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By *ert999400 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

I read the phrase a lot on different profiles, "I know how this site works"

So how does it work? I thought you messaged people and went to clubs and parties, or am I missing something.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I read the phrase a lot on different profiles, "I know how this site works"

So how does it work? I thought you messaged people and went to clubs and parties, or am I missing something. "

I think they are just letting people know that they have possibly been on the site before and are not new to swinging therefore know how the site works for them .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I read the phrase a lot on different profiles, "I know how this site works"

So how does it work? I thought you messaged people and went to clubs and parties, or am I missing something. "

I assume it's from people who have either been on this site before or similar sites and know the lay of the land so to speak. They might even be regulars at parties etc.

It's probably just a nice way of letting folk know not to take the piss out of them cause they've had all the chat before.

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By *Booboo-Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I read the phrase a lot on different profiles, "I know how this site works"

So how does it work? I thought you messaged people and went to clubs and parties, or am I missing something. "

As well as the other responses it can also mean that they are tuned into the internal politics and who's who.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s really simple

Make profile with as little effort as possible

Send creepy AF messages

Moan the site does not work

See the pussy flood into the dms…works a charm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very well if you have tits apparently

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Very well if you have tits apparently "

What about moobs?

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take. "

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

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By *ert999400 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx"

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh!

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By *ert999400 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh! "

Come on guys less of the cat fight, how does this site work? Was the title.

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By *ert999400 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"It’s really simple

Make profile with as little effort as possible

Send creepy AF messages

Moan the site does not work

See the pussy flood into the dms…works a charm "

It must work as people say I know how this works, my question was how, golly gosh so many different thoughts.

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh!

Come on guys less of the cat fight, how does this site work? Was the title."

How does the site work? I'm not so sure, but I have sussed out, quite recently, that all the fab straight guys secretly sucking cock are doing so in the hope of, just for a minute, being Boy Of Wonder (Disclosure: this post was intended purely as banter and not to offend, mudsling, gloat, or score points; and was typed with extremely calm tits) xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh!

Come on guys less of the cat fight, how does this site work? Was the title.

How does the site work? I'm not so sure, but I have sussed out, quite recently, that all the fab straight guys secretly sucking cock are doing so in the hope of, just for a minute, being Boy Of Wonder (Disclosure: this post was intended purely as banter and not to offend, mudsling, gloat, or score points; and was typed with extremely calm tits) xx "

I cast my line, I got my bite and you’re still chomping.

My work here is done x

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By *e_AdoredWoman  over a year ago

east fife


"Very well if you have tits apparently "

That's not true, I planned a handful of social meets for a week and only 1 person turned up , it's really put me off looking for meets on fab . Go to clubs . It's nicer to meet face to face and start from there ! The awkward parts done ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very well if you have tits apparently

That's not true, I planned a handful of social meets for a week and only 1 person turned up , it's really put me off looking for meets on fab . Go to clubs . It's nicer to meet face to face and start from there ! The awkward parts done ! Xx "

can understand why TBF, great pictures,the bio made me lol, Look if you are really stuck,and i mean really stuck,and want to meet a 50 something,bi curious,dad bod , with a nylon fetish, then hit me up

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By *igboobiesCouple  over a year ago

Saltcoats


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh!

Come on guys less of the cat fight, how does this site work? Was the title.

How does the site work? I'm not so sure, but I have sussed out, quite recently, that all the fab straight guys secretly sucking cock are doing so in the hope of, just for a minute, being Boy Of Wonder (Disclosure: this post was intended purely as banter and not to offend, mudsling, gloat, or score points; and was typed with extremely calm tits) xx

I cast my line, I got my bite and you’re still chomping.

My work here is done x "

You seem nice guy just reel it in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx"

*Grabs popcorn*

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh!

Come on guys less of the cat fight, how does this site work? Was the title.

How does the site work? I'm not so sure, but I have sussed out, quite recently, that all the fab straight guys secretly sucking cock are doing so in the hope of, just for a minute, being Boy Of Wonder (Disclosure: this post was intended purely as banter and not to offend, mudsling, gloat, or score points; and was typed with extremely calm tits) xx

I cast my line, I got my bite and you’re still chomping.

My work here is done x "

Ah - the good ol' "I've misunderstood and made myself look a bit of an arse, but rather than show a bit of humility or self-deprecation, I'll pretend I was winding someone up, just for kicks."

You caught me good an proper! *bows downs to king (fisher) BOW.*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh!

