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By (user no longer on site) OP    48 weeks ago

Mine is when people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete

What are yours?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

The stabby gossiping

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Mine is when people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete

What are yours?"

Your to intelligent buddy I couldn’t tell you the difference between these

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic. "

You mean it annoys you when folk don't send one in the first message?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

You mean it annoys you when folk don't send one in the first message?"

No when someone insists on a face pic when you first message them.

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

You mean it annoys you when folk don't send one in the first message?

No when someone insists on a face pic when you first message them. "

Got you.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

You mean it annoys you when folk don't send one in the first message?

No when someone insists on a face pic when you first message them.

Got you. "

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By *ueen CatWoman 48 weeks ago

fife


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic. "

If you don't have a problem sending it then why is it a problem?lol

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

If you don't have a problem sending it then why is it a problem?lol

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It's the other folk who have the problem when they clock his coupon.

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By *ueen CatWoman 48 weeks ago

fife

Mine is people not reading profiles before messaging, it's not rocket science

I'm not here for pen pals and want an attraction

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By *andN2Couple 48 weeks ago

Glasgow

Our pet hates is…

1. demanding profiles, like the ones that demand a face pics be attached to first message or they won’t open it.

2. overly negative profiles, like the ones with a list of everything they don’t want.

Each to their own and all that. But yeah that’s our pet hates, as we personally feel it comes across as a bit arrogant.

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By *ustyWoman 48 weeks ago

inverclyde

Rude people.....If I get a message and think em no thanks I will be polite and say sorry but not interested, ghosting and in general people who can't be nice...manners cost nothing

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By *ueen CatWoman 48 weeks ago

fife


"Our pet hates is…

1. demanding profiles, like the ones that demand a face pics be attached to first message or they won’t open it.

2. overly negative profiles, like the ones with a list of everything they don’t want.

Each to their own and all that. But yeah that’s our pet hates, as we personally feel it comes across as a bit arrogant. "

Yep each to their own for sure.

In this scene you have to know what you want or don't want in my opinion.

That's why it's a good idea to show some verifications as shows you that the people might not be as arrogant as they seem

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By *ueen CatWoman 48 weeks ago

fife


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

If you don't have a problem sending it then why is it a problem?lol

It's the other folk who have the problem when they clock his coupon. "

Awww nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

The messages where they say “ I think we have a few things in comman and we would get on . Looking forward to hearing from you and arrange something “ . It’s too assuming lol . Don’t even know ya . It’s normally guys .

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk

The only thing that really gets me is negativity and people taking this place too seriously.

Folk plotting the downfall of others and being so petty. You should have left that pish behind in high school

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

If you don't have a problem sending it then why is it a problem?lol

It's the other folk who have the problem when they clock his coupon. "

Your so right

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

If you don't have a problem sending it then why is it a problem?lol

It's the other folk who have the problem when they clock his coupon.

Your so right "

I heard one woman went back to the hospital and asked them to put her cataracts back in. Couldnae cope with seeing you again.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

If you don't have a problem sending it then why is it a problem?lol

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I think it’s probably because you do this and still don’t get a reply, I just don’t like doing it weird I know

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By *obert_1Man 48 weeks ago

somewhere

Cryptic and pointless status updates, this ain’t Facebook.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 48 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The stabby gossiping "
very much this ^

And the personal vendettas that go on for years .

My motto is beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from drama

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic.

If you don't have a problem sending it then why is it a problem?lol

It's the other folk who have the problem when they clock his coupon.

Your so right

I heard one woman went back to the hospital and asked them to put her cataracts back in. Couldnae cope with seeing you again. "

Feck you

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"The only thing that really gets me is negativity and people taking this place too seriously.

Folk plotting the downfall of others and being so petty. You should have left that pish behind in high school"

This!

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"The stabby gossiping very much this ^

And the personal vendettas that go on for years .

My motto is beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from drama "

Love that motto!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 48 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The stabby gossiping very much this ^

And the personal vendettas that go on for years .

