funniest message

By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Ok, as a single guy I'm not inundated with first contact messages. But, for those who are, what's the cleverest or funniest first message you've had?

By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

And he strikes again!!!!!! He killed his own thread!!!! Lmao.

By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

So I've had a couple of messages asking if I wanted to suck their cock - errrr NO!! Lol. Good old block button

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guy puts up a pic of his wife on a couples profile.

Then asks for cock pics the bigger the better.

I know his wife and turns out she had no clue this site existed. Or he was that way inclined.