Come on guys less of the cat fight, how does this site work? Was the title.

How does the site work? I'm not so sure, but I have sussed out, quite recently, that all the fab straight guys secretly sucking cock are doing so in the hope of, just for a minute, being Boy Of Wonder (Disclosure: this post was intended purely as banter and not to offend, mudsling, gloat, or score points; and was typed with extremely calm tits) xx

I cast my line, I got my bite and you’re still chomping.

My work here is done x

Ah - the good ol' "I've misunderstood and made myself look a bit of an arse, but rather than show a bit of humility or self-deprecation, I'll pretend I was winding someone up, just for kicks."

You caught me good an proper! *bows downs to king (fisher) BOW.*"

Awww did somebodies wittle feelies get hurted?

It’s ok wittle boi, hush now.

Don’t bitch at others in future, now hush xx

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh!

Come on guys less of the cat fight, how does this site work? Was the title.

How does the site work? I'm not so sure, but I have sussed out, quite recently, that all the fab straight guys secretly sucking cock are doing so in the hope of, just for a minute, being Boy Of Wonder (Disclosure: this post was intended purely as banter and not to offend, mudsling, gloat, or score points; and was typed with extremely calm tits) xx

I cast my line, I got my bite and you’re still chomping.

My work here is done x

Ah - the good ol' "I've misunderstood and made myself look a bit of an arse, but rather than show a bit of humility or self-deprecation, I'll pretend I was winding someone up, just for kicks."

You caught me good an proper! *bows downs to king (fisher) BOW.*

Awww did somebodies wittle feelies get hurted?

It’s ok wittle boi, hush now.

Don’t bitch at others in future, now hush xx"

First up - I'm not upset. Not in the slightest, chum. (Seen I even added a chum to prove it). Au contraire, I'm rather amused by the whole affair.

Now, let me get this right, because if I'm in the wrong I'll be the bigger man and apologise.

Did you:

A. Misinterpret my original post as a dig at you, when it's plain to see I was using your list on your initial post as examples of amateur fabbing, then proceed to angrily attack me with some egotistical, judgemental ramblings whilst constantly preaching to #bekind and non-judgemental, then continue to do so despite your misunderstanding being pointed out.

Or

B. Decide, out of the blue, you wanted someone to bait with your egotistical, judgemental 'angling', which you could then use akin to a school bully in an apparent "attempt" to belittle said person.

I'd like to think it was option A, and you're just not big enough to admit your mistook, but either way, it's not a good look.

If I'm missing something, then rather than further "attempts" at humiliating, degrading or demeaning me using baby-talk, it'd be nice to read your side of the story. I'm sure there's another misunderstanding in there somewhere, as you surely cannot be as contradictory as your recent demeanor is showing.

I won't hold my breath - wee fishes don't need to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/907115

Just leaving this here for reference...

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/907115

Just leaving this here for reference... "

An oldie, but a goldie. I'm always amused by the amount of UNLOS on older threads.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/907115

Just leaving this here for reference...

An oldie, but a goldie. I'm always amused by the amount of UNLOS on older threads. "

Some of us come back like the proverbial bad penny

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/907115

Just leaving this here for reference...

An oldie, but a goldie. I'm always amused by the amount of UNLOS on older threads.

Some of us come back like the proverbial bad penny "

And some like a shiny new £2 coin.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Ok someone please put me out of my misery. What is UNLOS

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

User No Longer On Site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh!

Come on guys less of the cat fight, how does this site work? Was the title.

How does the site work? I'm not so sure, but I have sussed out, quite recently, that all the fab straight guys secretly sucking cock are doing so in the hope of, just for a minute, being Boy Of Wonder (Disclosure: this post was intended purely as banter and not to offend, mudsling, gloat, or score points; and was typed with extremely calm tits) xx

I cast my line, I got my bite and you’re still chomping.

My work here is done x

Ah - the good ol' "I've misunderstood and made myself look a bit of an arse, but rather than show a bit of humility or self-deprecation, I'll pretend I was winding someone up, just for kicks."

You caught me good an proper! *bows downs to king (fisher) BOW.*

Awww did somebodies wittle feelies get hurted?

It’s ok wittle boi, hush now.

Don’t bitch at others in future, now hush xx

First up - I'm not upset. Not in the slightest, chum. (Seen I even added a chum to prove it). Au contraire, I'm rather amused by the whole affair.