My motto is beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from drama

Love that motto! "

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By *omcupCouple 48 weeks ago

Alexandria

Repeated messages saying "I know you're not looking for........." Yeah you're correct we are not looking but your one line of grammatical errors has convinced us otherwise

That and photos with an absolute mess in the background, if you can't keep your house clean then what else is dirty

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Repeated messages saying "I know you're not looking for........." Yeah you're correct we are not looking but your one line of grammatical errors has convinced us otherwise

That and photos with an absolute mess in the background, if you can't keep your house clean then what else is dirty "

Iz will gaves you two a miss if I’m going to massage use from my den

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By *loydyMan 48 weeks ago

British

People who read a message and don't have the courtesy to reply manners on here are atrocious merry Xmas everyone

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By *loydyMan 48 weeks ago

British

People who read a message and don't have the courtesy to reply manners on here are atrocious merry Xmas everyone

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 48 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"People who read a message and don't have the courtesy to reply manners on here are atrocious merry Xmas everyone "
A no reply is a not interested why do you need someone type that out for you !?

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By *lbie6Man 48 weeks ago

glasgow

People who chat to you then disappear

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 48 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Pet Hates,wee ting toy dogs, and sphynx cats- is it even a cat if it has no fur?!

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By *ergus1000Man 48 weeks ago

Greenock

Horrible, bitchy, jealous women, you know who you are.

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By *ergus1000Man 48 weeks ago

Greenock

Auld things that look like Yoda using filters, ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Auld things that look like Yoda using filters, ridiculous. "

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By *assy LassieWoman 48 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Guys who drool over you in messages til you say naw. Then it's toys oot the pram and it's the women who are bitter.

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk


"People who read a message and don't have the courtesy to reply manners on here are atrocious merry Xmas everyone "

Did you post that comment twice cause no one replied to the first one?

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By *loise5TV/TS 48 weeks ago

Glasgow-ish


"Our pet hates is…

1. demanding profiles, like the ones that demand a face pics be attached to first message or they won’t open it.

2. overly negative profiles, like the ones with a list of everything they don’t want.

Each to their own and all that. But yeah that’s our pet hates, as we personally feel it comes across as a bit arrogant. "

...lol...that just sounds like my profile, but to be fair, it cuts down the timewasters and fantasists.

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By *ola cubesMan 48 weeks ago

coatbridge

Folks over inflated perception of themselves

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk


"Folks over inflated perception of themselves "

Aye...there are a fair few "Do You Know Who I Am?" types.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Folks over inflated perception of themselves

Aye...there are a fair few "Do You Know Who I Am?" types.

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If any of them are Tom Hardy can someone let me know.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Folks over inflated perception of themselves

Aye...there are a fair few "Do You Know Who I Am?" types.

If any of them are Tom Hardy can someone let me know. "

Tom has a big following for sure.

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk


"Folks over inflated perception of themselves

Aye...there are a fair few "Do You Know Who I Am?" types.

If any of them are Tom Hardy can someone let me know. "

He'd be as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike by the time I'd finished with him

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Folks over inflated perception of themselves

Aye...there are a fair few "Do You Know Who I Am?" types.

If any of them are Tom Hardy can someone let me know.

He'd be as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike by the time I'd finished with him "

Lmao you have got some good patter

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By *lba The ScotMan 48 weeks ago

Midlothian

It's "You"re" and "Too" FFS!

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Folks over inflated perception of themselves

Aye...there are a fair few "Do You Know Who I Am?" types.

If any of them are Tom Hardy can someone let me know.

He'd be as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike by the time I'd finished with him "

Can I have him first then!

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"It's "You"re" and "Too" FFS!"

I’m more interested in pussy than grammar cupcake.

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk

"Handymen" offering to do odd jobs around the house in the desperate hope of a quick wank.

If you've been on here 5yrs and not managed to get within sniffing distance of a fanny, why the fuck would I trust you with the electrics in my house?

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk


"Folks over inflated perception of themselves

Aye...there are a fair few "Do You Know Who I Am?" types.

If any of them are Tom Hardy can someone let me know.

He'd be as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike by the time I'd finished with him

Can I have him first then! "

You can be my fluffer baby

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By *lam granWoman 48 weeks ago

falkirk


"It's "You"re" and "Too" FFS!"

You do realise that folk could pen an opening message that would put Shakespeare to shame and still be utter fuds?

Whilst spelling & grammar can be an indication of how much effort someone puts into their messages, some folk genuinely struggle with this shit. Unless it's obvious text speak and just lazy chat, I overlook the other stuff.

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By *allndarkMan 47 weeks ago

Dalbeattie

Being the age of 51 as everyone’s cut off point appears to be 50. I keep myself fit and I’m sure don’t look too bad lol

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By *ohn8210tCouple 47 weeks ago

Warwick

Spelling! We’ve heard this following saying.

