i have decided to form an agency today to represent miss d and legzz they make the odd couple look even! or the golden girls look silver ,but for those in any doubt i saw them perform a captivating performance on a hamish and he is now in a care home trauma unit but you book them i get 20% agency fee and you get a free supply of brave pills and a towel coz you will piss yourself laughing or was that just my age? keep em smiling girls or my agency will be sunk lol xxx |
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Thank you thank you thank you and once again thank you .
Now the very fine Mr Lancelot Opps I mean laughalot organised a very fine lunch ..eh aye right ok I'm the one cracking the jokes now lol
Hamish us doing just fine and will be back to his good old self once the meds kick in lol
But what can I say were are a man down no where to be seen Opps ..see these men that can't hack the jacs n Jill experience Pmsl
Anyway Robert you keep up the good work and ermmm Jill and I will keep up
The good work too of course
Taking bookings now so get your names down now
We know who will be having the last laugh
Oh and the lovely leggz ain't here to defend herself but shes still claiming to be the shy one who's easily led coffff coffff lol   |
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol.  Yeah her words no mine lol 
MissD and leggz are the two most shy and retiring women I .............splutter cough choke......know and I won't have a bad word said about either of them   "
Now I KNOW the world has gone mad when I see shy & the Devine Miss N in the same sentence!
Oh & I'm Straight!!! Pmsl. |
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol. Yeah her words no mine lol "
Aye but we and u know better shes a maddie lol x |
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"They aren't mad - just slightly playful from one to time
Now get booking them!!! I need my 15%!!! The vicar (randy tandem) is bloody high maintenance and won't do the service without payment or alcohol  "
Oh me & a man of god mentioned in the same sentence. Now I know the world is crazy.
However I'll gladly be the one to give ya both away for a bottle of Morgans Spice. |
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"was my idea so its my 20 percent dont be trying to undercut me by seeking 15 and i am praying for the recovery of hamish the lucky bastid ,,lol "
Wooooaahhh!!! Hold on a second!! It's 20% for you, 15% for me and the other 65% is up for negotiation 
Who said the ladies were getting any??? Pmsfl |
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"was my idea so its my 20 percent dont be trying to undercut me by seeking 15 and i am praying for the recovery of hamish the lucky bastid ,,lol
Wooooaahhh!!! Hold on a second!! It's 20% for you, 15% for me and the other 65% is up for negotiation
Who said the ladies were getting any??? Pmsfl "
I'm happy to relieve you if the rest. |
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"just been in negotiations with the pavillion theatre they are looking for a fran and anna the early years tribute band ,,,do you girls have any tartan skirts...so pmsl i couldnt resist xxxxx"
no but think i know another couple who would fit the bill prefectly will pm u lol |
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"i have decided to form an agency today to represent miss d and legzz they make the odd couple look even! or the golden girls look silver ,but for those in any doubt i saw them perform a captivating performance on a hamish and he is now in a care home trauma unit but you book them i get 20% agency fee and you get a free supply of brave pills and a towel coz you will piss yourself laughing or was that just my age? keep em smiling girls or my agency will be sunk lol xxx"
 this is hilarious but I aint got a clue who your on about  |
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol. "
Oiiiii Mrs or is that Mr, what till I get me hands on use 2 |
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