ok a wee tour roon the art galleries then a nip into poundland 3 cans of bru for a quid , some crisps, chocolate. thats 3 qiud gone then transport museum then into mcdonalds for a savers beef burger a coffee or a hot chocolate that leaves two qiud left to pay yer bus fare home ,,lol xxxxx |
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£10 will buy a fair amount of raw ingredients, so I'd nip down to telcos, get some mozzarella to tear, have all the rest of pizza-making ingredients in the house, and I can whip up a nice cake from what I've got in the cupboard apart from some fresh cream so just need a couple of bottles of wine and the double-cream, so voila, home cooked pizza with italian salami and chorizzo, cake with freshly-whipped cream and fresh raspberries, and if that doesn't charm your knickers off, a couple of bottles of wine usually does the trick...
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By *ndykayMan
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"£10 will buy a fair amount of raw ingredients, so I'd nip down to telcos, get some mozzarella to tear, have all the rest of pizza-making ingredients in the house, and I can whip up a nice cake from what I've got in the cupboard apart from some fresh cream so just need a couple of bottles of wine and the double-cream, so voila, home cooked pizza with italian salami and chorizzo, cake with freshly-whipped cream and fresh raspberries, and if that doesn't charm your knickers off, a couple of bottles of wine usually does the trick...
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No offence Wendy, but I want the pizza and cake!!!!!!!    |
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"£10 will buy a fair amount of raw ingredients, so I'd nip down to telcos, get some mozzarella to tear, have all the rest of pizza-making ingredients in the house, and I can whip up a nice cake from what I've got in the cupboard apart from some fresh cream so just need a couple of bottles of wine and the double-cream, so voila, home cooked pizza with italian salami and chorizzo, cake with freshly-whipped cream and fresh raspberries, and if that doesn't charm your knickers off, a couple of bottles of wine usually does the trick...
No offence Wendy, but I want the pizza and cake!!!!!!! "
Oi person above 10 pound date hello Andy
Am waiting
Proabally Pocket the 10 miserable Sod
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer "
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami  . I'd rather share with you and picti |
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami . I'd rather share with you and picti "
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By *mumaWoman
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami . I'd rather share with you and picti "
beat it, I'm a greedy feck and need feeding up. Its my pizza and my loving...  |
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami . I'd rather share with you and picti
Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date"
LLF... Jack says "Hi"  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami . I'd rather share with you and picti
Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date
LLF... Jack says "Hi" "
Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy???  |
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami . I'd rather share with you and picti
beat it, I'm a greedy feck and need feeding up. Its my pizza and my loving... "
How about if I bring garlic bread AND dessert?? Can I have a slice then?? |
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami . I'd rather share with you and picti
Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date
LLF... Jack says "Hi"
Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy??? "
A cosy nite in with an M n meal for 2 and a bottle of vino xxx  |
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami . I'd rather share with you and picti
Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date
LLF... Jack says "Hi"
Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy??? A cosy nite in with an M n meal for 2 and a bottle of vino xxx "
Just an M?? What about an A?? Lol xx |
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami . I'd rather share with you and picti
Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date
LLF... Jack says "Hi"
Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy??? A cosy nite in with an M n meal for 2 and a bottle of vino xxx "
oppps should read M n S meal lol |
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By *ndykayMan
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"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...
woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer
Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami . I'd rather share with you and picti
Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date
LLF... Jack says "Hi"
Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy??? A cosy nite in with an M n meal for 2 and a bottle of vino xxx oppps should read M n S meal lol "
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By *ndykayMan
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"Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread?????? 20 snout bottle buckfast easy
Lol
buckie??? Boak... "
A tenner is no where near enough lol. That wouldn't even cover a decent couple of bottles of wine lol. Or flowers. (I could nick some out of someone's garden........hmmmm) |
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"Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread?????? 20 snout bottle buckfast easy
Lol
buckie??? Boak...
A tenner is no where near enough lol. That wouldn't even cover a decent couple of bottles of wine lol. Or flowers. (I could nick some out of someone's garden........hmmmm) "
But if people joined forces then what an evening!!! |
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"I'd buy ingredients and make up a basket then head to the beach for a moonlight picnic and some outdoor loving
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That's good, then the other person's tenner can be used to get you both to hospital with pneumonia...
Outdoors fun is all well and good in summer (apart frae the midges), but in March? You oota ya box? |
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"I'd buy ingredients and make up a basket then head to the beach for a moonlight picnic and some outdoor loving
That's good, then the other person's tenner can be used to get you both to hospital with pneumonia...
Outdoors fun is all well and good in summer (apart frae the midges), but in March? You oota ya box? "
Nobody said it had to be in March!!
And is that a no then? |
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M&S meal.
Can buy the ingredients and cook the damn thing for less.
Could go into supermarket and buy ingredients for sauce.
Friday night I invite lady round for dinner. Lasagne and GLASS of wine
Saturday evening invite another lady round. Still got enough sauce for Spag Bol, or re-heat what's left of the Lasagne (I always cook to much) and the remainder of the wine.........I don't drink.
Two dates and I guarantee I still have enough change for a bag of chips and a bottle of Bru |
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"I'd buy ingredients and make up a basket then head to the beach for a moonlight picnic and some outdoor loving
That's good, then the other person's tenner can be used to get you both to hospital with pneumonia...
Outdoors fun is all well and good in summer (apart frae the midges), but in March? You oota ya box?
Nobody said it had to be in March!!
And is that a no then? "
For you? No. Anytime and anywhere as long as we don't get arrested. |
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"I'd buy ingredients and make up a basket then head to the beach for a moonlight picnic and some outdoor loving
That's good, then the other person's tenner can be used to get you both to hospital with pneumonia...
Outdoors fun is all well and good in summer (apart frae the midges), but in March? You oota ya box?
Nobody said it had to be in March!!
And is that a no then?
For you? No. Anytime and anywhere as long as we don't get arrested. "
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£10 of petrol in the tank and get lady friend on back of bike. Enough fuel to get to the coast for a walk along the beach then home again.
Possibly enough left for a bag of chips!!
Who says I don't know how to give a lady a good time? |
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