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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I popped in for a quick haircut this morning,sat down next to a wee man ,who proceeded with no hesitation to tell me his wife was in hospital and he was visiting her this afternoon,and that he indeed was going in for an operation next week, maybe its just my friendly face and demeanour or is it something about the barbers/hairdresser were you can literally let your hair down and just chat away.Have you found your self in these situations,can you relate, have you been the teller or the listener to stories. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm forever getting peoples life stories. Folk just seem to start chatting to me...or is it me that starts it. Who knows  "
This is me too , people just seem to like chatting with me in public places  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve done my own hair since my forces basic training in 2000.
I hate having people standing up behind me when I’m sat down, even worse touching my hair whilst speaking shite.
Reminds me of an old joke, barber asks how you want your hair cunt today,
“In silence please” |
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"I’ve done my own hair since my forces basic training in 2000.
I hate having people standing up behind me when I’m sat down, even worse touching my hair whilst speaking shite.
Reminds me of an old joke, barber asks how you want your hair cunt today,
“In silence please”"
Do you get your vagina done too BOW. Every days a school day on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve done my own hair since my forces basic training in 2000.
I hate having people standing up behind me when I’m sat down, even worse touching my hair whilst speaking shite.
Reminds me of an old joke, barber asks how you want your hair cunt today,
“In silence please”
Do you get your vagina done too BOW. Every days a school day on here "
Nup, it’s a ptsd thing.
If I had a vagina though surely I would be at the salon and not avoiding the barber..? |
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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago
Scotland |
"I’ve done my own hair since my forces basic training in 2000.
I hate having people standing up behind me when I’m sat down, even worse touching my hair whilst speaking shite.
Reminds me of an old joke, barber asks how you want your hair cunt today,
“In silence please”"
Your 35 and we're in depot year 2000?
That would of made you 12yo.
I was also in depot 2000 but there sure weren't any 12yo in my platoon, fair play man, never heard of that  |
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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!
Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him
He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers. |
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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs
Im picturing Rapunzel "
Ha ha, I’d just cut it myself, but at times it did reach my bum if I straightened it. I keep it shorter these days |
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"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!
Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him
He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers."
Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.
Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that. |
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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago
Scotland |
"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!
Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him
He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.
Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.
Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that. "
Think because if they were to sit you behind the mirror you would be in the next room |
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"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!
Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him
He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.
Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.
Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that.
Think because if they were to sit you behind the mirror you would be in the next room "
I would be happy if they took the mirror away and just showed you the end result. But I trust my hairdresser not to scalp me if I couldn't see. Might try a blindfold next time |
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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!
Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him
He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.
Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.
Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that. "
Yep the mirror is a special kinda torture, as if I’m not feeling awkward enough. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!
Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him
He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.
Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.
Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that. "
I don't like it when they use the round mirror to show you the back when they have finished. Are you going to say 'nah I don't like it, out it back the way it was.' |
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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago
Scotland |
"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!
Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him
He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.
Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.
Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that.
Think because if they were to sit you behind the mirror you would be in the next room
I would be happy if they took the mirror away and just showed you the end result. But I trust my hairdresser not to scalp me if I couldn't see. Might try a blindfold next time "
A experience I'm about to have for the first time at 43, I've been growing my hair out for the last 18 months so I'm due my first cut and I think I actually might do the blindfold thing, worst case scenario it's back to a skinheed with my old remingtons |
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Not a barbers/hairdresser story but a true story here lol
So fixing a guys car many years ago gave him a price and he gave the usual puff of the cheeks and said “aye spose it needs done just do it”……
Then proceeded to tell me that he was thinking of become taxi driver and it was going to cost X amount to go through the test and get a license…..
Do you think I should get a bank loan as I don’t have that amount of money?……
Me…… erm sorry pal I hardly know you and am not qualified to give out financial advice! If it all goes wrong yer no coming back to me to blame me for it!!
See ye the morra when yer cars ready mind it’s cash and no card I take
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"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!
Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him
He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.
Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.
Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that.
Yep the mirror is a special kinda torture, as if I’m not feeling awkward enough. "
Exactly!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!
Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him
He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.
Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.
Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that.
Yep the mirror is a special kinda torture, as if I’m not feeling awkward enough. "
I think I prefer the mirror, so I know hes not behind me with his cock out |
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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago
DUMFRIES |
"Try being a taxi driver. I could write a book
And as for "private" conversations folk seem to forget theres a driver there "
I thoroughly agree with this. From little old ladies reciting their shopping list, to someone planning every step of unaliving themselves and everything in-between I've had it all in my taxi |
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