When you know you’re shit or you know your shit!

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Our pet hates is…

1. demanding profiles, like the ones that demand a face pics be attached to first message or they won’t open it.

2. overly negative profiles, like the ones with a list of everything they don’t want.

Each to their own and all that. But yeah that’s our pet hates, as we personally feel it comes across as a bit arrogant. "

I find it easier to say what i dont want not that many people actually take any notice , i just see it a prefrences ,I dont see it at arrogance and it saves time and energy when looking gives ye somewhat an idea if you are compatible, instead of being multiple messages deep and realising someone really isnt for me and vice versa .

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By *oberto7Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock

The ones who think they are royalty on here! Because they have loads of meets & verifications, Treat you like shit....

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"The ones who think they are royalty on here! Because they have loads of meets & verifications, Treat you like shit...."

Verifications can just mean that someone has attended a social and has gone around with a cheesy perma-grin, saying the right things and leaving overly nice veris in the hope that they get a ton back. They can then hope to move up the tiers of Fabdom.

In truth though, most of the people you probably refer to have been here for some time and are all mates in their local ish area attending clubs together.

It's like Article 5 of the NATO Charter. An attack on one of them (or an unfavourable comment) and the rest will defend.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"The ones who think they are royalty on here! Because they have loads of meets & verifications, Treat you like shit....

Verifications can just mean that someone has attended a social and has gone around with a cheesy perma-grin, saying the right things and leaving overly nice veris in the hope that they get a ton back. They can then hope to move up the tiers of Fabdom.

In truth though, most of the people you probably refer to have been here for some time and are all mates in their local ish area attending clubs together.

It's like Article 5 of the NATO Charter. An attack on one of them (or an unfavourable comment) and the rest will defend. "

My personal grievance...sycophants, white knights and people that get offended so easily. Generally on someone else's behalf (mmmm see white knight comment I guess).

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By *ermite12ukMan 47 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Giraffes:

Trying to make a giraffe flap for one of those feckers, is a nightmare. Jus sayin.

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By *ergus1000Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock

Ridiculous attention seeking status updates, no cunt cares.

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By *ustaman85Man 47 weeks ago

here and there

people that demand pics on profile or sent via DM but have no pics themselves

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"The ones who think they are royalty on here! Because they have loads of meets & verifications, Treat you like shit...."

Best to have options, go on other sites, you will have more options and you can at least see a face.

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By *oberto7Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock

The ladies who say no dick pics! While flashing their Gash lol

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By *ellinever70Woman 47 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"The ladies who say no dick pics! While flashing their Gash lol"

Do the ladies who say this generally have their fanny visible?

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By *rdadjokesMan 47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Folks that put up a status going into pure rant mode about the amount of messages they have received and they only have x amount of time in a day!

Well hello there try using some filters.

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By *oomsOnFireCouple 47 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"If any of them are Tom Hardy can someone let me know. "

I’d also appreciate a heads up Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"If any of them are Tom Hardy can someone let me know.

I’d also appreciate a heads up Mrs x"

My real names Tom and I’m sure you could get me hardy

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By *oberto7Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock

Yes they do....like a hippos yawn

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By *assy LassieWoman 47 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Our pet hates is…

1. demanding profiles, like the ones that demand a face pics be attached to first message or they won’t open it.

2. overly negative profiles, like the ones with a list of everything they don’t want.

Each to their own and all that. But yeah that’s our pet hates, as we personally feel it comes across as a bit arrogant.

I find it easier to say what i dont want not that many people actually take any notice , i just see it a prefrences ,I dont see it at arrogance and it saves time and energy when looking gives ye somewhat an idea if you are compatible, instead of being multiple messages deep and realising someone really isnt for me and vice versa .

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Agreed. My not list is way shorter and can't be manipulated to wank fodder in messages.

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By *assy LassieWoman 47 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Yes they do....like a hippos yawn"

You don't seem to like much about the site

Makes me wonder why you stick around surrounded by arseholes

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By *herriesandcreamCouple 47 weeks ago

Dundee

My pet hates are aggressive profiles that you read and just think..wow..calm down!!

And statuses such as will reply to all messages later busy right now!! Do we think people are sat at home watching for their reply.

That's just me though.