Now, let me get this right, because if I'm in the wrong I'll be the bigger man and apologise.

Did you:

A. Misinterpret my original post as a dig at you, when it's plain to see I was using your list on your initial post as examples of amateur fabbing, then proceed to angrily attack me with some egotistical, judgemental ramblings whilst constantly preaching to #bekind and non-judgemental, then continue to do so despite your misunderstanding being pointed out.

Or

B. Decide, out of the blue, you wanted someone to bait with your egotistical, judgemental 'angling', which you could then use akin to a school bully in an apparent "attempt" to belittle said person.

I'd like to think it was option A, and you're just not big enough to admit your mistook, but either way, it's not a good look.

If I'm missing something, then rather than further "attempts" at humiliating, degrading or demeaning me using baby-talk, it'd be nice to read your side of the story. I'm sure there's another misunderstanding in there somewhere, as you surely cannot be as contradictory as your recent demeanor is showing.

I won't hold my breath - wee fishes don't need to.

"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"User No Longer On Site"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I read the phrase a lot on different profiles, "I know how this site works"

So how does it work? I thought you messaged people and went to clubs and parties, or am I missing something. "

i think u have answered ur own Question

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"User No Longer On Site"

I never remember what that stands for

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By *ewcpl80Couple  over a year ago

Scotland


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

"Mate" - I've no interest whatsoever in being you. You've got the wrong end of the stick, quite obviously, so I can understand you taking offense, but rather than coming down off my high horse, I'm going to take the moral high ground and refrain from slinging mud straight back at you and your own snide shots.

My comment was regarding another common thing found on profiles to go along with the folk who "know how the site works" - the classic "professional male" or "professional couple", with the amateur part referring to people who behave in the way you described in your post - not at you. I guess "described" rather than "depicted" would have been a better term, so I'll take the hit for my shitey use of the English language coming across as insulting when it was intended as the aforementioned "banter and fun".

Practice what you preach, though, eh!

Come on guys less of the cat fight, how does this site work? Was the title.

How does the site work? I'm not so sure, but I have sussed out, quite recently, that all the fab straight guys secretly sucking cock are doing so in the hope of, just for a minute, being Boy Of Wonder (Disclosure: this post was intended purely as banter and not to offend, mudsling, gloat, or score points; and was typed with extremely calm tits) xx

I cast my line, I got my bite and you’re still chomping.

My work here is done x

Ah - the good ol' "I've misunderstood and made myself look a bit of an arse, but rather than show a bit of humility or self-deprecation, I'll pretend I was winding someone up, just for kicks."

You caught me good an proper! *bows downs to king (fisher) BOW.*

Awww did somebodies wittle feelies get hurted?

It’s ok wittle boi, hush now.

Don’t bitch at others in future, now hush xx

First up - I'm not upset. Not in the slightest, chum. (Seen I even added a chum to prove it). Au contraire, I'm rather amused by the whole affair.

Now, let me get this right, because if I'm in the wrong I'll be the bigger man and apologise.

Did you:

A. Misinterpret my original post as a dig at you, when it's plain to see I was using your list on your initial post as examples of amateur fabbing, then proceed to angrily attack me with some egotistical, judgemental ramblings whilst constantly preaching to #bekind and non-judgemental, then continue to do so despite your misunderstanding being pointed out.

Or

B. Decide, out of the blue, you wanted someone to bait with your egotistical, judgemental 'angling', which you could then use akin to a school bully in an apparent "attempt" to belittle said person.

I'd like to think it was option A, and you're just not big enough to admit your mistook, but either way, it's not a good look.

If I'm missing something, then rather than further "attempts" at humiliating, degrading or demeaning me using baby-talk, it'd be nice to read your side of the story. I'm sure there's another misunderstanding in there somewhere, as you surely cannot be as contradictory as your recent demeanor is showing.

I won't hold my breath - wee fishes don't need to.

"

Think folk are getting a bit tired of your wee alpha male act by the looks of things pal, should give it a rest

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By *ergus1000Man  over a year ago

Greenock


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx"

I need to ask, curiosity is killing me. Why would he be so keen to be you? What is it you've got that he would want?

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By *ewcpl80Couple  over a year ago

Scotland


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

I need to ask, curiosity is killing me. Why would he be so keen to be you? What is it you've got that he would want?"

I can answer that…

I saw this guy on another form boasting to wimen he enlisted in the army year 2000, same year as me. I was 20 then meaning at 35 now he would of been 12. He then stooped so low to mention PTSD which I’ve personally saw 2 guys pretty messed up bye.

