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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Whoah!! Hold on a second. Where's the oak assessment?? Lmao 
Risk - pulled muscles - who's at risk - everyone - solution - warm up before swinging from chandeliers!!
Risk - getting soaked - who's at risk - the lucky guy - solution - there isn't one just have a towel handy
Risk - bent cock - who's at risk - men - solution - ladies take care when climbing on top
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"Whoah!! Hold on a second. Where's the oak assessment?? Lmao
Risk - pulled muscles - who's at risk - everyone - solution - warm up before swinging from chandeliers!!
Risk - getting soaked - who's at risk - the lucky guy - solution - there isn't one just have a towel handy
Risk - bent cock - who's at risk - men - solution - ladies take care when climbing on top
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We will get to the method statements one all risks have been assessed lol
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Whoah!! Hold on a second. Where's the oak assessment?? Lmao
Risk - pulled muscles - who's at risk - everyone - solution - warm up before swinging from chandeliers!!
Risk - getting soaked - who's at risk - the lucky guy - solution - there isn't one just have a towel handy
Risk - bent cock - who's at risk - men - solution - ladies take care when climbing on top
We will get to the method statements one all risks have been assessed lol
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"All signs must be observed! Including but not limited to emergency exits, keep clear, men at work, keep left, may contain nuts, no entry, one way traffic
Laughed out loud at that one  "
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"All signs must be observed! Including but not limited to emergency exits, keep clear, men at work, keep left, may contain nuts, no entry, one way traffic
Laughed out loud at that one
Thought you might "
But you missed humps ahead signs  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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More signs -
Always wash your hands
Keep utensils clean
Never mix cooked meat and raw meat
Keep clear when reversing
Always use a slinger/banksman
Use correct slings for load
Keep 3 metre safety zone clear
Never walk under suspended load
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Beware of heat exhaustion.
Ear protection zone - loud noise during orgasm.
RSI risk - wanking must be limited
Choking risk - remember cock is sometimes bigger than it looks.
Choking risk - remember cock is sometimes smaller than he said it was.
Asphyxiation risk - plan your oral sex carefully. Particularly so when rimming since unwelcome gases have been known to pass.
Always bring a map and know your signs - the female body can turn without warning. Many a gent has been known to become disoriented..
Wet weather gear essential - sudden spray and flooding liable to occur usually accompanied by sudden noise (defeat protection above)
Sharps risk - nails and stilettoes. The weapon of choice if you make unwelcome advances.
Puncture repair kit. An essential for every gentleman. Even the most experienced gent will suffer penile deflation. The female has a habit of deflating the penis when riding and insisting on immediate remounting. For thus reason it is suggested that gents attend in pairs so as to ensure female happiness.
Keep all moving parts well lubricated. Failure to lubricate may result in painful friction burns.
Condoms - perhaps obvious but worth stating nevertheless. Apart from helping prevent spread of unwelcome sexually transmitted disease, also prevents crration of unwelcome children who will bleed you dry tothe point of death for years to come.
This guide is not prescriptive - that is to say there may be other risks as yet unidentified. For this reason, dynamic risk assessments should be undertaken during any meet. Failure to do so may result in serious ribbing from fellow fabbers. |
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