be paid regardless if I win or not. Strange strange people x
I had the same message as you and also was offered money lol"
So who won the cat fight |
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"I've been offered money and another time I was asked for my shoe size, as someone wanted to give me a new pair of timberland boots. "
I've had the Timberland message too.Each to their own but I'd have preferred an offer of Doc Martens |
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We have so many to choose from. I'll go for a mild one..
A guy asked to come round and clean our house naked. All he wanted in return was to worship the Mrs feet
I can't lie I wondered how good a cleaner he was haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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Once had a guy ask to meet straight away. Explained we’re at home with family to receive a reply of it’s okay, he has a van with a mattress and he could pick up the Mrs and take her somewhere! |
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"We have so many to choose from. I'll go for a mild one..
A guy asked to come round and clean our house naked. All he wanted in return was to worship the Mrs feet
I can't lie I wondered how good a cleaner he was haha "
He'd be waiting for an opportunity to raid your knicker drawer, I know I would! |
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"A man wanted to spunk into my porridge.
I've had some harsh criticism of my cooking over the years but I doubt this ingredient would have enhanced it in anyway."
Some folk like salt in their porridge |
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"I had a message from a pictureless profile asking if i fancied going a drive with him... in my car!! wonder if it was the same person lol... it was more the fact this guy thought id happily pick up a stranger and take him a drive "
Maybe he was just after a lift? |
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Messaged a girl a few weeks qgo, just as an introduction and she messaged back, can you be here within an hour with some Charlie? If so you can fuck me bare and cum in me.
I mean, I don't even know any dealers nowadays |
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I actually had a couples profile message me where strangely enough was just the female wanting to meet whilst they was in area to suck me off essentially nothing wanted in return etc (not big on blind/must meet now meets) so yeah never happened |
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"Messaged a girl a few weeks qgo, just as an introduction and she messaged back, can you be here within an hour with some Charlie? If so you can fuck me bare and cum in me.
I mean, I don't even know any dealers nowadays "
Tempting offer. Fucking a desperate junkie bareback. You have tremendous
Self control |
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"Messaged a girl a few weeks qgo, just as an introduction and she messaged back, can you be here within an hour with some Charlie? If so you can fuck me bare and cum in me.
I mean, I don't even know any dealers nowadays
Tempting offer. Fucking a desperate junkie bareback. You have tremendous
Self control "
So not just us gals with ridiculous request x |
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"Messaged a girl a few weeks qgo, just as an introduction and she messaged back, can you be here within an hour with some Charlie? If so you can fuck me bare and cum in me.
I mean, I don't even know any dealers nowadays
Tempting offer. Fucking a desperate junkie bareback. You have tremendous
Self control
So not just us gals with ridiculous request x "
Sadly no. It seems we all get them |
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"Messaged a girl a few weeks qgo, just as an introduction and she messaged back, can you be here within an hour with some Charlie? If so you can fuck me bare and cum in me.
I mean, I don't even know any dealers nowadays
Tempting offer. Fucking a desperate junkie bareback. You have tremendous
Self control "
Yeh. She's got loads of verifications too |
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"Messaged a girl a few weeks qgo, just as an introduction and she messaged back, can you be here within an hour with some Charlie? If so you can fuck me bare and cum in me.
I mean, I don't even know any dealers nowadays
Tempting offer. Fucking a desperate junkie bareback. You have tremendous
Self control
So not just us gals with ridiculous request x
Sadly no. It seems we all get them "
I would welcome weird requests right now.
It'd make a change from none.
Mind you, I'd almost certainly refuse.....almost.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I had a message from a pictureless profile asking if i fancied going a drive with him... in my car!! wonder if it was the same person lol... it was more the fact this guy thought id happily pick up a stranger and take him a drive
Maybe he was just after a lift? "
Theres a service for that.. Taxi |
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"I had a message from a pictureless profile asking if i fancied going a drive with him... in my car!! wonder if it was the same person lol... it was more the fact this guy thought id happily pick up a stranger and take him a drive "
I had something similar.
It was not long after this incident when I gave up my career as a taxi driver  |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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We had a guy message us this week offering to pick us up and collect us for any nights out we had planned within a 2 hour radius, anytime, for free, so long as we got it on in the back of his car at some point during the drive and let him watch us or possibly let him join in ....... blocked immediately |
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The strangest one I can recall was this fantasist who invited to join her secret society. Supposedly they were going to assign me someone to fuck as an "evaluation", and I had to submit nudes for them to keep on file. Membership was to include both private play parties and discounts at other members' businesses. Very weird. 
I said no thanks obviously, and then about six months later I got an email newsletter thing anyway that had their entire mailing list legible in the cc: section. Amazing. |
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"The strangest one I can recall was this fantasist who invited to join her secret society. Supposedly they were going to assign me someone to fuck as an "evaluation", and I had to submit nudes for them to keep on file. Membership was to include both private play parties and discounts at other members' businesses. Very weird.
