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Treat me gently!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello Scotland!!!!!
my first time here; the room/forums, not the land  Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning nick. Nice to see you
You can be as naughty as you want just read the rules first so you don't get a forum ban lol
But join in and feel free to start some trouble lol   "
wot rules I never knew bout
Rules were are they  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello Scotland!!!!!
my first time here; the room/forums, not the land Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
Nick "
Ah, we meet again naughty Nick....have fun  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've read the rules now ..... I have to be a good boy and follow them, I never even park in the wrong place ........ but there is scope to be a little nawty in here!
Talking about things like that guys, is it me or do the ladies that frequent here seem have a bit of a reputation ....... for cakes, coffee and coyness? Then again I think I can scrub one of those out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've read the rules now ..... I have to be a good boy and follow them, I never even park in the wrong place ........ but there is scope to be a little nawty in here!
Talking about things like that guys, is it me or do the ladies that frequent here seem have a bit of a reputation ....... for cakes, coffee and coyness? Then again I think I can scrub one of those out "
yeah I think you no which one |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome. I don't eat cake and only join in on the serious subject. Can you drive an ambulance?
She's fibbing, she doesn't require an ambulance, just an A&E department  "
Ha ha, more like the whole hospital... |
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"I've read the rules now ..... I have to be a good boy and follow them, I never even park in the wrong place ........ but there is scope to be a little nawty in here!
Talking about things like that guys, is it me or do the ladies that frequent here seem have a bit of a reputation ....... for cakes, coffee and coyness? Then again I think I can scrub one of those out "
cakes coffee and coyness nope...dirty fun chats n sex hell yeah  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I've read the rules now ..... I have to be a good boy and follow them, I never even park in the wrong place ........ but there is scope to be a little nawty in here!
Talking about things like that guys, is it me or do the ladies that frequent here seem have a bit of a reputation ....... for cakes, coffee and coyness? Then again I think I can scrub one of those out cakes coffee and coyness nope...dirty fun chats n sex hell yeah "
Wooooooooohooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello Scotland!!!!!
my first time here; the room/forums, not the land Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
Nick "
Welcome Nick.
Who is making the tea & cracking open the chocky biscuits? I'm really the quiet one Nick. I don't have a lot to say about myself. Lol! |
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"Hello Scotland!!!!!
my first time here; the room/forums, not the land Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
Nick
Welcome Nick.
Who is making the tea & cracking open the chocky biscuits? I'm really the quiet one Nick. I don't have a lot to say about myself. Lol!"
Gags this guy and sits him in the corner lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome Nick.
Who is making the tea & cracking open the chocky biscuits? I'm really the quiet one Nick. I don't have a lot to say about myself. Lol!Gags this guy and sits him in the corner lol "
Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. |
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"Welcome Nick.
Who is making the tea & cracking open the chocky biscuits? I'm really the quiet one Nick. I don't have a lot to say about myself. Lol!Gags this guy and sits him in the corner lol
Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. "
lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse "
Leave my ass alone Miss N if ya know what's good for you. Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse
Leave my ass alone Miss N if ya know what's good for you. Lol!Mmmmmmmmi luv it when u speak to me in that tone lol "
You just love me. End of. |
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"Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse
Leave my ass alone Miss N if ya know what's good for you. Lol!Mmmmmmmmi luv it when u speak to me in that tone lol
You just love me. End of."
shhhhh Andy doesnt know that please dont tell him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry nick. (Slips dad hat on) you 4 behave!!! Or else nick won't want to come back!!!! (Slips perv hat back on and strolls off whistling) "
Awww Da we were being NICE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we really skiving?? That's bad lol very very naughty indeed! Xx
But hey, naughty is good lol so somebody stop meeee xx"
Nope, I'm at home unwell. Tomorrow I'm skivving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we really skiving?? That's bad lol very very naughty indeed! Xx
But hey, naughty is good lol so somebody stop meeee xx
Nope, I'm at home unwell. Tomorrow I'm skivving."
Sorry to hear your not well... Best wishes hope you get better soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we really skiving?? That's bad lol very very naughty indeed! Xx
But hey, naughty is good lol so somebody stop meeee xx
Nope, I'm at home unwell. Tomorrow I'm skivving.
Sorry to hear your not well... Best wishes hope you get better soon"
Aww ta dude. See Miss N another one that is concerned for my well being. (Yes, I am goin to the Doc at 5 so stop nagging me Ma & Da!) |
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"Are we really skiving?? That's bad lol very very naughty indeed! Xx
But hey, naughty is good lol so somebody stop meeee xx
Nope, I'm at home unwell. Tomorrow I'm skivving.
Sorry to hear your not well... Best wishes hope you get better soon
Aww ta dude. See Miss N another one that is concerned for my well being. (Yes, I am goin to the Doc at 5 so stop nagging me Ma & Da!)"
im coming to hold your ermmmm ermmmmm hand ....and i hope you've changed ur underwear and washed behind ur ears young lad lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never perve  
Really!? Have they started calling it something else :-/ im an Admirer "
An admirer that's cool, love it lol from today onwards ill be one too xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im coming to hold your ermmmm ermmmmm hand ....and i hope you've changed ur underwear and washed behind ur ears young lad lol "
Yes I have (on both counts). |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"im coming to hold your ermmmm ermmmmm hand ....and i hope you've changed ur underwear and washed behind ur ears young lad lol
Yes I have (on both counts)."
I may be you da but I'm not holding that son!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im coming to hold your ermmmm ermmmmm hand ....and i hope you've changed ur underwear and washed behind ur ears young lad lol
Yes I have (on both counts).
I may be you da but I'm not holding that son!! "
Manners to wait till yer asked Furry. Lmao! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Look at that, off you go do a bit of shopping, mooch around the shops and whilst your backs turned ........ wham bam talking about you like your just out of the abattoir!! 
I'd love to say I'm a mature, bit of hung English beef ....... think the hung bit would be stretching it though
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Look at that, off you go do a bit of shopping, mooch around the shops and whilst your backs turned ........ wham bam talking about you like your just out of the abattoir!!
I'd love to say I'm a mature, bit of hung English beef ....... think the hung bit would be stretching it though
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Welcome home Nick. We amused ourselves while ya were off shopping. Did ya get milk while ya were out? Oh & we might be out of biscuits too. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the kettle on. I'll be back after my Doctor visit. Miss N shall I get more cakes?
Don't be late!!!!!!! (Let me know how you get on) "
Ok donuts & cakes. I'm going, I'm going. Let me go get ready!!!! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Put the kettle on. I'll be back after my Doctor visit. Miss N shall I get more cakes?
Don't be late!!!!!!! (Let me know how you get on)
Ok donuts & cakes. I'm going, I'm going. Let me go get ready!!!!"
JUST LOG OFF!!!! |
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"Hello Scotland!!!!!
my first time here; the room/forums, not the land Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
Nick "
Fairly new to the forums myself mate, but no-one has bitten me yet, so they can't be ALL bad LOL! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nick
Fairly new to the forums myself mate, but no-one has bitten me yet, so they can't be ALL bad LOL!"
Scotty, you've been here over a week & not so much as put the kettle on. You're practically part of the soft furnishings now. |
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mao. We say the same in this house but not about biscuits! Pmsl.