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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fugy had been sleeping for a while and it was now early morning. The owners of the little house returned. They were seven diminutive little chaps, each with a bushy beard.
They all went off to the big city every day to play midgets in low-budget STV dramas and childrens programmes. When there was not a high demand for short folk, they hung around the harbour or dogs home in the hope of picking up stray dogs or sailors for casual sex.
No sooner had they taken off their boots and lit up seven little reefers, one noticed they'd been burgled. He knew this because mice don't eat green, furry pizza or drink beer.
The first dwarf said: "Who ate the pepperoni off my pizza?"
The second said: "Who's been swigging my beer?"
Another said: "Who's been licking the windows?"
A fourth said: "Right, what bastard scraped the hair off the soap? I was saving that!"
Suddenly, they all heard a noise coming from the other side of the room.
Seven tiny heads swivelled toward the bed and seven mouths gaped in astonishment.
"I'm in love!" exclaimed the seven dwarves in unison, "What a gorgeous gnome...he looks ripe for the taking!"
The dwarves were so overwhelmed that they all spoke at once.
"What's your name?"
"Gosh, you're beautiful!"
"Can I have your underwear?"
"Any chance of a shag?"
"How did you get here?"
"Can I wear your pantaloons?"
"Stop it!" pleaded Fugy, yawning. "I'll tell you my name in the morning if you'll let me stay. I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open."
The dwarves muttered a bit at that, but the sight of Fugy's red pantaloons, yellow gingham shirt, green waistcoat and pointy hat, not to mention the receeding hairline that caused his forehead to shine when it caught the light, soon convinced them that he must be a bisexual gnome who'd be gagging for some cock sooking. So, they let him sleep while they tossed until morning.
Next morning Fugy woke with a start. Seven naked dwarves stood by the bed, each with a gleam in their eye and a wicked grin. He screamed. The dwarves took this as a good sign and all clambered onto the bed and began ripping off Fugy's clothes..........
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awwwwww how sweet , Fugy and the seven friendly fudgers, lol
 woohooo...it's Drew Hu Flung Dung the Thai Ladyboy....you found your way in here then  (Drew...before ya kill me....u made it into one of the stories....lolol) "
Ohhh a noticed Stu , thanksa lot m8ty, lol
Now back to the job in hand to speak, back to the story of Fugy son of Fugy, lol |
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"Awwwwww how sweet , Fugy and the seven friendly fudgers, lol
woohooo...it's Drew Hu Flung Dung the Thai Ladyboy....you found your way in here then (Drew...before ya kill me....u made it into one of the stories....lolol)
Ohhh a noticed Stu , thanksa lot m8ty, lol
Now back to the job in hand to speak, back to the story of Fugy son of Fugy, lol"
lolol....next episode of my very unauthorised biography of our irrepressable gnome being worked on even now....am off down to the garden centre for some inspiration |
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Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to S**g I go lol 