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By *aftSpunk OP Man
over a year ago
Motherwell |
I received a unique message from a couple today saying to "pay and do what you like".
I don't know if they meant to pay me for my services, or more likely they are looking for payment in a "Pimp My Bride" sort of arrangement.
Either way it was new to me. I'm sure there are stranger requests out there, but that one caught me off guard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing beats the bread guy.
Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).
Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”
Easiest £50 ever |
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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow Scotland |
"Nothing beats the bread guy.
Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).
Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”
Easiest £50 ever"
I have no words. Like literally none.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing beats the bread guy.
Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).
Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”
Easiest £50 ever
I have no words. Like literally none. "
I was also stuck, for the first time ever  |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Nothing beats the bread guy.
Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).
Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”
Easiest £50 ever
I have no words. Like literally none.
I was also stuck, for the first time ever "
Total boack and roll. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing beats the bread guy.
Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).
Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”
Easiest £50 ever"
You could have told him to just use a dill dough (see what I did there) |
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"Nothing beats the bread guy.
Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).
Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”
Easiest £50 ever"
There was me thinking I was special |
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"Nothing beats the bread guy.
Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).
Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”
Easiest £50 ever"
Now why does nobody offer me £50 to eat chocolate? Life is so unfair  |
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"Nothing beats the bread guy.
Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).
Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”
Easiest £50 ever
Now why does nobody offer me £50 to eat chocolate? Life is so unfair "
Beware oncoming inbox explosion .  |
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"Nothing beats the bread guy.
Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).
Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”
Easiest £50 ever
Now why does nobody offer me £50 to eat chocolate? Life is so unfair
Beware oncoming inbox explosion . "
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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago
Scotland |
We had some weirdo from Ayr asking male half to physically beat him to a pulp, guy was like: no holding back, kidney punches, smashed in face ect ect.
Needless to say that days letter was B, and B stands for blocked.
But few months later he reappeared under a new profile, he’d obviously forgotten us and this time wanted to give money to be beaten up.
Oh and once again under a third profile.
Has anybody be else had that whacko ? |
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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago
Scotland |
"Was recently asked if I would be interested in a girl on girl cat fight for cash 
What was your answer
M.
Ding ding I’m hard as feck show me da money  "
Think we had that same couple contact us once |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"We had some weirdo from Ayr asking male half to physically beat him to a pulp, guy was like: no holding back, kidney punches, smashed in face ect ect.
Needless to say that days letter was B, and B stands for blocked.
But few months later he reappeared under a new profile, he’d obviously forgotten us and this time wanted to give money to be beaten up.
Oh and once again under a third profile.
Has anybody be else had that whacko ? "
Burns once said Ayr was a toun of honest men and bonnie lasses. He got the latter part right. |
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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago
Scotland |
"We had some weirdo from Ayr asking male half to physically beat him to a pulp, guy was like: no holding back, kidney punches, smashed in face ect ect.
Needless to say that days letter was B, and B stands for blocked.
But few months later he reappeared under a new profile, he’d obviously forgotten us and this time wanted to give money to be beaten up.
Oh and once again under a third profile.
Has anybody be else had that whacko ?
Burns once said Ayr was a toun of honest men and bonnie lasses. He got the latter part right. "
Well they do say honest hands are dirty hands  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"We had some weirdo from Ayr asking male half to physically beat him to a pulp, guy was like: no holding back, kidney punches, smashed in face ect ect.
Needless to say that days letter was B, and B stands for blocked.
But few months later he reappeared under a new profile, he’d obviously forgotten us and this time wanted to give money to be beaten up.
Oh and once again under a third profile.
Has anybody be else had that whacko ?
Burns once said Ayr was a toun of honest men and bonnie lasses. He got the latter part right.
Well they do say honest hands are dirty hands "
, nae comment. |
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