Disgusting trying to claim brownie points being a civvy pretending this just to get laid.

When I questioned him on this he disappeared off the forum.

Boy of wonder ?

Think we would all agree he should rename to ‘full of shit’

Who’s the cock sucker now boy ???

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By *utzdeepMan  over a year ago

aberdeenshire

This is why I love this forum.

But remember guys n gals it’s meant to be fun

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By *ewcpl80Couple  over a year ago

Scotland


"This is why I love this forum.

But remember guys n gals it’s meant to be fun "

Thing about being full of shit is you will eventually slip on your own turd.

This guy is living proof

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By *utzdeepMan  over a year ago

aberdeenshire


"This is why I love this forum.

But remember guys n gals it’s meant to be fun

Thing about being full of shit is you will eventually slip on your own turd.

This guy is living proof "

I agree and it’s hilarious to watch.

But whilst it’s easy to fall down a rabbit hole. Let’s not kick the big chap whilst he’s down

Let’s get back to fabbing

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By *ewcpl80Couple  over a year ago

Scotland


"This is why I love this forum.

But remember guys n gals it’s meant to be fun

Thing about being full of shit is you will eventually slip on your own turd.

This guy is living proof

I agree and it’s hilarious to watch.

But whilst it’s easy to fall down a rabbit hole. Let’s not kick the big chap whilst he’s down

Let’s get back to fabbing "

With complete respect…

Your correct

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m sure he doesn’t really care. He is deep inside my Mrs as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

I need to ask, curiosity is killing me. Why would he be so keen to be you? What is it you've got that he would want?

I can answer that…

I saw this guy on another form boasting to wimen he enlisted in the army year 2000, same year as me. I was 20 then meaning at 35 now he would of been 12. He then stooped so low to mention PTSD which I’ve personally saw 2 guys pretty messed up bye.

Disgusting trying to claim brownie points being a civvy pretending this just to get laid.

When I questioned him on this he disappeared off the forum.

Boy of wonder ?

Think we would all agree he should rename to ‘full of shit’

Who’s the cock sucker now boy ???"

I’ve never been in the army

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m sure he doesn’t really care. He is deep inside my Mrs as we speak "

She’s actually munching through her breakfast drooling over Harry Styles on the telly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Didn’t think you had a telly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Think folk are getting a bit tired of your wee alpha male act by the looks of things pal, should give it a rest "

Me with an alpha male act?

Have you even met me? alpha make act ha that’s not how I’d be described at all.

Ah no wait, ofcourse you haven’t met me. You’ve not met anyone, 8 months no meets…get back to your materbating over people’s photos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is why I love this forum.

But remember guys n gals it’s meant to be fun

Thing about being full of shit is you will eventually slip on your own turd.

This guy is living proof

I agree and it’s hilarious to watch.

But whilst it’s easy to fall down a rabbit hole. Let’s not kick the big chap whilst he’s down

Let’s get back to fabbing "

Come on you, don’t do it….we have friends in common, it’s not hard to learn who I am and what I am like rather than listen to a an oddly angry bampot without any substance within the community assuming utter nonsense

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By *utzdeepMan  over a year ago

aberdeenshire


"This is why I love this forum.

But remember guys n gals it’s meant to be fun

Thing about being full of shit is you will eventually slip on your own turd.

This guy is living proof

I agree and it’s hilarious to watch.

But whilst it’s easy to fall down a rabbit hole. Let’s not kick the big chap whilst he’s down

Let’s get back to fabbing

Come on you, don’t do it….we have friends in common, it’s not hard to learn who I am and what I am like rather than listen to a an oddly angry bampot without any substance within the community assuming utter nonsense "

Oh do we? I’m sure we’ll cross swords then

I’m not out to shag you big guy so I don’t need to learn who/what you are

Get back to that guys wife take it out on her lol.

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By *ikerBloke...Man  over a year ago

western hemisphere , planet earth

Pretty sure the site dosent work by waving your cock and your ego about on a forum post and having a go at folks who disagree with your opinion.......

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

I need to ask, curiosity is killing me. Why would he be so keen to be you? What is it you've got that he would want?"