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By *isge BeathaWoman 47 weeks ago

Here, There and Everywhere

People who lie about their relationship status or say their other half knows but actually doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"People who lie about their relationship status or say their other half knows but actually doesn't. "

I’m sure most people lie about their status and it’s pretty hard I suppose to find out otherwise.

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By *agnar73Man 47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"People who lie about their relationship status or say their other half knows but actually doesn't. "

Fair shout. But how to know?

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

People who say curvy but their built like a fridge

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Folks over inflated perception of themselves

Aye...there are a fair few "Do You Know Who I Am?" types.

If any of them are Tom Hardy can someone let me know.

He'd be as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike by the time I'd finished with him

Can I have him first then!

You can be my fluffer baby "

Woohooo!

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

A couple of pet hates;

The ones who plead; 'please fab my pics'

ffs if someone wants to fab your pic, either they think your pic is hot or just to get your attention they will, you don't need to sound desperate for a fab.

The amount of spammers and fake profiles; I just don't get it, be honest, clear what you want and you'll find someone for what you desire, unless its just to mess people about.

Fab is what you make it right enough

Merry Xmas everyone and have a fantastic time

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By *eamworkboyMan 47 weeks ago

Irvine

Fakes ffs they drive me mad

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By *hat girl next doorWoman 47 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Our pet hates is…

1. demanding profiles, like the ones that demand a face pics be attached to first message or they won’t open it.

2. overly negative profiles, like the ones with a list of everything they don’t want.

Each to their own and all that. But yeah that’s our pet hates, as we personally feel it comes across as a bit arrogant.

...lol...that just sounds like my profile, but to be fair, it cuts down the timewasters and fantasists."

Mine too. Its grown arms & legs since I first started but 100% necessary. If someone can’t take the time to read my bio then they probably aren’t for me anyway

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By *hat girl next doorWoman 47 weeks ago

Glasgow

Single males pretending to be a couple.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Single males pretending to be a couple. "

That doesn’t happen come on

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By *eebzMan 47 weeks ago

Falkirk


"Single males pretending to be a couple. "

This is the one for me,I’ve been baited so many times,thinking I’m talking to a lovely couple then it just turns out to be a guy wanting pics n vids.

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By *oberto7Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock

Arsehole's & the rest ! The one's on the register

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk


"People who say curvy but their built like a fridge "

Guy's who say they're handsome but they look like they set fire to their coupon and put it out with a golf shoe

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By *eamworkboyMan 47 weeks ago

Irvine


"People who say curvy but their built like a fridge

Guy's who say they're handsome but they look like they set fire to their coupon and put it out with a golf shoe "

very descriptive

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By *irky_coupleCouple 47 weeks ago

kirky

Guys who put "treat with respect" on a veri. Well Duh!

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple 47 weeks ago

Glasgow

The vicious circle of verifications people won't meet unless your verified but to et verified you need to meet

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"The vicious circle of verifications people won't meet unless your verified but to et verified you need to meet "

Reading your profile most descent folk could read between the lines and not even bother with a verification and ask for a social. Yes I know these people need verification but do you really want to meet these demanding people I wouldn’t.

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By *urd no1Woman 47 weeks ago

Glasgow

The im a professional man who’s newly qualified as a masseuse

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Guys who`s profile says straight then they want to meet a bi males there bi males.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

"Hi, nice profile"

We wouldn't mind if their profile wasn't blank. A lot of people are not going to put the energy into a one liner if the profile is blank.

We also try to reply to all messages from people that have put a bit of effort in, even if it's to politely say no not for us. Get annoyed when they then still keep asking for meets, engage in more conversation or turn nasty.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"The im a professional man who’s newly qualified as a masseuse "

Did someone not post about being a body rubber recently I have actually met a woman who does masseuse and does extras, I didn’t know she done this until I got to her house. She had a fascination for guys with large tackle. I never got a invite back to her place again

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


""Hi, nice profile"

We wouldn't mind if their profile wasn't blank. A lot of people are not going to put the energy into a one liner if the profile is blank.

We also try to reply to all messages from people that have put a bit of effort in, even if it's to politely say no not for us. Get annoyed when they then still keep asking for meets, engage in more conversation or turn nasty. "

Was my profile that bad

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"People who say curvy but their built like a fridge

Guy's who say they're handsome but they look like they set fire to their coupon and put it out with a golf shoe "

No man should ever say they're handsome

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Chancers who demand for face pics with new message requests but have no pics and refuse to send a pic back... Grinds my gears so much

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By *assy LassieWoman 47 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Chancers who demand for face pics with new message requests but have no pics and refuse to send a pic back... Grinds my gears so much "

Easily solved. Don't message them

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

You don't know that they won't send pics until after the fact though

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple 47 weeks ago

North fife

Pet hates about profiles, text speak profiles. Profiles with not even a crumb of information about themselves or even a close up of a knee cap to go on.

