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Best status message of the day

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By *avingabreak OP Man 40 weeks ago

Near the Border

The best status I've seen in a while.

"You wouldn’t get bored smacking my arse ? Well I wouldn’t get bored booting you in the baw sack !!"

Curvypassion.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

"Feel like slapping it into a dirty slut today"

Just love how some guys speak about women

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By *agnar73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

, ‘get hubby a drink at the bar and you get ten minutes sucking and fucking me"

From a view and er.. naw.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Funniest thing I’ve read today!

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By *ert999400Man 40 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm a phoney fake and I'm a one handed cock jockey

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By *tm A is for AlexMan 40 weeks ago

Glasgow

", ‘get hubby a drink at the bar and you get ten minutes sucking and fucking me"

From a view and er.. naw."

Also saw this one and was like "errr...wut?

" lol

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By *ingerDevil.69Man 40 weeks ago

Eaglesham

Just seen this one.................. "How hard is it to find a couple where the guy sucks me off and the Mrs plays with herself. I’m fuckkng hot as fuck and have 9” " Have to say with attitude like that the gent concerned will go far on here

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By *ink and CurvesWoman 40 weeks ago

glasgow

"Just seen this one.................. "How hard is it to find a couple where the guy sucks me off and the Mrs plays with herself. I’m fuckkng hot as fuck and have 9” " Have to say with attitude like that the gent concerned will go far on here

You know what they say; no one has the same level of confidence as a mediocre man on the internet!

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By *rgoodnbadMan 40 weeks ago

greenock

" I don't want to beat around the bush, so does anyone want me to beat around their bush?"