BOW obviously didn't actually mean that deeply narcissistic comment to be taken literally. He only typed it as hook and bait in an attempt to get me to bite, hopefully lose the head, get butthurt, and retaliate in the manner he did, whilst preaching how folk should use the forums in a positive way, after he mistakenly thought I'd had a bitch at him. Do keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

I need to ask, curiosity is killing me. Why would he be so keen to be you? What is it you've got that he would want?

BOW obviously didn't actually mean that deeply narcissistic comment to be taken literally. He only typed it as hook and bait in an attempt to get me to bite, hopefully lose the head, get butthurt, and retaliate in the manner he did, whilst preaching how folk should use the forums in a positive way, after he mistakenly thought I'd had a bitch at him. Do keep up! "

Depends how deep you could take it? You didn’t cope well with a little scratch earlier on in the post darling xx

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By *ewcpl80Couple  over a year ago

Scotland


"

Think folk are getting a bit tired of your wee alpha male act by the looks of things pal, should give it a rest

Me with an alpha male act?

Have you even met me? alpha make act ha that’s not how I’d be described at all.

Ah no wait, ofcourse you haven’t met me. You’ve not met anyone, 8 months no meets…get back to your materbating over people’s photos "

Don’t worry about why Were not verified Full of shit, worry about why your worrying about us not being verified.

Never said you were in the army year 2000 and went on about PTSD ?

Im calling you a compulsive fucking liar !!!

You can say that for people to read…

But I know and you know regardless what you want people to believe!

Now call me names, that’s usually the preferred weapon of the looser, even better I won’t reply so you can get the last word, I’d expect you to be the kinda guy to want the last word.

Have it, it will say more about you than it will me.

Take care

Full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Think folk are getting a bit tired of your wee alpha male act by the looks of things pal, should give it a rest

Me with an alpha male act?

Have you even met me? alpha make act ha that’s not how I’d be described at all.

Ah no wait, ofcourse you haven’t met me. You’ve not met anyone, 8 months no meets…get back to your materbating over people’s photos

Don’t worry about why Were not verified Full of shit, worry about why your worrying about us not being verified.

Never said you were in the army year 2000 and went on about PTSD ?

Im calling you a compulsive fucking liar !!!

You can say that for people to read…

But I know and you know regardless what you want people to believe!

Now call me names, that’s usually the preferred weapon of the looser, even better I won’t reply so you can get the last word, I’d expect you to be the kinda guy to want the last word.

Have it, it will say more about you than it will me.

Take care

Full of shit "

I can 100%, 110% hand on heart say I have NEVER EVER been in the army. Go find me this post son shine. Please you little genuine gem you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Think folk are getting a bit tired of your wee alpha male act by the looks of things pal, should give it a rest

Me with an alpha male act?

Have you even met me? alpha make act ha that’s not how I’d be described at all.

Ah no wait, ofcourse you haven’t met me. You’ve not met anyone, 8 months no meets…get back to your materbating over people’s photos

Don’t worry about why Were not verified Full of shit, worry about why your worrying about us not being verified.

Never said you were in the army year 2000 and went on about PTSD ?

Im calling you a compulsive fucking liar !!!

You can say that for people to read…

But I know and you know regardless what you want people to believe!

Now call me names, that’s usually the preferred weapon of the looser, even better I won’t reply so you can get the last word, I’d expect you to be the kinda guy to want the last word.

Have it, it will say more about you than it will me.

Take care

Full of shit "

Talks about the calling others names being the tactic of the loser (correct spelling) then calls me names

Oh dear oh dear, you are a gift that keeps giving my little angry toot. Mummy not let you suckle enough as a baba? Come to me and suckle into daddy, I will give you the affection and attention you so badly lost out on x

Btw, just for clarity, one again, I’ve never in my puff said I’ve been in the army xx

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By *amierebelMan  over a year ago

nae danger.

So in conclusion "how does this site work?"

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By *utzdeepMan  over a year ago

aberdeenshire


"So in conclusion "how does this site work?""

By what’s shown by example

Wind everyone up and you get to be balls deep in someone’s wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So in conclusion "how does this site work?"

By what’s shown by example

Wind everyone up and you get to be _utzdeep in someone’s wife "

You missed a trick there, fixed it for ya

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"The ones who know how the site works are obviously the 'professional' persons who frequent the site, as opposed to the amateurish behaviour depicted above by BOW. That's my take.

Mate, you’d suck a cock to be me for a minute so calm your tits and don’t be so blinking petty. The forums are for banter and fun, not for aiming snide shots are others.