Pictures on profiles with interesting back drops, like the bathroom or toys. Even single guys with a back drop of female decoration of processions behind them... Inspector gadget here by the way

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk


"You don't know that they won't send pics until after the fact though "

If they refuse to send a face pic after seeing yours I'd wager it's your coupon that's the issue.

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk


"People who say curvy but their built like a fridge

Guy's who say they're handsome but they look like they set fire to their coupon and put it out with a golf shoe

No man should ever say they're handsome "

It's usually the same ones who say they're "a good laugh" but have you contemplating sawing your leg off as a more entertaining option a few messages in.

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By *uietbloke67Man 47 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

People on Fab moaning about Fab...the exit is first on your left.

And

I aye...socks on in pictures or video with nowt else on. Never ever have sex with socks on, it's wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"People on Fab moaning about Fab...the exit is first on your left.

And

I aye...socks on in pictures or video with nowt else on. Never ever have sex with socks on, it's wrong."

Well if you go to someone’s house and they don’t turn heating on socks are a must, I even wore a wee beanie hat recently during sex.

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk


"People on Fab moaning about Fab...the exit is first on your left.

And

I aye...socks on in pictures or video with nowt else on. Never ever have sex with socks on, it's wrong."

It's not the socks themselves that are the issue but what they're hiding. If folk can quite happily be bollock naked but insist on keeping the socks on it makes me think you're trying to disguise two massive, verruca riddled Hobbit feet.

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By *uietbloke67Man 47 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"People on Fab moaning about Fab...the exit is first on your left.

And

I aye...socks on in pictures or video with nowt else on. Never ever have sex with socks on, it's wrong.

Well if you go to someone’s house and they don’t turn heating on socks are a must, I even wore a wee beanie hat recently during sex. "

That's just wrong.

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk


"People on Fab moaning about Fab...the exit is first on your left.

And

I aye...socks on in pictures or video with nowt else on. Never ever have sex with socks on, it's wrong.

Well if you go to someone’s house and they don’t turn heating on socks are a must, I even wore a wee beanie hat recently during sex.

That's just wrong."

He didnae have the beanie hat on his schlong, numbnuts

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By *uietbloke67Man 47 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"People on Fab moaning about Fab...the exit is first on your left.

And

I aye...socks on in pictures or video with nowt else on. Never ever have sex with socks on, it's wrong.

Well if you go to someone’s house and they don’t turn heating on socks are a must, I even wore a wee beanie hat recently during sex.

That's just wrong.

He didnae have the beanie hat on his schlong, numbnuts "

Lol...I was always taught to remove your hat when indoors or in the company of a woman.

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk

Folk who hijack threads (looks in the mirror ).

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By *uietbloke67Man 47 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Folk who hijack threads (looks in the mirror )."

Watch it doesn't crack .....oowaaa

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk


"Folk who hijack threads (looks in the mirror ).

Watch it doesn't crack .....oowaaa"

Too late

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By *uietbloke67Man 47 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Folk who hijack threads (looks in the mirror ).

Watch it doesn't crack .....oowaaa

Too late "

Hehhehe x

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By *.WeePurpleDragon..Couple 47 weeks ago

East Lothian

People posting them selves as professional couple.. wtaf .. professional swingers or basically you have a job.

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By *uietbloke67Man 47 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"People posting them selves as professional couple.. wtaf .. professional swingers or basically you have a job. "

I'm a amateur

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"People posting them selves as professional couple.. wtaf .. professional swingers or basically you have a job. "

I would think it means they are good at shagging they might have a degree in this.

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk

Folk who attach the same 10 photos every time they message you.

You were ugly when you sent them the first time.

You're still ugly but older.

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk


"People posting them selves as professional couple.. wtaf .. professional swingers or basically you have a job.

I would think it means they are good at shagging they might have a degree in this. "

Dunno about degrees but encountered a few grade A wankers.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"People posting them selves as professional couple.. wtaf .. professional swingers or basically you have a job.

