"We’re looking for a couple of heavy cummers to wank their loads over sheila so we can get some pictures of her covered in cum..Easier getting hens teeth."
Thought this was an odd request, but after thinking about it, it’s probably no different to some guys wanting to meet with the larger ladies.
What kind of weight are you looking for? Because some will think 12 stone is heavy, but for others it might need to be over 17 stone.
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"We’re looking for a couple of heavy cummers to wank their loads over sheila so we can get some pictures of her covered in cum..Easier getting hens teeth.
Thought this was an odd request, but after thinking about it, it’s probably no different to some guys wanting to meet with the larger ladies.
What kind of weight are you looking for? Because some will think 12 stone is heavy, but for others it might need to be over 17 stone.
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I remember being threatened once by a lad who said he would bring his heavies to my door.
Jesus H Christ, was this what they had planned for me?! |
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"We’re looking for a couple of heavy cummers to wank their loads over sheila so we can get some pictures of her covered in cum..Easier getting hens teeth.
Thought this was an odd request, but after thinking about it, it’s probably no different to some guys wanting to meet with the larger ladies.
What kind of weight are you looking for? Because some will think 12 stone is heavy, but for others it might need to be over 17 stone.
I remember being threatened once by a lad who said he would bring his heavies to my door.
Jesus H Christ, was this what they had planned for me?!"
Thinking you had a lucky escape there! |
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"Nothing better than the wifes tits being covered in cum"
Dunno about that.
A full box of Lindt chocolates (red ones) to myself on Xmas Eve had me creaming ma knickers more than Tom Hardy in the scud. |
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"I can do this for you. I’m based in Glasgow but can travel if required. Feel free to get in touch.
Book two seats on the train to accommodate that bawsack before it's emptied."
 I’ll need to! By the time I get there I’ll probably need a table to sit them on! |
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"I can do this for you. I’m based in Glasgow but can travel if required. Feel free to get in touch.
Book two seats on the train to accommodate that bawsack before it's emptied.
I’ll need to! By the time I get there I’ll probably need a table to sit them on!"
Just like the Viz character who carried his around in a wheelbarrow.  |
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"Hi...
I'm an average cummer I suppose... But would love to be considered... I'm within easy travelling distance! "
Now I'm curious what an average cum is. |
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"Hi...
I'm an average cummer I suppose... But would love to be considered... I'm within easy travelling distance!
Now I'm curious what an average cum is. "
2 teaspoons |
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"Hi...
I'm an average cummer I suppose... But would love to be considered... I'm within easy travelling distance!
Now I'm curious what an average cum is. "
Not too little.... Not too much
Also probably a lot depends on if the chap has 'stored' some up for a while... LOL
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"Hi...
I'm an average cummer I suppose... But would love to be considered... I'm within easy travelling distance!
Now I'm curious what an average cum is.
A soup ladle in these parts."
Haahah, fuckin hell they trying to drown us? |
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"Hi...
I'm an average cummer I suppose... But would love to be considered... I'm within easy travelling distance!
Now I'm curious what an average cum is.
2 teaspoons "
Disappointing  haha |
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