I said no thanks obviously, and then about six months later I got an email newsletter thing anyway that had their entire mailing list legible in the cc: section. Amazing."
How come they had your email address? |
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"I had a message from a pictureless profile asking if i fancied going a drive with him... in my car!! wonder if it was the same person lol... it was more the fact this guy thought id happily pick up a stranger and take him a drive
Maybe he was just after a lift? "
Once had a guy ask if I was going dogging and could I pick him up as he didn't drive |
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I had a couple ask me to move in with to the added house next to theirs, where I’d be used for their sexual needs, be a cleaner, and if I had any children they could move in also. My payment was living free of charge. |
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"I had a couple ask me to move in with to the added house next to theirs, where I’d be used for their sexual needs, be a cleaner, and if I had any children they could move in also. My payment was living free of charge. "
I hope you contacted the police |
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"I had a couple ask me to move in with to the added house next to theirs, where I’d be used for their sexual needs, be a cleaner, and if I had any children they could move in also. My payment was living free of charge.
I hope you contacted the police"
Unfortunately no, but they were reported to fab. |
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Had a married guy once want to take me out to a bar and arrange for his wife to catch him with me. (Not in a way that she was in on it).
I had to read it twice as I was convinced he didn't honestly suggest it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I’ve (mrs) had a message asking to have sex with the guys lean mean GS dog…reported. Then he had the audacity at making another profile asking again.
Also to meet a guy in hotel who then will take me up to a room where another female will be waiting for me for a cat fight and I will be paid regardless if I win or not. Strange strange people x
Him and his GS dog are still here and looking to meet "
Is he?, fecking weirdo. That’s just not on
As I sheepishly pack my hedgehog away  |
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It's the ones who message you at 6.05am and ask you to jump on cam to help them out...
The wean just got a mouthful cause she asked me for Weetabix so there's slim to fuck all chance of me watching you skelp your beef before my first coffee of the day pal. |
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Few years back I got one where the guy was opening up a swinging resort in Ayrshire. Offered me a job managing it and would I like to go and see the premises with him to discuss employment contracts.
Told him to try indeed . Com |
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Some guy (thinking he was talking to my hubby) suggested that Mr gets me black out d*unk and sends me to bed and then allows him to come into bedroom to have his way with me, without me ever knowing.
It took 4 separate complaints to admin before his profile was removed.
I'm not normally the type to raise complaints. I just didn't want this happening to some other poor unsuspecting girl. |
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"Some guy (thinking he was talking to my hubby) suggested that Mr gets me black out d*unk and sends me to bed and then allows him to come into bedroom to have his way with me, without me ever knowing.
It took 4 separate complaints to admin before his profile was removed.
I'm not normally the type to raise complaints. I just didn't want this happening to some other poor unsuspecting girl."
Wouldn't that be on her husband if it happened? |
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"Absolutely. Does that make it a reasonable message to send to someone though? Let's assume that someone's husband agrees, does that make it any less an assault on the female?"
Shouldn't be allowed to happen.
Pretty bad it took 4 attempts to have the person removed, and if the woman's husband agreed then that shows how much he cares and respects her |
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"Absolutely. Does that make it a reasonable message to send to someone though? Let's assume that someone's husband agrees, does that make it any less an assault on the female?"
Should also say that wasn't towards you just making it clear that I read your post |
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"Absolutely. Does that make it a reasonable message to send to someone though? Let's assume that someone's husband agrees, does that make it any less an assault on the female?
Should also say that wasn't towards you just making it clear that I read your post "
No I get that 100% |
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"It's the ones who message you at 6.05am and ask you to jump on cam to help them out...
The wean just got a mouthful cause she asked me for Weetabix so there's slim to fuck all chance of me watching you skelp your beef before my first coffee of the day pal."
That conjures such wonderful images. You should consider becoming a writer. You have a serious talent. But please give the bairn some Weetabix it's not an unreasonable request ?? |
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"We’ve been asked by a single male if Mrs would be interested in a naked wrestling match with another female?!  "
I think there's likely a great interest in naked female wrestling matches but only if the participants are willing to take part |
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By *ookie69Man 32 weeks ago
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"It's the ones who message you at 6.05am and ask you to jump on cam to help them out...
The wean just got a mouthful cause she asked me for Weetabix so there's slim to fuck all chance of me watching you skelp your beef before my first coffee of the day pal.
That conjures such wonderful images. You should consider becoming a writer. You have a serious talent. But please give the bairn some Weetabix it's not an unreasonable request ??"
If only the wean had asked for Coco-Pops
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"We got a request just last night to pay to take us on a sex holiday!
Was it an Asian couple.
Yes we have had them we have also had an older man years ago.
Haha. Same. A few other girls got it too.
Devil was considering the old guy as he didn't have to do anything 
Wish I didn't ask but cant help it, but define Old? "
So considering I was 32 at the time and he was nearly 60 I was like pass.
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