I would think it means they are good at shagging they might have a degree in this.

Dunno about degrees but encountered a few grade A wankers."

I have came across some strange ones but I’m sure they would say the same

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

1. Guys with Dic Pics as profile pic and about 20 other photos on public view thats the same dick from 20 diff angles. (Not meeting ur cock no matter what angle u take photo)

2. Guys who dont read profile (there can be important info, like no dick pics)

3. Females/Males on MF couples and only have their info on show but speak about other half in profile ? (Why not just complete profile, unless they dont know/exist)

4. Non supporters to site sending u same copy and paste message every week. (Mate make a private note - not interested)

Just a few of mine. X

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Being Ghosted or the old classic friends then blocked lol

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By *assy LassieWoman 47 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"People on Fab moaning about Fab...the exit is first on your left.

And

I aye...socks on in pictures or video with nowt else on. Never ever have sex with socks on, it's wrong."

Seemingly it's a fact if your feet are warm you orgasm easier....I'm keeping my socks and boots on

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By *oe dunneMan 47 weeks ago

Moodiesburn

It's always so obvious as well, can usually tell from the chat or general vibe in the messages

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By *uietbloke67Man 47 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"People on Fab moaning about Fab...the exit is first on your left.

And

I aye...socks on in pictures or video with nowt else on. Never ever have sex with socks on, it's wrong.

Seemingly it's a fact if your feet are warm you orgasm easier....I'm keeping my socks and boots on "

Socks with boots.. Aye that works, but noo just socks

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Pet hates about profiles, text speak profiles. Profiles with not even a crumb of information about themselves or even a close up of a knee cap to go on.

Pictures on profiles with interesting back drops, like the bathroom or toys. Even single guys with a back drop of female decoration of processions behind them... Inspector gadget here by the way "

Not much worse than the ones with no bedsheet on the mattress or the odd one that puts up a bathroom photo…..and there’s no toilet seat…

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By *agnar73Man 47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

Seemingly it's a fact if your feet are warm you orgasm easier....I'm keeping my socks and boots on "

Pity I can’t post gifs on here. It’d be the one where DiCaprio is biting his hand.

Oh man. Swoon.

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By *ergus1000Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock

Women recycling old pictures just to get in the top pics, just take new ones and leave your fate to the gods.

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By *easingTimMan 47 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

People advertising that they're looking for "a male/ female/ couple" for "a meet tonight" etc when in fact, they've absolutely no interest in meeting anyone. Their last veri being 4 years ago and that was only for coffee speaks volumes. Narcissistic time wasters

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By *ellinever70Woman 47 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"

People advertising that they're looking for "a male/ female/ couple" for "a meet tonight" etc when in fact, they've absolutely no interest in meeting anyone. Their last veri being 4 years ago and that was only for coffee speaks volumes. Narcissistic time wasters "

Why narcissistic?

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By *easingTimMan 47 weeks ago

Loughlinstown


"

People advertising that they're looking for "a male/ female/ couple" for "a meet tonight" etc when in fact, they've absolutely no interest in meeting anyone. Their last veri being 4 years ago and that was only for coffee speaks volumes. Narcissistic time wasters

Why narcissistic?"

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Because they are checking to see how many would be interested as attention is the currency of a narcissist is it not?

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By *alcon43Woman 47 weeks ago

Paisley

People looking for a meet then they aren’t online for hours!

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk

People.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Time-wasting bullshitters.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"People on Fab moaning about Fab...the exit is first on your left.

And

I aye...socks on in pictures or video with nowt else on. Never ever have sex with socks on, it's wrong.

Well if you go to someone’s house and they don’t turn heating on socks are a must, I even wore a wee beanie hat recently during sex.

That's just wrong.

He didnae have the beanie hat on his schlong, numbnuts

Lol...I was always taught to remove your hat when indoors or in the company of a woman.

"

If you have no hair it can get cold

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By *ilverGent1Man 47 weeks ago

Livingston

Smokers who pretend they don’t. You can’t hide it, so just be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Pics from 2006, then when you meet them they look like they've been found in a pyramid.

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By *parkle13Woman 47 weeks ago

Dundee

The cliques ,and people asking to stop over as there passing threw

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By *onesyf50Man 47 weeks ago

mid wales

Not showing up on meets with no explanation

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Smokers who pretend they don’t. You can’t hide it, so just be honest. "

Yep on this. Does my absolute tits in this one.

