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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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What wouldnt you do to get the man/woman of your choice on here lol
Are you a right TART when it comes to getting what you want lol
Come on who is the biggest male/female TART on here own up lol.  |
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over a year ago
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"What wouldnt you do to get the man/woman of your choice on here lol
Are you a right TART when it comes to getting what you want lol
Come on who is the biggest male/female TART on here own up lol. "
would offer
To sleep in the wet patch lol
Tart yes of course I'm a man lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a tart, or a slut  whatever you want me to be  but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx
I'll settle for tart then Omg I can't believe that scotrandom aint posted here yet ..where are you ya bugga lol
I was busy not being a tart & being more a fairy cake.
Took your time!!!!!!!!!!! Peter Pan  "
I was beating the shit outta Tinkerbell for deleting my Who Viewed List. |
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over a year ago
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"I'm next door now!! Lol
Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!awwww enjoy your wee post lol xxx"
It's not a wee post - check my pictures. Lol. |
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"I'm next door now!! Lol
Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!awwww enjoy your wee post lol xxx
It's not a wee post - check my pictures. Lol."
eh i have several times lol  |
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"I'm next door now!! Lol
Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!awwww enjoy your wee post lol xxx
It's not a wee post - check my pictures. Lol. eh i have several times lol "
I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol! |
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"I'm next door now!! Lol
Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!awwww enjoy your wee post lol xxx
It's not a wee post - check my pictures. Lol. eh i have several times lol
I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!"
oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know
What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party ....."
Ach I moved on since then. Lol! |
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I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know
What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....
Ach I moved on since then. Lol!"
yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol  |
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I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know
What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....
Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol "
You will |
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I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know
What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....
Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol
You will "
He better have been worth it hahahahaha |
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I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know
What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....
Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol
You will He better have been worth it hahahahaha "
As usual I was better. |
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I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know
What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....
Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol
You will He better have been worth it hahahahaha
As usual I was better."
that i do not doubt lol |
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I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know
What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....
Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol
You will He better have been worth it hahahahaha
As usual I was better.that i do not doubt lol "
Dinna doubt a doer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm from Essex ! Nuff said
Oh an Essex boy. My tartometer is goin into overdrive. Lol!Ssshhhutttt upppp !"
Pmsl. I don't watch EastBenders (or any soap for that matter). More a 24, Hawaii Five Oh, Lost kinda bloke. |
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"I'm a tart, or a slut whatever you want me to be but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx"
So if you're a tart, I assume you wouldn't mind me covering you in whipped cream and eating you
And mrs.scots says tarts are bad for me!
Looks damned good if you ask me |
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"I'm a tart, or a slut whatever you want me to be but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx
So if you're a tart, I assume you wouldn't mind me covering you in whipped cream and eating you
And mrs.scots says tarts are bad for me!
Looks damned good if you ask me "
Eat to your hearts content
Tell Mrs that a little of what you fancy does you good lol |
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"I'm a tart, or a slut whatever you want me to be but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx
So if you're a tart, I assume you wouldn't mind me covering you in whipped cream and eating you
And mrs.scots says tarts are bad for me!
Looks damned good if you ask me
Eat to your hearts content
Tell Mrs that a little of what you fancy does you good lol "
I intend to take you up on that
Hope you're a juicy tart hehehe
Think I've taken the euphemism as far as I can here really. I'm talking about your hooha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a tart, or a slut whatever you want me to be but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx
So if you're a tart, I assume you wouldn't mind me covering you in whipped cream and eating you
And mrs.scots says tarts are bad for me!
Looks damned good if you ask me
Eat to your hearts content
Tell Mrs that a little of what you fancy does you good lol
I intend to take you up on that
Hope you're a juicy tart hehehe
Think I've taken the euphemism as far as I can here really. I'm talking about your hooha!"
Very juicy and squirty |
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Very juicy and squirty
That's the best kind Towels on hand, mop&bucket on standby!
You wouldn't be saying that if you had to sleep on the wet bit  "
Darling, I'm the man  I never have to sleep in the wet patch |
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Very juicy and squirty
That's the best kind Towels on hand, mop&bucket on standby!
You wouldn't be saying that if you had to sleep on the wet bit
Darling, I'm the man I never have to sleep in the wet patch "
By the time I'm finished with you - you'll do what your told |
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