Also to add, do not dare try to take a high horse view on me when you’re there gloating about being fab single xx

I need to ask, curiosity is killing me. Why would he be so keen to be you? What is it you've got that he would want?

BOW obviously didn't actually mean that deeply narcissistic comment to be taken literally. He only typed it as hook and bait in an attempt to get me to bite, hopefully lose the head, get butthurt, and retaliate in the manner he did, whilst preaching how folk should use the forums in a positive way, after he mistakenly thought I'd had a bitch at him. Do keep up!

Depends how deep you could take it? You didn’t cope well with a little scratch earlier on in the post darling xx"

I guess that depends on perspective and interpretation, sweetcheeks - some might say I coped admirably, some not. Some might say, rather than a scratch, it was merely a little prick with some needle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Some might say, rather than a scratch, it was merely a little prick with some needle. "

Yes!! il be the little prick nae bother

That reminds me actually, when you get a skelf, do you still put your finger into an alcoholic drink?

Does it work? I only ask as your wife is well known for saying when she gets a little pick in her hand, she always out it in cider..

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By *amierebelMan  over a year ago

nae danger.


"So in conclusion "how does this site work?"

By what’s shown by example

Wind everyone up and you get to be balls deep in someone’s wife "

Seems it, must surely be a awesome experience phones oot, I managed it without the winding up but hey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So in conclusion "how does this site work?"

"

It’s fairly simple tbh chum, use the forums, either for a laugh or to be super serious, join in with discussions, keep an eye out for/ and attend socials where you can meet others face to face in a relaxed atmosphere.

Read ppls profiles, say hello and that’s really it.

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By *amierebelMan  over a year ago

nae danger.


"So in conclusion "how does this site work?"

It’s fairly simple tbh chum, use the forums, either for a laugh or to be super serious, join in with discussions, keep an eye out for/ and attend socials where you can meet others face to face in a relaxed atmosphere.

Read ppls profiles, say hello and that’s really it. "

Hats off to you, actually best answer given to the op yet

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"So in conclusion "how does this site work?"

It’s fairly simple tbh chum, use the forums, either for a laugh or to be super serious, join in with discussions, keep an eye out for/ and attend socials where you can meet others face to face in a relaxed atmosphere.

Read ppls profiles, say hello and that’s really it. "

I'm so glad we're now getting back to the OP's query.

I'd like to add - you can also, provided you have a certain standing within the community, of course, use the forums to bait people, talk down to them, tell them exactly how they feel, or should feel, on certain matters, instruct them on the correct use of the forums, and dress it all up as banter whilst claiming to be the swinging version of Mother Theresa. This can help you arise through the pools of testosterone to the (often cut-throat) surface of the fab pecking order.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you still going on?

I mean, it’s quite simple. Do no randomly swipe at others in future if it’s going to end in you getting your knickers in such a twist.

Now dry your eyes, pull your pants up and move on

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"

Some might say, rather than a scratch, it was merely a little prick with some needle.

Yes!! il be the little prick nae bother

That reminds me actually, when you get a skelf, do you still put your finger into an alcoholic drink?

Does it work? I only ask as your wife is well known for saying when she gets a little pick in her hand, she always out it in cider.."

Your predictive text is glitching, bud. Probably from having your fingers in so many pies.

Nope. I get some tweezers and pull it out. It's my favourite form of relief, with having a little prick.

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Are you still going on?

I mean, it’s quite simple. Do no randomly swipe at others in future if it’s going to end in you getting your knickers in such a twist.

Now dry your eyes, pull your pants up and move on "

Yup - I'm having great fun and banter!

Show me where I randomly swiped, please. By randomly I'm assuming you mean unprovoked.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Show me where I randomly swiped, please. By randomly I'm assuming you mean unprovoked. "

I’m actually tiring of you being a bitch, I stand by everything I’ve said to you from your first snide response.

Don’t swipe at others then spit the dummy out about it. Away and play with your little prick then, I do hope your poor wife finds your profile x

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"

Show me where I randomly swiped, please. By randomly I'm assuming you mean unprovoked.

I’m actually tiring of you being a bitch, I stand by everything I’ve said to you from your first snide response.

Don’t swipe at others then spit the dummy out about it. Away and play with your little prick then, I do hope your poor wife finds your profile x"

Aw, man! I was really hoping you'd point it out so I could apologise.

I've been saving it up, though, so I'll apologise for not doing the thing you said I did, anyway.

Sorry Boy of Wonder.

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