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By *lambelMan 47 weeks ago

belfast

Mine is females saying less of the cock pics on profiles but when you look at their profile it's full of tits and pussy lol

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By *itygamesMan 47 weeks ago

UK

couples that put a meet up for males, then when you read there profile the no single guys filter is on so you cant message them..

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Pets hates timewasters fakes bullshiters people block you for no reson

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman 47 weeks ago

Midlothian


"Smokers who pretend they don’t. You can’t hide it, so just be honest.

Yep on this. Does my absolute tits in this one.

"

Same. I've known a few folk to switch around their smoker status depending on who they've messaged. When I say no smokers, I mean it. There have been plenty of gorgeous, otherwise compatible people I've ignored for that sole reason, even though it's disappointing. I'm not gonna lecture anyone like their mam, but I'd like my choice to be respected.

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By *oberto7Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock

Sorry not my type! But have had 6 meets in 2 weeks lol

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

That doesn't count Roberto

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk


"Pets hates timewasters fakes bullshiters people block you for no reson "

There's always a reason for being blocked. Even if it's just that they're fickle.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Blank profiles with no photos demanding face pics in first message. Or no photos on the profile and saying " no face pic no chat".

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Ones that demand you meet the male first before having the privilege of meeting the female scandalous

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Blank profiles with no photos demanding face pics in first message. Or no photos on the profile and saying " no face pic no chat". "

I hate this, had 1 this morning from a blank profile asking if he could see my face.. no bother pal lol

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Time wasters

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By *BootyfulDayWoman 47 weeks ago


"Sorry not my type! But have had 6 meets in 2 weeks lol"

Those 6 folk could have been their type, still doesn’t change that the fact you’re not their type. They also could have been social veris. Just because someone’s met a lot of people doesn’t mean they have to open their legs to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Mine is when people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete

What are yours?"

Confusing honesty with being an imbecile. This one is unfortunately too common.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Judgemental folk,falls into many categories...

Kink shaming , folk telling others they don't belong on here i.e should be in a dating site, folk being labeled cliques because they've made good friends from here (burds of a feather flock together) , folk that assume your easy because you like sex (how dare we have standards and preferences, we should fall on our backs one mail deep and be grateful for the offer of being "ruined)

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Getting a wink then a friend request then a message you respond and they ghost you. Has happened with same couple 3 times now pretty strange, I would block but I don’t do this. I also hate getting called Hun

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple 47 weeks ago

carluke

One liners (or one worders) from blank profiles

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By *xybumWoman 47 weeks ago

East Kilbride


"Women recycling old pictures just to get in the top pics, just take new ones and leave your fate to the gods."

I’ve noticed this recently aswell, A certain couple of women in particular very attention seeking behaviours!

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By *parkle13Woman 47 weeks ago

Dundee


"Sorry not my type! But have had 6 meets in 2 weeks lol"

Doesn't mean anything its a person's right to decide who they want to sleep with.because you think you have what a person's looking for means nothing

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By *amierebelMan 47 weeks ago

nae danger.

The prostitution on here is something else be that selling there "content" or guys arranging meets for cash for there misses and damn wishlists

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"The prostitution on here is something else be that selling there "content" or guys arranging meets for cash for there misses and damn wishlists "

I recently see a girl put on her profile she was skint, I sent her a message saying plenty of jobs about. Then I was thinking surely she isn’t wanting money for favours. I would never pay for any sexual favours.

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By *amierebelMan 47 weeks ago

nae danger.


"The prostitution on here is something else be that selling there "content" or guys arranging meets for cash for there misses and damn wishlists

I recently see a girl put on her profile she was skint, I sent her a message saying plenty of jobs about. Then I was thinking surely she isn’t wanting money for favours. I would never pay for any sexual favours."

Should've sent her the indeed link, not sure though tbh pal sometimes people just want cash gifted for nothing actually had a lass in her 20's at mine few months back who managed fleece some guy for 150 in 3 different transactions all on pretence she would get a train meet him some men are proper simps

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"The prostitution on here is something else be that selling there "content" or guys arranging meets for cash for there misses and damn wishlists

I recently see a girl put on her profile she was skint, I sent her a message saying plenty of jobs about. Then I was thinking surely she isn’t wanting money for favours. I would never pay for any sexual favours.

