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Who is Hans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Am I alone in noticing this guys name spray painted on every available surface as I drive around Glasgow?

He seems particularly active between Kirkintilloch and the M80 where it merges with the M8.

Just curious x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it? "

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

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By *ocknrollerMan  over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire

I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber it is almost xmas afterall lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber it is almost xmas afterall lol "

Ohhhh no don’t start them on that!!! But YES it’s a Christmas film

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian


"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now "

I might be a total child, but I laughed when I learned that a mobile phone is nicknamed a 'handy' in Germany.

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By *crambledMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Loads of 'Cost' tags in the east end of Glasgow while the greater govan area used to have 'tocs' everywhere

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By *rm159Man  over a year ago

hamilton

If you drive the road to fort william it's leaf that's tagged on all the road signs

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By *eteHarleyCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was hoping for more German Jokes and puns in here

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By *yrshiremischiefMan  over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I don't know but Max Bygraves and Malcolm McLaren were both pretty sure we need him.

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By *crambledMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone remember the Al Jolson graffiti that appeared all over Glasgow in the late 80s, early 90s?

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst "

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone remember the Al Jolson graffiti that appeared all over Glasgow in the late 80s, early 90s?"

Yes it was an old guy who had a stall at the Barrows he also used to get done up like Al Jolson and sing.

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By *use and wolfCouple  over a year ago

angus

Maybe they keep getting stopped before they manage to spray "Han's yir cash yi Bawbag!"?

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By *use and wolfCouple  over a year ago

angus


"I was hoping for more German Jokes and puns in here"

This is Nazi place for that.

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By *eamworkboyMan  over a year ago

Irvine


"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst "

Oh god, you're a brat, the wurst

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour. "

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please”

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By *agnar73Man  over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please” "

I keep laughing at these

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour.

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please” "

Like it

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By *allerthanaverage79Man  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber it is almost xmas afterall lol

Ohhhh no don’t start them on that!!! But YES it’s a Christmas film "

It's a film set at Xmas time - there's a difference!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst "

You are just being a Brat!

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By *vcarolTV/TS 52 weeks ago

kilmarnockish


"If you drive the road to fort william it's leaf that's tagged on all the road signs "

And in Shetland a fair few of horseback riders ahead signs have small cones on them.....

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago


"I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber it is almost xmas afterall lol

Ohhhh no don’t start them on that!!! But YES it’s a Christmas film

It's a film set at Xmas time - there's a difference! "

But isn’t that the setting of most Christmas films…

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago


"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You are just being a Brat! "

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

It wisnae me

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago


"I don't know but Max Bygraves and Malcolm McLaren were both pretty sure we need him."

(Pretty) is that vacant?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 52 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber it is almost xmas afterall lol

Ohhhh no don’t start them on that!!! But YES it’s a Christmas film

It's a film set at Xmas time - there's a difference!

But isn’t that the setting of most Christmas films… "

Most, bug not all- especially if you identify as non-season specific!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    52 weeks ago

I see that we’re no closer to identifying the elusive Hans.

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By *uietbloke67Man 52 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now "

I applaud you

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago


"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

I applaud you "

Coz YOU have Hans

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan 52 weeks ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

The question isn't who is Hans, but rather is he Super?

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By *avid_C78Man 52 weeks ago

Fife

As long as you aren’t hans solo

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago


"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

I applaud you

Coz YOU have Hans "

I'm giggling at all yours xD

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By *wo for luckCouple 52 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Last time I saw Hans plastered on something it was the bottom of the Nagatomi building Christmas’88

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago


"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

I applaud you

Coz YOU have Hans

I'm giggling at all yours xD "

Danke liebe I was diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants today… it’s called fee-fi-phobia …

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By *agnar73Man 52 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

Danke liebe I was diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants today… it’s called fee-fi-phobia … "

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By *eammeupMan 52 weeks ago

Wooburn


"I was hoping for more German Jokes and puns in here

This is Nazi place for that."

The best placed pun I’ve read in a very long time

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By *imbobaMan 52 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Last time I saw Hans plastered on something it was the bottom of the Nagatomi building Christmas’88"

Reminds me of my ex. Nag-it-to-me. Rather not.

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By *use and wolfCouple 52 weeks ago

angus


"I was hoping for more German Jokes and puns in here

This is Nazi place for that.

The best placed pun I’ve read in a very long time"

Thank you, i am here all week

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

No no no it’s a film set at Christmas time.

How about trading places through …great Xmas film

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now "
Is this not the best reply to OP post . What Dry humour . Clapping Hands

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now Is this not the best reply to OP post . What Dry humour . Clapping Hands "

*curtsies shyly*

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By *issBehave69Man 50 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour.

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please” "

Now that is very clever and had me almost wetting my knickers

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour.

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please”

Now that is very clever and had me almost wetting my knickers "

Ty ty I do like a good pun

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By (user no longer on site) OP    50 weeks ago

And yet, the enigmatic (if spray painty) Hans remains ever elusive.

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By *amieboy169Man 49 weeks ago

perth

New him well he lived up the street from me

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