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over a year ago
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Tomorrow I make arrangements with the knackers yard for Pumfrey's demise...it will be a sad day and even sadder when they come and take him away..........will be making plans for Pumfrey 2 and a little friend to live with him once I get my house back in the summer |
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oh jezzzz... is there no where the wee soul can go .... a local farm or sumit.
what about that place at tealing with the coffee shop.... canna mind the name but they have loads of animals.
speckled hen i think.. |
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"oh jezzzz... is there no where the wee soul can go .... a local farm or sumit.
what about that place at tealing with the coffee shop.... canna mind the name but they have loads of animals.
speckled hen i think.."
tried everyone......pumfrey junior will just have to take his place come summer.....but he'll have a friend...and then the bacon breeding begins......3 months...3 weeks...and three days later the Fab bacon n sausage sarnie bar will be open for business  |
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"I need a lie doon ...
I need a large stiff one..............whisky that is...drowm me sorrows"
now if yu had said a small stiff one, I would have texted fugy to help out.
sorry.... |
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"I need a lie doon ...
I need a large stiff one..............whisky that is...drowm me sorrows
now if yu had said a small stiff one, I would have texted fugy to help out.
sorry...."
lol...have asked santa for fugy at christmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stu its so sad you have to do this. Never met Pumfrey but Im fillin up here. Surely there must be somone who can take him , I know you have done your best.
Bless him xxxxxxxxxxxx"
I dont have much space but i can mannage a couple of chops and a bit of bacon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fekk that'll be Titch vegetarian again...... last time was when I wouldn't buy all the piglets at the Highland show to save their bacon....and we are having a baked ham for Christmas dinner. TUTTTTTT!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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grrrr....
jesus paedophiles get meals and accomodation at my tax paying expense..
would rather have accomodated pumphrey in a deluxe room at one devonshire gardns....
RIP Pumphrey xxx
and no offence pumpfrey putting you in the same sentance as paedophiles... you of far superior character xxx |
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Thanks for all your mesages of support in my hour of crisis and need.....he turned out to be the terminator of the pig world......I shouilda known what was gonna happen when the knacker said he'd never seen a pig that big in all his years in the farming world!!!!!
6 shots to the head only managed to irritate the pig.....could almost hear it say "Hasta La Vista...I'll be back" as it tried to fence down to get outta the garden.....it weventually walked back to his pig sty......3 more head shots to finish it.......was furious....but in a sick and twisted way....made me smile........no way he was going without a fight.....that's my boy
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Knackery now worried I'm gonna sue them....lol |
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"Stu that is awful, you should sue them. Poor Pumfrey, he didnt want to go, did he?
Bless xxxxx
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can't sue them....lol.....he gave them hell...and gave me summat to smile about last night while I was having a glass of whisky in his honour  |
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"will raise my pint of stella to pumphrey tomorrow night ....
anychance of getting me some of him for chrimbo bit stuck for cash here lol xxxxxxx"
He feeding the Angels up in piggy heaven |
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"will raise my pint of stella to pumphrey tomorrow night ....
anychance of getting me some of him for chrimbo bit stuck for cash here lol xxxxxxx
He feeding the Angels up in piggy heaven"
shit too late then |
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"will raise my pint of stella to pumphrey tomorrow night ....
anychance of getting me some of him for chrimbo bit stuck for cash here lol xxxxxxx
He feeding the Angels up in piggy heaven
shit too late then "
yip.....but pumfrey 2 .. the sequel...coming to my garden later next year |
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"I need a lie doon ...
I need a large stiff one..............whisky that is...drowm me sorrows
now if yu had said a small stiff one, I would have texted fugy to help out.
sorry...."
oi !!!! am still here ye know !!!!  |
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"I need a lie doon ...
I need a large stiff one..............whisky that is...drowm me sorrows
now if yu had said a small stiff one, I would have texted fugy to help out.
sorry....
oi !!!! am still here ye know !!!! "
and on ur way into my xmas stockings .... i asked Santa lolol |
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RIP pumphrey 
thinking of you stu 
I like my bacon crispy though