Should've sent her the indeed link, not sure though tbh pal sometimes people just want cash gifted for nothing actually had a lass in her 20's at mine few months back who managed fleece some guy for 150 in 3 different transactions all on pretence she would get a train meet him some men are proper simps "

It is easy to get scammed if that’s the way to put it. Well hopefully they will learn a lesson about forwarding money to someone.

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk

People taking everything too seriously. Lighten up ffs.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"People taking everything too seriously. Lighten up ffs."

It has got very negative started a new thread what everyone loves about fab

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By *oberto7Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock

Their looking for over 9 inches lol

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Their looking for over 9 inches lol"

It’s when they start to look for over 10.25 inches I start to worry.

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By *ergus1000Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock


"People taking everything too seriously. Lighten up ffs.

It has got very negative started a new thread what everyone loves about fab "

I imagine that will be quite short.

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By *lam granWoman 47 weeks ago

falkirk


"Their looking for over 9 inches lol"

So that's what they meant when they said you're not their type.

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By *oberto7Man 47 weeks ago

Greenock

Yeah...am only inches

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By *amierebelMan 47 weeks ago

nae danger.


"The prostitution on here is something else be that selling there "content" or guys arranging meets for cash for there misses and damn wishlists

I recently see a girl put on her profile she was skint, I sent her a message saying plenty of jobs about. Then I was thinking surely she isn’t wanting money for favours. I would never pay for any sexual favours.

Should've sent her the indeed link, not sure though tbh pal sometimes people just want cash gifted for nothing actually had a lass in her 20's at mine few months back who managed fleece some guy for 150 in 3 different transactions all on pretence she would get a train meet him some men are proper simps

It is easy to get scammed if that’s the way to put it. Well hopefully they will learn a lesson about forwarding money to someone. "

Definitely scammed, it's the way things are these days I do actually feel bad for the lonely souls desperate enough to pay for company

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"The prostitution on here is something else be that selling there "content" or guys arranging meets for cash for there misses and damn wishlists "

Well if guys stopped paying for this content then they girls would have to get a proper job

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By *amierebelMan 47 weeks ago

nae danger.


"The prostitution on here is something else be that selling there "content" or guys arranging meets for cash for there misses and damn wishlists

Well if guys stopped paying for this content then they girls would have to get a proper job "

I completely agree with you Simps started this and that's why there's supply for the demand

Its also why some woman get the messages asking them how much for.....

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"The prostitution on here is something else be that selling there "content" or guys arranging meets for cash for there misses and damn wishlists

I recently see a girl put on her profile she was skint, I sent her a message saying plenty of jobs about. Then I was thinking surely she isn’t wanting money for favours. I would never pay for any sexual favours.

Should've sent her the indeed link, not sure though tbh pal sometimes people just want cash gifted for nothing actually had a lass in her 20's at mine few months back who managed fleece some guy for 150 in 3 different transactions all on pretence she would get a train meet him some men are proper simps

It is easy to get scammed if that’s the way to put it. Well hopefully they will learn a lesson about forwarding money to someone.

Definitely scammed, it's the way things are these days I do actually feel bad for the lonely souls desperate enough to pay for company "

We live in a strange place and some are fortunate and some not. I never look down my nose at anyone no matter what you probably sound similar in thinking to myself.

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By *ilveryFoxMan 47 weeks ago

Midlothian

Pictures with inappropriate backgrounds, like a kid’s bedroom

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By *easingTimMan 47 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

Reading of "a professional" couple, woman or man. So what exactly has that got to do with swinging??

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By *assy LassieWoman 47 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"People taking everything too seriously. Lighten up ffs.

It has got very negative started a new thread what everyone loves about fab

I imagine that will be quite short."

Aye you stay in this one negative Nancy. Let all those folk having fun carry on

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By *agnar73Man 47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Sending a face pic on first message, I don’t have a problem sharing my face pic. "

Do you mean the problem is that certain people won’t read messages without a face pic?

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By *agnar73Man 47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Reading of "a professional" couple, woman or man. So what exactly has that got to do with swinging?? "

Big hoose, mibbe even a chandelier or a big sturdy wardrobe to dive off?

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By *parkle13Woman 47 weeks ago

Dundee

Couples profiles with woman only pics

Spelling police

Willie over the toilet pics

Long as hell grey public on a man

Dick up bum profiles pics .total turn off you can't unsee and I'd not meet

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By *urd no1Woman 47 weeks ago

Glasgow

Professional men all qualified as massage therapists

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