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over a year ago
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Driving around the Campsie Hills one evening with my mate and two ladies. Quiet shagging session and then in the car for the journey back down.
So we swapped partners as you do. So I'm driving with a young lady lying across the front with my cock back her throat and my mate is in the back deep inside her friend.
Suddenly a sheep appears on the road and I swerved to avoid mounting an embankment and hitting a dyke.
Teeth marks on my dick and a visit to A&E. mate wasn't so lucky he broke his pelvis.
Funny but was him trying to explain to his wife |
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over a year ago
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Still had stitches in from appendix op. Was banging away suddenly felt awful wet looked down to see both if US drenched in blood. I panicked thought my stitched had gone
But no I had just burst ma banjo string
Lol  |
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One of my ex's was nibbling on my nipple while we were enjoying a secret liaison is the back of his car when the police thought it would be funny to drive up in the dark then flash their blues and sirens.
He got a fright and bit my nipple half off. I was a little bit miffed with the officers in question... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wouldnt say an injury as such bt was having sex in a sunbed and once I had came we just lay there bt what I didnt realise was that my cock was burning very uncomfortable for a few days after |
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Whiplash!
She was laying on bed, legs splayed. So i decided to dive on, (as you do). She crapped it when she saw me coming, (not literally), rolled to the side, and i ended up battering my skull on the headboard. Woke up in A and E!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was having some rough sex with an ex on the carpet when I pulled out too far and tried ramming it back in, but my wee man shot between her arse and the carpet and I got a carpet burn from tip to ballsack. Was in agony for days after.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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the worst one was when i was younger no place to go and thought what the hell went between two garages and had a great fuck only to wake up the next morning to find my knees all cut and there must have been battery acid or something cause my knees where burnt as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not me buy I know this one and it wasn't quit sexual. Young
Marine in the Falklands, absolutely freezing and he is bursting for a piss but is on guard duty. Nips between two Galvy bins and takes his leak.
Goes to shake his wee man when wallop it sticks to one of the bins.
It took a helicopter flight with him an the bin to warmer climes to thaw the fucker off
TRUE STORY |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still had stitches in from appendix op. Was banging away suddenly felt awful wet looked down to see both if US drenched in blood. I panicked thought my stitched had gone
But no I had just burst ma banjo string
Lol "
Been there brother!
I feel your pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nettle stings on my tadger while having outside fun as a teenager. It does not bring back happy memories and try explaining why your always scratching to a noisy mother |
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